Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans. I don't own this computer. I don't own any other products mentioned in this story. I think. I do however; own this plot, and my sanity (or what's left of it) and the juice I'm drinking.

(Curtain opens to reveal me (May) and the Teen Titans sitting at a table, smiling at audience)

May: Hi! I'm May and these (gestures at titans) are the teen titans!

(Audience cheer loudly)

Raven: May, what are we doing here?

May: you are now a part of my TV show 'a revised teen titans'. It's a mix of some singing show, a dare show, a talk show and utter madness.

BB: sounds like my kinda show. What do we do?

May: My lovely reviewers (gestures at audience) review and send in dares for you to do, or songs for you to sing, or questions. And you have to do the dares or sing the songs or answer the questions. That is, within reason of course.

Raven: no way

Robin: yeah

Starfire: But Robin… (casts puppy eyes)

Robin: I'm in

Starfire: YAY!

Cyborg: I'll do it

BB: Dude, so will I

May: good! When I get some reviews and stuff to do then we'll start.

So, that's chapter 1! I hope you like my idea. I realize that there are probably heaps of fics like this but don't hold it against me!

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