Evil Matchmaking Bunny

Pt 1 SasuSaku

Sasuke glared at the bunny innocently munching on a carrot, surrounded by chew toys. He hated that bunny. The bunny who was stealing all of Sakura's attention from him, and how hot and smexy he was. Sakura had found the bunny while taking a walk in the forest, now it had become her world.

Sasuke was currently sitting on the couch, in his living room of his house. Sakura and Naruto had gone to get some food and left him here to baby-sit the dumb thing. Getting thirsty Sasuke got up and turned to walk to the kitchen.

'Thump.'

Sasuke stopped in his tracks as he was hit with something… hard. He looked towards the weapon, a chew toy. With his glare at full force he turned to the bunny… who was still eating his carrot. He eyed the bunny suspiciously. 'No' he thought, 'it couldn't be.' He turned around to the kitchen.

'Thump.'

Again he was hit, he wiped around to the bunny.

"That's it," he growled to the bunny. "Stop that." He demanded, just to get a toy to the face

"This means WAR!!!" Sasuke roared.

He attacked with his Fire Ball Jutsu. The bunny got up and dodged Matrics Bunny Style. After his dodge the bunny cart wheeled to the side and charged at Sasuke. Sasuke grabbed the bunny by the ears and would have slammed it into the wall if the door hadn't opened.

"Sasuke!" Sakura cried. She was standing at the door, holding the food, next to Naruto. Sakura dumped the food in Naruto's arms and snatched the bunny from Sasuke hands.

"How could you attack a defenseless animal?!" She shouted.

"B-But," Sasuke began completely embarrassed, he could just here the Headlines for the Newspaper 'The Lasts Uchiha Finally Cracks'.

"What's he ever done to you?" She snapped. "Attack you with his chew toys?"

"But the bu-" Sasuke started, the irony damn it!

"Save it for your fangirls Sasuke." Sakura hissed, walking out of the living room holding a smug bunny. Naruto set the food on the coffee table.

"How the mighty hath fallen." Naruto said patting Sasuke on the shoulder and went to calm Sakura down. Leaving Sasuke gaping like a demented chipmunk on crack.

Hey peoples I know this is short but this is just Ch.1 so ye of little faith have no fear for the chappies will get longer! This is for you Suki-chan!