Newton's Laws of Gravity

By Naiya Malak

Introduction: What Goes Up Must Come Down

A/N: Everyone hates Mike Newton, it seems. Although I'm not such a big fan either, he deserves to have his own view of things, rather than just the vampire/werewolf view. How did the best male human friend/admirer take in all the strange events? Poor Mike had a really rough time in the books, not to mention in all the fanfics where he was portrayed as a rapist, a conniving liar, and many other atrocities!

None of these characters are mine! You must know that by now!

What goes around comes around; what goes up must come down. Here I was, stuck with Jessica, listening to Karma by Alicia Keys (Yeah, not my song either, sorry.). But I couldn't help but agree. Everything must come down—and that includes that damned Edward Cullen.

Every time I think about him, it makes me wanna bristle. Ugh! And when I hear him talk about me, it makes everything even worse. I'm "that vile Newton kid" to him. As if I felt any different about him! He waltzed into poor Bella's life, saved her from Tyler, and then made her life hell. But she still took him over me. Me! Me, who worked so hard to try and make her happy! But no, in the end, all I get is Cullen insulting me and Bella not even having the courtesy to disagree. How rude! I mean, don't you agree????

And so now I'm stuck with Jessica, who has admired me from since the time we met in preschool, no joke. Alright, fine, I exaggerate. Since I moved here five years ago. Okay, so there was a year in the middle somewhere there when she obsessed over Cullen, of all people, but then there she was, back to me. I mean, does she ever give up????

So, anyway, I know you've heard the story from Bella, and probably from Cullen himself. Chances are, you've heard it from that freakish sophomore, too! But what about me? Has anyone bothered to ask what I think of it all? 'Course not! But too bad; I'm gonna get my word out, too, whether y'all like it or not!

A/N: So what do you think? Should I keep going or should I jump ship? I know it's really short, but I figured that intros usually are…