Hikari Kasuga's Questions

A/N: This won't get in the way of any projects I'm currently doing. These will probably be a set of humorous drabbles. Osaka will be referred to as Ayumu, because I don't think her family calls her Osaka. R&R

THE FOLLOWING CHAPTER HAS CENSORS, FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN.

13 year old Hikari Kasuga had a bad day.

Today in health class, they were learning about human reproduction. The teacher asked if there was anyone who didn't know how babies were born. Hikari raised her hand, and everyone laughed at her.

She needed to find out or else everyone would look down on her. Maybe I can ask Mom and Dad. No, that would be awkward… Hmm, I wonder if Ayumu knows…

Hikari walked through the front door of her home. She walked upstairs to her sister's room. She knocked on the door. "Come in!" Ayumu called.

Hikari opened her Ayumu's door and walked through the door, shaking a bit. "What's wrong, Hikari?"

"Well, I had a bad day. And I have a question to ask you. Umm, this may seem odd, but where do babies come from?"

Ayumu thought for a moment. She remembered Kurosawa-Sensei's talk. "Oh! I know! This is supposedly the most common method, or so says my gym teacher. First they out in a tape. This isn't just any tape; it's what people in the adult world call a 'pornographic tape.'

Hikari listened in awe. Where did her sister learn these facts? After listening for about ten minutes, Ayumu's speech started to come to an end. "Then the man takes the turkey baster and injects the [THE REST OF THIS SENTENCE IS CENSORED FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE.

Hikari blushed a little bit. "Th-Thank you, Ayumu." "No problem."

The next day, the teacher asked Hikari if one of her parents told her. Some of the kids were stifling back laughter. Hikari said yes and the teacher asked how, just to make sure the speech she got wasn't a bad one.

Hikari began the explanation Ayumu told her.

A few moments later, Hikari was in the Principals office. "What did I do?"

There you have it, the first chapter to my series of drabbles "Hikari Kasuga's Questions." The next chapters will be more family friendly, and will have some classic Osaka theories.