Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this fic. (Unfortuantely)
Author Note: I am a supporter of yaoi and I just did this Fanfic cause I thought it would be funny. XD
Naruto Hates Yaoi- Talk Show
Welcome to the only show that finds out what's wrong with Naruto Fanfictions containing Yaoi.
With your host, Naruto!
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Naruto- Today, Sasuke's with us to talk about Yaoi in Naruto Fanfictions. So, Sasuke, what do you think about people writing Fanfictions containing Yaoi?
Sasuke- Well, I think Fanfictions containing Yaoi that are based on Naruto are horrid, for the most part. The plots completely diss their character and personality! I believe they're quite inappropriate.
Naruto- ...And?
Sasuke- And, what? Was I supposed to say something else?
Naruto- Yeah! Now aren't you supposed to say 'And I totally disaprove.'?
Sasuke- Um, but don't I have to disaprove to say, 'And I totally disaprove.'?
Naruto- Are you saying you APROVE of these fanfictions?!
Sasuke- Well, they do make me gay...and we're usually a couple. It's not really all that different from the truth, so YES! I totally approve!
Naruto- Are you saying you ARE gay? And if so then...oh damn...
Sasuke- Yes and I like you, a LOT.
Naruto-...
Sasuke- You're looking hot today... (Pounce)
Naruto- Eep! Get OFF of meeeee!
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We are sorry, but the show has been delayed on a count of a Horny Sasuke.
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Naruto- And we are back. Heh...Today we're here with Itachi to discuss ItaKisa Fanfictions. So, Itachi, how do you feel about people writing ItaKisa Fanfictions?
Itachi- Well, uh, I think- WAIT! Did you just say Ita-KISA?! I'm paired with Kisame?! Oh. My. Gawd! No. Way! Dreams do come true!
Naruto- CUUUUUT!
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Naruto- Today's guest is none other than Shikamaru! Sooooo, Shika, how do YOU feel about Yaoi related Naruto Fanfictions?
Shikamaru- So troublesome...
Naruto- What part do you think is so troublesome?
Shikamaru- Oh! Chouji was HORRIBLE in bed last night! I usually can't walk then next day!
Naruto- ...Dammit! CUT!
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Naruto- Today Gaara's here to talk. So, Gaara, How do GaaNaru Fanfictions affect you?
Gaara- Hate 'em.
Naruto- Why?
Gaara- Because! Lee's the ONLY one for me! So back off!
Naruto- ...Fuck! CUUUT!
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Naruto- So, Neji! Surely YOU disapprove with Yaoi pairings in Naruto Fanfictions!
Neji- Damn right I do!
Naruto- Good. Why?
Neji- Oh, because they should be Yaoi THREESOMES! Like GaaNaruNeji! (Pounce)
Naruto- DAMMIT! Not again!
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We are sorry, but the show has been delayed again, but this time because of a Horny Neji.
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Naruto- Well, today's guest is Iruka, who should be joining us soon.
Iruka- (Off in distance) Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!
Naruto- Oh, that's him, sounds like he's mad at something...Iruka?
Iruka- (Still in distance) Fuck!
Naruto-...?
Iruka- Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, HARDER!!!
Naruto-...!!!!!!!! FUCK! CUUUT!
Iruka- (Still off in distance) Yeah! Tell Kakashi that!
Naruto- I said CUT!
Sasuke- Naruto!
Naruto- Fuck...again...
Sasuke- You read my mind!!
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We are sorry, but the show has been completely canceled because the rating is now too high to show on public television. Now I must go help Naruto get away from Sasuke and Neji...
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