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AN: Karla requested a funny Reno fic with Sephiroth trying to kill him, Reno escaping and Vincent...Which for anyone who knows me, knows this will be a hilarious fic.

Warnings: Random humor.

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"I swear to god, if you do that one more time..."Sephiroth growled, grip tightening around his pen as he glared at Reno. They were in one of the many boardrooms, waiting for President Shinra to arrive so they could not get any work done.

Reno smirked at him; green eyes glittering mischievously as he slowly lifted his thumb... and clicked the pen. Sephiroth growled, flinging himself across the table. Reno ducked, narrowly missing being tackled by the psychopath and ran out of the room giggling like a schoolgirl.

Sephiroth roared, running five steps behind him as they raced through the halls, uncaring as they ran over various employees and nearly knocked over Hojo. Not that either would care if they accidentally ran over the loathsome scientist. In fact, if Reno survived, he probably would cheer.

Of course, he had to get through this first.

Reno grinned brightly as an idea popped into his head and turned sharply on his heel, racing towards the bathrooms. He could feel Sephiroth gaining on him as he slid into the door, pushed it open, forced his way into the only stall and heaved himself up into the air-vents, making it look as though he had suddenly disappeared.

He didn't stick around to see the shocked look on Sephiroth's face and was almost positive that the General would be climbing up after him. Taking a left turn, then a right, a left again and a final right, he came face to face with a vent. Shrugging, he popped it open and jumped down onto the floor, not really caring where he was as long as he was far, far away from Sephiroth.

A cough from the center of the room made him look up. He blinked and then froze, face looking sheepish.

"What did you do now?" Vincent demanded in monotone, fingertips tapping against the surface of his desk as he regarded the redhead. Reno laughed nervously.

"I was just bored." Reno said, wincing as an enraged shout of his name echoed through the building. Vincent looked at him for a second and then began to laugh.

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TBC

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