Once again, thanks to all who like my crap. I only own Scott and Penel…we've been over this before, haven't we?

-4-

Mandy practically shoved Billy into the car. "Buckle up and shut up." She ran to the other side of the car. "Dang, this storm sucks!" she yelled, realizing that she'd have to drive home in a heavy thunderstorm. She started the car and drove off within seconds.

-X-

Scott entered the nacho stand cowboy style. "Fred Fredburger…I'm-a callin' you out…"

Fred looked up from his plate of nachos. "Huh? Oh! Hello!"

Scott walked up to Fred. "Gimme the scythe…" Expecting a tussle, he went into a karate-like stance. "…or there'll be a mess o' trouble."

"Oh. Here you go."

Scott was surprised, but took it anyway. "Uh…thanks…"

"Sure! No problem! Yes."

After a few seconds of disbelief, Scott walked outside, where Penelope was (she was tied to a hitching post). "That was easy."

"Yeah. Seriously."

"Well, here goes nothing." After untying Penelope, he opened a portal and the two went through it.

When they left the portal, they knew something was wrong.

"Where are we?" Penelope asked.

"I…don't know…" He looked around and saw…Spiderman?!

Batman?!

Darth Vader?!

A hot chick dressed like Rikku?!

"Oh my God, we're at Comic-con," Scott groaned.

Penelope took the scythe. "Gimme that! You must be doing something wrong!" She made a portal and they went through it.

…

"Sassy Cat Land?!" Scott asked. "What in the name of fuzzy cupcakes of crud are we doing in this God forsaken theme park?!"

"Hey, at least I got us to Endsville, No-Nose!" Penelope yelled.

Scott was dumbstruck. "Huh…You're right…"

-X-

Five minutes later, Mandy was finally driving into the driveway. Practically kicking down the door as she entered, she stomped toward the two soon-to-be victims of her wrath.

"Hey! You're tracking mud, mon!" Grim complained.

"Shut up, Bonehead! You two are going to pay dearly!"

"W-Wait!" Grim yelled. "Maybe I can call Scott again and see how dey're doin'. Dey were fine when I last called."

Mandy growled. "Fine, but make it quick." She turned to Irwin, who was up against the wall. "If anything happens to my babies, you are going to have an appointment with Grim."

Irwin gulped in fear.

Suddenly, Billy entered. "Der…where's the kids?"

Mandy slapped herself in the forehead.

Grim groaned. "Billy! You're tracking mud, too!"

"JUST CALL SCOTT!" Mandy shouted.

"Okay! Okay!" He dialed Scott's number. After a few seconds, he heard the blond boy's voice. "Scott! T'ank goodness! Where are ya? …Sassy Cat Land? What on earth are ya doin' in dat God forsaken place? …Uh…okay. We'll come get ya! Don't try to come home in dis storm!" He hung up. "C'mon, Mandy. Let's go to Sassy Cat Land!"

"…Why?"

"'Cause dat's where dey are."

"No, I mean…why do I have to go back out in that dang storm?"

"…Just come on…"

-X-

In about a half an hour, Scott and Penelope were home safe and sound, and now Mandy needs to someday buy a new window because she threw Irwin through one.

Well, it's been three weeks since then, and nothing's happened since…instead…

"Hey, Mandy?" Billy asked as he sat at his computer.

Mandy walked into the den. "What?"

"I was looking up info on the new Mandy Moore movie…"

"She's still getting work?"

"That's not the point! The point is…I found this picture…and…uh…" He put up the picture.

It was a picture of him, Mandy, Scott, and Penelope at the beach.

The website name: www . milf . com / irwinator (A/N: Hopefully not a real site… Also I put spaces in there 'cause it didn't come up when it was all together)

Mandy's eyes widened. "What…the…heck…?"

"Yeah, but what does it mean…?"

"It means that Irwin will indeed die very soon…"

"No, I mean…what does 'milf' mean?"

"…It's…best you don't know…"

-X-

UWEE-HEE-HEE! IT IS I, KEFKA PALAZZO, MAIN VILLAIN OF FINAL FANTASY VI (Or III if you're in America and you have it for Super Nintendo or something) AND IN HONOR OF THE UPCOMING SCOTT AND PENELOPE/MIND CONTROL WITH DERREN BROWN/FINAL FANTASY CROSSOVER, I AM INTRODUCING THIS EPILOGUE! …HOW LOW I'VE SUNK… HOW PATHETIC… WELL, I'M OFF TO THE PUB TO DRINK AWAY MY MISERY. CIAO!

Scott and Penelope come out dressed in flannel outfits.

"Hello, I'm Penelope, and this is my brother Scott."

"How's it goin', eh?"

"And we are here to tells you what we learned today."

"We learned never to steal Grim's scythe without Mom's consent 'cause we get grounded, eh."

"Ya. Hey, hand me some o' that back-bacon, eh."

"You got it, eh."

"Nice Bob and Doug MacKenzie parody, eh?"

Scott shrugged. "I dunno. What's Bob and Doug MacKenzie?"

"What did you think we were doing?"

"I thought we were pretending to be from Wisconsin, but now that I think of it, Wisconsinites don't usually say 'eh', do they?"

Penelope shrugged.

"Hey, I'm going to the bubbler. I'm thirsty as heck." Scott got up and walked to the drinking fountain. "Geez, what the heck's wrong with Wisconsinites, calling these things bubblers? They're weird, I'll tell ya."