There's Plenty of Temari to Go Around
Summary: Ino tells Shikamaru who tells it to Chouji, who is overheard by Naruto, who tells Hinata, who freaks and spills to TenTen and then TenTen tells Neji, who tells Lee, who has a spar with Gaara, who doesn't care, but tells to Kankuro, who tells Temari that someone is in love with her!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
A/N: I decided to stick with two, since its my first time back in a while. Hope you like it. I counted and I have like eleven unfinished stories, which I will attack as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience!
Chapter Two
Fools
TenTen was walking towards the Hyuuga home, trying to figure out what was so secret about the insane message Hinata had told her that Naruto had told her, whom he heard from Chouji and Shikamaru. Neji coming towards her interrupted her.
"Hello, TenTen," he said, seeing her preoccupied with something else.
"What's on your mind?" he inquired. TenTen took the time to look up at him.
"What?"
"I asked what you were thinking about," Neji repeated, not seeming to lose patience with her. TenTen gave an awkward little laugh and smiled at him like she wasn't sure he would understand.
"Well, Hinata told me that Naruto overheard Chouji and Shikamaru that Shino has a grand cover that's going to eat at a rave tonight, and Temari is going to keep with him?"
Neji looked confused and in wonderment at the way TenTen seemed like to ask it like a question. He didn't say anything as he thought about it, but they did not have the time to speak, for Neji was then summoned by a passing by Lee that he wanted to ask him something. TenTen wandered away, still trying to figure out what the "secret" meant.
"What were you two talking about?" Lee asked in his cheerful manner.
"Nothing, just something weird. TenTen said that Naruto told Hinata that Shino has an grand lover who is going to eat in a cave tonight and that Temari is going to greet him there…"
Lee looked at him like he had a third eye, but did not comment. Soon they were to other important topics until Lee was called away to spar with Gaara, while his brother and sister looked on.
"So, I asked him what was going on, and he said that TenTen heard from Hinata that Naruto heard from Chouji and Shikamaru that Shino has a bland lover who is going to eat in a cave and Temari is going to meat him there, or something like that…" Lee said as he kicked at Gaara. The fellow fighter did not seem interested, but took the words to have some sort of meaning to Temari.
Temari was sitting in her room, reading a book quietly when her brothers came in, Kankuro freaking out as he saw her, and Gaara as calm as ever.
"Temari! Listen to what Gaara heard from Lee! Apparently Lee heard from Neji, who heard from TenTen from Hinata that Naruto overheard Chouji talking to Shikamaru! It's about Shino and you!"
"Me?"
"Yeah! Listen!"
Gaara didn't like having to play messenger but his sister was waiting and it would only bother him more if he did not say it again.
"Apparently Shino is a great lover who is going to eat in a cave and that you're to meet him there."
"Ino? Did you ever find Temari?"
"Yeah, she said she was going to a cave to wait for her lover or something… I don't know what she meant, but I guess she was in a hurry. Good thing I told Shikamaru to go find her."
"Oh, well thanks. I'm off to the cemetery. See you later," Shino said, walking away with the roses, and Ino waving after him.
"Wonder why Temari mentioned a cave… I didn't know we even had any other caves besides the mountain…. Weird…"
"Damn it! Where are you Shino! IT'S COLD!"
And that's why we do not spread rumors children, we miss our loves by a long way off, and get bad colds.
-Heh, you know I did a crappy job on this fic, I didn't even bold the title and summary and put a line between everything like I normally do, for all those who know my habits in my work. Its like freaking 12:28 in the morning. I think this is a good time to stop and finish this crappy fic. Thanks again, all you people who had to endure the worst thing I've ever written before... god... I need to write more... Oh and for anyone who didn't catch my little Neil Simon jokes for the titles, uh, sorry? But yeah, that's just a little tip of the hat to one of the greatest comic geniuses of our age.
Invader Hog