Ok, New chapter of Moyashi today as well! And for the record, this story does have a plotline, which I reveal in this chapter. Unfortunately I couldn't find anywhere to stick Tiedeul in. Now some people are sad.

I don't own D.Gray-Man, Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne, or Fer Sure Remix by Medic Droid.

"So, you're gay huh?" Lavi asked.

"Yes, I am," Kanda said.

"PERFECT! Ok, enough of this game. We're moving onto Truth or Dare. I'll go first, Allen truth or dare?" Lavi asked.

"Truth," Allen said slowly.

"Good choice Allen, dare it is," Lavi said not really listening.

"But I said Truth," Allen said knowing what Lavi's dares were usually like.

"I know, but you secretly meant dare."

"No, I secretly meant truth."

"But your eyes said dare."

"But my mouth said…"

"I dare you to go up on stage and sing this song," Lavi said handing Allen a folded up piece of paper.

"Oh….Kay." Allen walked over to the stage, then he opened up the piece of paper to look at the lyrics. "Oh god, you have to be kidding me!"

"Sing it!"

"I didn't even pick dare! You did!"

"Just do it!"

"Alright Mr. Nike spokesman," Allen said. He closed his eyes and began to sing.

Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I don't like your boyfriend. No way, no way. I think you need a new one. Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I could be your boyfriend.

Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I know that you like me. No way, no way. You know it's not a secret. Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I want to be your boyfriend.

You're so fine. I want you mine. You're so delicious. I think about you all the time. You're so addictive. Don't you know. What I can do. To make you feel alright (alright alright alright).

Don't pretend. I think you know. I'm damn precious. And hell yeah. I'm the mother fucking prince yeah. I can tell you like me too. And you know I'm right. (I'm right I'm right I'm right)

He's like so whatever. You can do so much better. I think we should get together now. And that's what everyone's talking about

Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I don't like your boyfriend. No way, no way. I think you need a new one. Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I could be your boyfriend.

Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I know that you like me. No way, no way. You know it's not a secret. Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I want to be your boyfriend.

I can see the way. I see the way you look at me. And even when you look away. I know you think of me. I know you talk about me all the time. Again and again. (Again again again)

So come over here. And tell me what I wanna hear. Better, yet, make your boyfriend disappear. I don't wanna hear you say his name. Ever again. (Ever again again again)

He's like so whatever. And you can do so much better. I think we should get together now. And that's what everyone's talking about

Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I don't like your boyfriend. No way, no way. I think you need a new one. Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I could be your boyfriend.

Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I know that you like me. No way, no way. You know it's not a secret. Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I want to be your boyfriend.

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger. 'Cause I can, cause I can do it better. There's no other, so when's it gunna sink in. He's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger. 'Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gunna sink in. He's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I don't like your boyfriend. No way, no way. I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I could be your boyfriend.

(No way No way)

Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I know that you like me. No way, no way. You know it's not a secret. Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I want to be your boyfriend.

Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I don't like your boyfriend (No Way!). No way, no way. I think you need a new one (Hey!). Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I could be your boyfriend (No Way!)

Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I know that you like me (No Way!). No way, no way. You know it's not a secret (Hey!). Hey, hey, Yu, Yu. I want to be your boyfriend (No Way!).

Hey Hey!

By the end of the song Kanda was blushing, Linalee was gaping, and Lavi was crying from laughing so hard.

"Brilliant," he said to himself. "I truly am a genius. Ok Allen, it's your turn."

"Fine, Linalee truth or dare."

"Truth."

"If I asked you to punch Lavi right now, would you?"

"Yes."

"Ok, Linalee would you please punch Lavi?"

"Gladly." Linalee walked over and punched Lavi in the stomach, brining his laughter to a sudden stop. Then she sat back down and turned to face Kanda. "Truth or dare?" she asked.

"Dare," Kanda said. "I never pick truth. Ever."

"You might want to change that thinking. It'll get you into a lot trouble one of these days," Allen said.

"I dare you to take off one piece of clothing every time someone says the word Tuna in a sentence. But it has to be an actually conversation, not just 'I Love Tuna'."

"Fine."

"Hey Allen," Lavi said. "What do you have to do with a guitar before you can play it?"

"I don't know, learn how to play it?"

"No, you have to TUNA guitar. Get it? Tuna, Tune a? STRIP KANDA STRIP!"

"Lavi that joke sucks," Allen said smacking him upside the head.

"Ow, why must love hurt me so?" Lavi cried mock hurt.

Kanda looked at Linalee. "Does that count?"

"No, none of Lavi's sentences count. He's just a moron."

"Thanks Linalee, it's good to know my long term girlfriend loves me."

"Kanda, it's your turn," Linalee said ignoring Lavi again.

"Okay," Kanda said. "Lavi, truth or dare?"

"Truth," Lavi said smiling. "I'm not dumb enough to pick dare."

"Were you dropped on your head as a child?"

"Are you seriously asking me that?" Lavi asked.

"Yes," Kanda said. "No answer!"

"No, I was not dropped on my head as a child."

"That's a surprise."

"Allen, truth or dare?"

"Do I really have a choice Lavi?" Allen asked.

"No, I dare you to give us a strip tease until Fer Sure Remix is over," Lavi said popping in the CD.

Fer sure maybe fer sure not Fer sure eh. Fer sure eh [Remix fer sure bomb. Pulled up at a stop light did drugs on the dashboard. Look at the mess we made tonight.

Kick off your stilettos. Kick off your stilettos. And fuck me in the backseat. Fuck me in the backseat. You're always falling in disguise. And always quick to compromise.

Allen slowly pulled his shirt out of his pants and started to unbutton it. The shirt passed over his shoulders and came to a stop by his elbows, giving him a shy, but sexy appeal.

Kick off your stilettos [oh yeah. Kick off your stilettos. And fuck me in the backseat. Fuck me in the backseat. Fer sure maybe fer sure not. Fer sure eh fer sure bomb.

This is the end of what we planned [of what we planned. And now.

He slowly swayed his hips from side to side, dancing with the beat.

This is the end of what we planned [of what we planned. And now.

We're not falling in love. We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away. This is how the beat goes. This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go.

He left his shirt slips down the down the rest of his body. Slowly he lifted his arms above his head. Shaking his head and arms from side to side he sang long with the song.

This is how the beat drops. This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now. All this time is wasted pretending we're in love. But that's alright cause you know. I love being with you and seeing you cry.

So don't let go-o-o. Well don't let go, no-o. Don't let go. Don't let go-o-o.

Allen started to drag his hands up and down his body, Kanda's eyes following the appendages as if in a hypnotic trance.

Fer sure maybe fer sure not Fer sure eh. Fer sure eh fer sure bomb.

No jkjkjk lololol. I heart your fucking makeup. Oh my god I love your hair. Is that a new tattoo? And did that piercing fucking hurt? No jkjkjk lololol.

He slowly unbuttoned his pants. He didn't pull his pants down though. Instead he just twirled in a circle while popping his hip from side to side.

We're not falling in love. We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away. This is how the beat goes. This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go.

This is how the beat drops. This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now. All this time is wasted pretending we're in love. But that's alright cause you know. I love being with you and seeing you cry.

Allen's head swung from side and his arms stayed by his side in an erotic dance.

So don't let go-o-o [All this time is wasted. Well don't let go, no-o [Pretending we're in love. But that's alright cause you know. I love being with you and seeing you cry. But that's alright.

Once the song was over, Allen went over to the pile of clothes that had come off his body. He re-dressed himself and sat back down.

"Boys and girl," came Miranda's voice from behind the closed door. "I have sandwiches for you."

"What kind?" Lavi asked.

"Tuna." At this Kanda removed his shoe.

"What kind?" Lavi asked smirking.

"Tuna." Off with the other shoe. "I made some tuna sandwiches." One sock gone. "Because I know how much Allen likes tuna." Both socks were gone.

"But Allen likes Salmon!" Lavi called.

"No, I like salmon and tuna," Allen said forgetting about the dare. Kanda removed his shirt revealing his amazing six pack to everyone in the room.

"Not tuna? Oh I'm so sorry Allen." Kanda's hair fell around him as his hair tie was removed.

"Tuna's fine."

"STOP SAYING THAT WORD!" Kanda yelled while taking off his pants. He was left in his black silk boxers.

"Fine, fine, go Allen," Linalee said. "And Kanda you can keep your boxers on."

"Thank you," Kanda muttered.

"Kanda, truth or dare."

"Dare," Kanda said.

"Still haven't learned your lesson then? Eh? Well I dare you to kiss Lavi." Kanda walked over and when he bent down to kiss Lavi Allen interrupted him. "On the lips." Kanda's face twisted up a little, but he gave Lavi a quick kiss on the lips.

"Lavi," Kanda said sitting back down. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Why did you wear an eye patch?"

"It gives off a cool effect. Plus pirates are neat. Kanda, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"KISS ALLEN ON THE LIPS!"

Kanda was shocked. Lavi had dared him to do the thing the he wanted to do most in the world. He was bursting from joy on the inside. Slowly he crawled on his bare hands and knees over to Allen. Then he gently placed his lips over the younger boys. The electricity that shot through his body was amazing.

"Wow," whispered Allen. "That was… wow."

"Yeah," Kanda whispered back. "That was pretty wow."

"Umm, hi. If you two are done with your make-out session, I'd like to something else today," Linalee said waving her hand.

"Okay," said Allen. "What shall we do?" Just as he finished asking the question, the door burst open revealing a gasping Miranda.

"We're under attack!" she screamed. "About five level ones!"

"What!" Allen yelled standing up. "Why the hell didn't I sense them coming?"

"That doesn't matter right now Allen-Chan; we have some Akuma to kick!" Lavi yelled pulling out a small hammer. "Big hammer, small hammer, grow, grow, GROW!"

"Dark boots, activate!" Linalee yelled and her started to change their form slightly.

"Innocence, activate!" Allen said, his left arm turning into a giant silver claw and a monocle appeared above his left eye along with a pentacle shaped scar.

The three band members raced out to where the Akuma were, leaving Kanda behind. Working together as a team they destroyed all the Akuma. Slowly they started back towards the studio.

"Ok Kanda, we know you might have some questions to ask us, but first give us a few minutes to collect ourselves," Allen said. Kanda just nodded and noticed that the pentacle was still present, and that the silver claw had become a normal sized arm, but covered in red flesh.

Thirty minutes later they all came back. Allen's face and arm both looked normal now.

"Ok, first of all, those things you saw us fighting back there are called…"

"Akuma, I know," Kanda said.

"How? I thought only exorcist knew what they were," Allen asked shocked.

"Well, you tend to learn what something is when your fighting them half the time," Kanda answered.

"Wait," Linalee said cutting in. "You've fought them before? With what?"

"With my sword. Normally it's black, but whenever one of those monsters shows up it turns silver."

"Guys," Lavi said. "I think we found ourselves a new exorcist. And a person to work the keyboard."

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