Disclaiming: Ok, I don't own Emmett, or Emo-ness, or anything but a digital download of Let Go by Boys Like Girls. Ok, let us begin…

Emmett's POV

I was sitting in the living room, watching Bella read a book while waiting for Alice to get back from the mall. "Bella!!!!!!" I said, stretching out the word to 2000 syllables.

"Mm?" she answered, not looking up.

"I'm depressed!"

"Then go emo," she said.

"Emo?"

"Ya know, like, Goth or sumting."

"Um, no sorry. That is one part of your culture that I am not familiar with." I said, confused.

She closed her book and sat up. "Ah-kay, Emo peeps dress in all black, wear eyeliner, boys too, slit their wrists, and don't talk, smile, or laugh," she explained.

"Um… what does this have to do with me being depressed?"

"Depressed people go Emo, dude! No duh."

"OK! EMO-ISM HERE I COME!" I yelled at the top of my voice.

"Emos don't scream."

"Ok, emo-ism here I come." I whispered.

"Yeah, like that." She said opening her book again and losing interest in the conversation.

Bella's POV

Oh dear god. This is going to be good… I thought. Emmett… emo…

A/N- yeah, its short, but is it good? Should I continue? REVIEW! OR I WILL GO EMO!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another note- seriously, please review if you read it, I need feedback! This is my first attempt at a funny story!