'HOSHI SENBON NO JUTSU!'

Tenten flung millions of senbon at Neji, who deflected them with his Kaiten easily.

"Tenten, you can do better than that." He said.

Tenten blushed and stuck her tongue out in reply.

Neji simply went, "Hn."

"HELLO THERE TENTEN AND NEJI! IT IS I, ROCK LEE!"

"…"

"Hi Lee", Tenten greeted, Neji grunted at him.

"SO…ARE WE GOING TO START THE YOUTHFUL ART OF TRAINING?"

"We already have." Neji said curtly.

"OH…" said Lee, slightly discouraged.

chirp, chirp

"Lets carry on then!" Tenten exclaimed, breaking the awkward silence.

Three hours later

"Erm…Neji? Lee?" asked Tenten nervously.

"What?"

"Uh…you tired?"

"No."

"No! I shall not rest until I YOUTHFULLY defeat the Hyuuga prodigy!"

'Looks like we're gonna be here for a few years…' thought Tenten resignedly.

"Uh…great! But you see um…" I made plans to meet Sakura and Hinata at the shopping mall, so uh…"

Neji raised his eyebrow.

"See ya!" Said Tenten and ran off before Lee or Neji had a chance to say anything.

Tenten

'Thank God I made it home.' She thought, leaning on her door. She had just arrived at her house running away from the training ground. She ran over to her couch and plopped herself down.

Suddenly someone knocked on the door. Tenten sighed- she couldn't be bothered to open it properly so she threw a kunai at the latch and opened

it, unfortunately to see Neji standing there.

' Shit'

"I take it shopping didn't go well," said Neji stonily.

"Oh er… Hinata suddenly remembered she had to um…go see the Hokage so we uh…cut it short!" She laughed nervously.

"If I remember correctly, Hinata-sama is currently on a mission in the Suna Village."

Tenten tried to come up with an excuse. After all, running off during a training session was a crime in Neji world.

"Er…" Tenten slammed the door on his face and locked it.

'Shit I am sooo screwed!'

Neji

How dare she slam the door on me. Hmpf. I shall have to give her a taste of my displeasure! Muahahahahaha…Wait why am I still standing here?

Tenten

She leant on the door thankful that Neji didn't bash the door down with his Jyuuken.

'SHIT! WHAT IF HE COMES THROUGH MY BEDROOM WINDOW! OH NO HE COULD ALREADY BE THERE!'

She ran towards her stairs and yelled, 'TENTEN SENPUU!'

She literally threw herself up the stairs using chakra enriched hands and feet and approached her bedroom door.

She cautiously used chakra strings to manipulate her door knob into opening, and she peered around, making sure no one was there.

She tiptoed in and headed to her bedroom window. She was about to latch it shut when she felt a breeze go past her.

'Must be the wind…'

She closed the window and turned around.

She froze.

There was someone sitting on her bed.

It was Neji.

And she choked on her saliva.

'N-cough-Eji!'

'Why hello, Ten-chan…'

'Oh no… it's his eville death smirk and sadistic glare! NOOO I'm doomed! MY life is OVER! AAAAAAH!'

'Chotto…ano…what are you doing here, my dear teammate Neji, ehehehe?'

'Oh wagarimasen… (I don't understand) Aren't I welcome here at all times, ne Ten-chan?!' He was smirking his evil smirk.

'Hehe…Of course, uh…Neji-kun…'

'Shit! I am DEAD! He's toying with me!'

Tenten started edging towards the door while Neji turned his head slowly with every step she made.

'Going so soon? Hn?'

'What do you…mean? Who said I was… (gulp) leaving?'

'Oh no one… seeing as you were edging to the door… ne Ten-chan?'

Tenten turned to leave, but Neji grabbed her by the waist before she could do so. She gasped.

'Neji?!'

She turned around and what she saw horrified her.

Neji's evil death smirk plus sardonic glare! HUH! (GASP!)

That's it! She couldn't take it anymore!

'TENTEN JYUUKEN!'

Tenten used Neji's technique, after all, she'd seen him use it for five years, and she splintered her door right down the middle and ran outside. Neji just walked on ahead.

Tenten's mom was busy cooking dinner.

'Honey, where are you off to now? I was just finishing dinner…'

'NO TIME TO TALK! I MUST FLEE! SEE YOU TOMORROW! Um.. TSUNADE CALLED ME!'

'Psh… I'm gonna have to have a word with her… she's overworking you…grumble grumble…'

'WHATEVER YOU SAY MOM!' Tenten hollered down the road causing all the toddlers who happened to be sleeping to wake up and start crying.

'Why Neji, why don't you stay? I've just made a wonderful delicious pot pie!'

'Uh…no thanks…' Neji said after remembering what had happened last year…

FLASHBACK:

'Ohayo Neji! My mom made us some lunch so we can eat it after training and get straight back to it!'

'Hn…ok…'

They fought and fought…

'Neji, can we have a break? I'm thirsty and starving…'

'Sure…'

They both sat down and took out the two bento boxes Tenten's mom and made.

Cue dramatic music…

Tenten opened hers.

Neji opened his.

They both picked up their chopsticks.

Neji split his.

Tenten split hers.

They both grabbed the chopsticks.

They picked up some rice.

They dipped it in the curry.

They brought up their chopsticks.

10cm…

5cm…

4cm…

3cm…

2cm…

1cm…

0cm…

They both gulp down the food in shock.

Neji just silently gets up and stares at it with his Byakugan activated.

Tenten just incinerates hers with Sasuke's Goukakyu no jutsu.

'Uh Neji? What's (gulp) in it?'

'Oh just a couple of leeches…' he said… 'WAIT A SEC, LEECHES?! TENTEN VOMIT NOW! YOU'LL DIE OTHERWISE! THEY'RE POISONOUS!'

'Ok Neji! Watch out!'

Tenten picked up a feather from the ground and started to tickle her throat.

She started lurching around.

'TENTEN! Watch where you –'

Tenten vomited over him.

'-Spit…'

END FLASHBACK

'Are you sure you don't want some Neji?'

'Yeah… I'm positive…'

While this was happening, Tenten had run away.

'Was she really that scared? Too bad she can't hide from me forever… I attached chakra strings to her on my way through the window… MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'