Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this fic. (Unfortuantely)

Author Note: I am a supporter of yaoi and I just did this Fanfic cause I thought it would be funny. XD

Naruto Hates Yaoi- Talk Show

Welcome to the only show that finds out what's wrong with Naruto Fanfictions containing Yaoi.

With your host, Naruto!

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Naruto- Today, Sasuke's with us to talk about Yaoi in Naruto Fanfictions. So, Sasuke, what do you think about people writing Fanfictions containing Yaoi?

Sasuke- Well, I think Fanfictions containing Yaoi that are based on Naruto are horrid, for the most part. The plots completely diss their character and personality! I believe they're quite inappropriate.

Naruto- ...And?

Sasuke- And, what? Was I supposed to say something else?

Naruto- Yeah! Now aren't you supposed to say 'And I totally disaprove.'?

Sasuke- Um, but don't I have to disaprove to say, 'And I totally disaprove.'?

Naruto- Are you saying you APROVE of these fanfictions?!

Sasuke- Well, they do make me gay...and we're usually a couple. It's not really all that different from the truth, so YES! I totally approve!

Naruto- Are you saying you ARE gay? And if so then...oh damn...

Sasuke- Yes and I like you, a LOT.

Naruto-...

Sasuke- You're looking hot today... (Pounce)

Naruto- Eep! Get OFF of meeeee!

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We are sorry, but the show has been delayed on a count of a Horny Sasuke.

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Naruto- And we are back. Heh...Today we're here with Itachi to discuss ItaKisa Fanfictions. So, Itachi, how do you feel about people writing ItaKisa Fanfictions?

Itachi- Well, uh, I think- WAIT! Did you just say Ita-KISA?! I'm paired with Kisame?! Oh. My. Gawd! No. Way! Dreams do come true!

Naruto- CUUUUUT!

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Naruto- Today's guest is none other than Shikamaru! Sooooo, Shika, how do YOU feel about Yaoi related Naruto Fanfictions?

Shikamaru- So troublesome...

Naruto- What part do you think is so troublesome?

Shikamaru- Oh! Chouji was HORRIBLE in bed last night! I usually can't walk then next day!

Naruto- ...Dammit! CUT!

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Naruto- Today Gaara's here to talk. So, Gaara, How do GaaNaru Fanfictions affect you?

Gaara- Hate 'em.

Naruto- Why?

Gaara- Because! Lee's the ONLY one for me! So back off!

Naruto- ...Fuck! CUUUT!

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Naruto- So, Neji! Surely YOU disapprove with Yaoi pairings in Naruto Fanfictions!

Neji- Damn right I do!

Naruto- Good. Why?

Neji- Oh, because they should be Yaoi THREESOMES! Like GaaNaruNeji! (Pounce)

Naruto- DAMMIT! Not again!

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We are sorry, but the show has been delayed again, but this time because of a Horny Neji.

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Naruto- Well, today's guest is Iruka, who should be joining us soon.

Iruka- (Off in distance) Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!

Naruto- Oh, that's him, sounds like he's mad at something...Iruka?

Iruka- (Still in distance) Fuck!

Naruto-...?

Iruka- Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, HARDER!!!

Naruto-...!!!!!!!! FUCK! CUUUT!

Iruka- (Still off in distance) Yeah! Tell Kakashi that!

Naruto- I said CUT!

Sasuke- Naruto!

Naruto- Fuck...again...

Sasuke- You read my mind!!

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We are sorry, but the show has been completely canceled because the rating is now too high to show on public television. Now I must go help Naruto get away from Sasuke and Neji...


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