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"Talking"
"Inner Sakura"
'Thinking'
Stress on words/Notes
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Title: Troubled Girls
Summary: Meet Haruno Sakura, a crazy girl with a split personality. Meet Ino, a loud and obnoxious girl. Meet Tenten, a girl obsessed with sharp objects, lastly meet Hinata, a shy girl that somehow got roped into this group of misfits.
Pairings:SakuraGaara,InoShika,TenNeji,HinaNaru.
Troubled Girls
Chapter 1
CRASH! SMASH! BAM!
"SAKURA! YOU BROKE THE ALARM AGAIN!" Ino yelled at me as I threw my Barbie alarm clock at the door.
"That thing is pure evil it woke me up! Plus Inner Sakura didnt like it." I huffed.
"It's supposed to wake you up!You and your damn split personality." Ino growled as she picked up pieces of the poor alarm. "Hey I happen to enjoy having Inner Sakura around...she's my friend!" I defended myself...about myself.
"Ino leave her alone, your only egging her on." Tenten said from the doorway as she twirled a kunai in her hand.
"I-Im sure s-she didnt m-mean it Ino." Hinata said from behind Tenten.
"Bite me Tenten, and Hinata im almost positive she did it on purpose." Ino screamed.
"Want to loose all that pretty blonde hair of yours Ino?" Tenten asked with a sinister voice and kunai in her hand.
"EEP! Save me Sakura!" Ino ran and hid behind me.
"N-No violence!" Hinata said quietly.
"Bio time!" chibi Sakura held up a sign.
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Name: Haruno Sakura
Age: 17
Hair: Pink
Eyes: Green
Problem: Split Personality, claims she has every mental illness out there. Violent and 'Evil'
hobbies include back talking, starting fights and egging people on.
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Name: Yamanaka Ino
Age: 17
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Problem: Loud,obnoxious and annoying. Not to mention completely obsessed with herself. Bad temper.
Loves to egg Sakura on.
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Name: Tenten
Age: 18
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Problem: Obesessed with sharp objects, insists carrying weapons to school, can basically turn anything into weapons.
Tomboy and Violent, thinks she's chinese. Constantly fighting with Ino.
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Name: Hyuuga Hinata
Age:17
Hair: Navy or Purpleish
Eyes:White
Problem: Shyness. Stutters. Cant look people other than friends in the eye. Strongly dislikes violence.
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"Wow, we're screwed up!" I said happily.
"No shit." Ino spoke, sarcasm dripping from every word.
"Yayness! Now time for school! Oh no todays the first day of school! We're so gonna be late!" I said running around trying to brush my waist lenght pink hair,brush my teeth, get dressed and get my bag together all at once.
"Come on girlies!" Ino said waving the keys in the air. Tenten snatched them and we all marched out of our apartment. We walked down to the convertible and hopped in. Ino and Hinata in the back and I was in the passengers seat while Tenten drove. We made our way down to the school and pulled in the student parking lot. A black car pulled in beside us and five guys got out. A guy with long brown hair and white eyes got out of the drivers seat and a guy with red hair and green eyes got out of the passenger seat. Three more popped out of the back. One had black hair in the shape of a chicken and black eyes, another with blonde hair and blue eyes with whiskers on his face, and lastly a guy with a big brown ponytail and brown eyes.
"Oh my god! ALIENS!" I yelled pointing at the car.
"Oh no... not more pretty boy morons." Tenten muttered at the 'pretty boys' as she pulled a needle out of her hair and ran her tongue along it.
"Ohhh he's hot!" Ino said while pointing at the guy with black hair.
"N-Neji-niisan!" Hinata called out.
Meanwhile the guys were just staring with blank faces at the strange girls that had just gotten out of the car next to them.
Neji cleared his throat. "Hello Hinata-sama." he said coldly.
"Hey asshole be nice to her! She's delicate." I yelled making the other girls sigh.
"Who are you. .." he said more than asked."Also I think I would know that, I am her cousin after all."
"Haruno Sakura, number one mentally ill girl. And you wanna take this outside?" I asked waving my fist at him.
"You stupid girl, we are outside." he retorted.
"No..right now im still in the car, so if you want to take this outside I will happily get out of the car." I said smartly.
All of the rest of the people sweatdropped and sighed. The girls were embarrassed to be seen with me and the guys were somewhat scared, with the exception of Gaara and Sasuke. Neji was mad and I was smirking.
"Listen you bitch nobody makes me look bad!" he growled and lunged for me.I jumped out of the car and dodged around him and fell into Gaara.
"Get off me." he said with a deadly voice.
"Negative." I replied mechanically.
"Sakura get off him." Ino said, now scared for her friends life. She had heard of Sabaku no Gaara, the schools biggest bully.
"No way he looks like a panda! I love pandas!" I said as I hugged him. He stayed still. Everyone was shocked. Neji was fuming, not liking that fact that she made him look bad, and then moved on so quickly. He really did not like her hanging on his friend.
"Panda-chan you are so cute!" I squealed.
"Um Sakura he looks like he wants to kill you." Ino said.
"Oh cheetos, He's my new friend right Mr.Panda?" I asked him.
"No. Get off me now." he growled.
"Your no fun." I said as I hugged him tighter. "Your one of my friends now." I told him as I stuck out my tongue.
"Put that away before I do something with it." he said.
"Ew! Pervert! Tenten attack!" I yelled making him flinch at the loud noise.
"You girl have a dirty mind." Gaara said.
"Hello my name is Haruno Sakura and you are?" I held my hand out to him. He relutantly shook it and replied. "Sabaku no Gaara."
"Hello Sabaku no Gaara, you have a hot name." I said with a smile making him uneasy. In the past whenever someone smiled at him, it always ended bad. I jumped up and gave him another hug. He went stiff but soon wrapped his arms around my shoulders. Neji, Sasuke, who were once smirking, and the girls were shocked. The warning bell rang and we dropped what we were doing to get our schedules from the front office. The guys left us there and walked to their class.
"Ah you four must be the new transfer students from Oto High." the secretary smiled. We nodded as she signed us in and gave us our schedules. We waited for her to assign us a guide, since we all had the same classes. Soon Gaara walked in and I ran up to him and jumped on him. "Gaara my love!" I squealed. He growled and threw me off of him. I giggled.
"That was fun can we do it again!" I said as I got ready to jump him again. A hand grabbed the back of my shirt and sat me in a chair before pinning me there with kunais.
"Tenten...let me go!" I whined.
"No." she said.
"TENNNNTENNN!" I wailed.
"Let her go or I'll kill you." Gaara said dangerously.
Tenten gulped and pulled each and every one of the kunai's pinning me to the chair off of me. I jumped into Gaara's arms thanking him over and over again. "Get off me woman." he growled.
"Sakura and anyways moving on, let's all follow Gaara to class!" I said jumping for joy.
He nodded and started walking out of the office. We followed quietly...or the other girls did. I was bouncing off the walls, waving at random people and poking Gaara. He slapped my hand away three or four times before realizing I wasnt planning on stopping. He sighed and slid open the door to the classroom with ease, stepping back to let us in. I walked in first...well more like pranced in, attracting the attention of the students sitting at their desks. The teacher, Iruka, stood up and smiled.
"Class we have four new students.Meet Sakura,Tenten,Ino and Hinata." he said pointing to each as he said our names.
"Hello world I am Sakura! I like...um...I dislike alot of things and alot of people. My dreams are to take over the world and turn schools into hehe..." I looked down smiling and looked up with an evil look on my face, but continued. "...Grocery stores! That sell bunnies!" I said taking a bow leaving the students scared and unsure of what to think about the rest of them.
"Im Tenten, I like weapons and sharp things. I dislike pretty boys, annoying people, no offense Ino and Sakura.My dream is to own a weapon store." she said.
"Im Ino, the sexiest girl out of the four of us." she stuck her tongue out at me and continued. "I like...boys, um boys and boys. I dislike Sakura's temper and lazy people. My dream is to continue my parents flower shop." she smiled at all the boys in the room as Iruka sweatdropped.
"M-My name i-is Hinata. M-My dream i-is to take o-over m-my family d-dojo. I l-like being around m-my friends. I d-dislike violence." she said while playing with her fingers.
"Well girls take a seat next to...Oh. Sakura next to Gaara, Hinata next to Naruto. Tenten next to Neji and Ino next to Shikamaru."
"Yay!" I shouted while Gaara groaned.
"Me next to pretty boy!" Tenten said, taking out her kunai.
"I said I hate lazy people!" Ino shouted while pulling on her pony tail.
"..." Hinata was too shy and too quiet to say anything.
Suddenly we heard a desk being thrown.
"Ino." I sighed.
"ARG STOP SAYING TROUBLESOME!" Ino yelled at Shikamaru while shaking him back and forth.
"I would if you would let me go you troublesome pig!" he shouted back.
I laughed and Gaara smirked at the fact that one of his friends could get the girl upset like that. "Did you just call me a pig?" Ino asked calmly. Shikamaru shivered, not liking where this was going. "N-No...I didnt." he stuttered. 'Poor excuse for a man.' Gaara thought dissapointedly. I sighed and leaned over to Gaara. "Hey Gaara...pssh...Gaara." he ignored me. "GAARA!" I yelled in his ear. "WHAT WOMAN WHAT?" he shouted. At this point and time the whole class went from staring at Ino and Shikamaru's fight to the normally quiet Gaara, and the loud new girl, shouting at eachother. "What do you want." he said between gritted teeth.
"I want your hot body." I said loud enough for the whole class to hear.
"You girl, are annoying." came his response.
"Thank you." I beamed at him.
"That wasnt a compliment." he said dryly.
"Sure it was, you just didnt know it." I replied.
"Im almost postive it wasnt."
"Well im double positive it was." I said smartly.
"Why am I even having this conversation with you?" he asked himself. But I answered him anyway.
"Because you secretly love me and want to be with me." I beamed.
"No I dont think that's it." he said while thinking. "I think its more because I HATE YOU!" he shouted at the end of the sentence.
"Oh goodie!" I squealed. "I've always wanted someone to hate me."
"Well now you do." he huffed and turned around.
I clapped and bounced in my seat, waiting for something fun to happen. With my friends around, it always comes soon.
"Want me to cut your long hair pretty boy?" Tenten asked in a dangerous voice. It seems Neji tried to touch her kunai...and she hates when people touch her weapons. Even Ino and I. I snickered behind my hand as Neji held onto his hair and backed away from the angry bun headed girl. "Hey Tenten-chan! Your bun is coming loose!" I called to her. Automatically she stopped chasing Neji and walked out to go to the bathroom to fix her hair. Neji walked over. "As much as I hate you...I would like to offer a truce and give my apologies as well as thanking you for stopping the bitch from hell." He said. I fumed.
I smiled nicely and walked up to him before raising my hand and smacking him across the head.
"Bastard. Dont talk about Tenten like that! She's a nice person, albeit a little psycho with sharp objects, she's still nice. Except for that one time I touched one of her swords...and she cut a piece of my sexy pink hair off...then told me to glue it back on, which didnt work let me tell you how hard it is to get glue out of your hair." I said ranting about my piece of hair that wouldnt fuse back with the others on my head.
"You do know you made her seem worse than I already thought she was dont you?" he said with a sweatdrop.
"Opps, well then let me erase your memory." I said waving my hand over his face. "There. What do you remember about the last few minutes?"
"Everything." he said dryly.
"Hmmm...this is bad. Well just dont tell Tenten what I said. Make your own judgements about her." I said with a bright smile. He nodded as Tenten walked in, her buns back in place.
"Bye bye baby thrown from the roof top, when they found the body the back had broke,ants infested the rotting eyes..." I was cut off by by Ino's hand coming over my mouth. Everybody had disgusted looks on their faces and were staring at me like I was insane..which by the way, I am. I let out a bout of evil snickers from behind the hand covering my mouth. Deciding it was time for her to let go, I bite her hand and she drew it away quickly.
"Ow she bit me!" Ino yelped.
"Gaara, would you take Ms. Haruno to the office please, I believe she may be in need of her medicine." Iruka asked Gaara, still slightly unnerved by my sweet little poem.
"Hn." came Gaara's response as he stood up and grabbed my arm, leading me out of the room. In the hallway he stopped and pulled me so I faced him. My eyes were glazed over and unfocused. Darting around, not focusing on any one thing or person. He gave up trying to get my attention. He dragged me down to the office and threw me in a chair before stomping up to the secretary and telling her my reason for being here. She looked uneasy at having me in there alone with her for ten minutes. After that he left. I sat there the whole ten minutes before the prinicple, Dr.Orochimaru came out and ushered me into his office.
"Now, Im also a nurse, so let me get you your medicine." Even in my unstable state, upon hearing he was a nurse, I let out a laugh. "What is so funny, can a man not be a nurse?" he asked, one eyebrow raised. I coughed nervously and shook my head. "Okay now, here is your meds and a cup of water. Take them and you can go back to class."
I took them and after sitting there for a minute, my vision cleared and I was able to think straight. I skipped back to class and opened the door. As soon as I walked in, all eyes were on me. They looked a little scared and a little nervous.
"Hi guys!" I said with a wave.
"Hi Sakura." they said at once.
"Im all better now, forgive me for my um...er...unique behavior." I apologized.
"It's okay." Iruka said and class continued with no more interruptions.
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End Chapter.
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