Fruits Basket INSANENESS!!!
Oh-hoh! I've read Fruits Basket now, so I can enter the fan-dom of Yuki-ness… so without further ado, here we go.
Yuki: Sing…. Sing a song…
Kyo: Why are you singing?
Yuki: I'm bored.
Tohru: THE ONLY REASON I PUT UP WITH YOU, SHIGURE, IS THAT YOU'RE SO &$# CHARMING!!!!
Shigure: Thanks, thanks. You don't have to mention it.
Tohru: (storms up to her room) RAWR!
Haru: I shall now attempt to eat an entire bagel… in one huge chomp.
Kisa: Isn't that dangerous to your health?
Akito: Come to me, my neophytes!
(silence)
Akito: Really! I wanna go to Dairy Queen.
Ritsu: AAAAHHHH!!! I'M SO SORRY! FORGIVE ME! I'LL DRIVE YOU THERE IMMEDIATELY!!! I'M SO SORRY!!!
Hiro: Don't be such a vomit-tastic potato, Ritsu. Geez.
Momiji: OH!!! I love potatoes! Especially when they're in pancakes. Mutti!
Kisa: Mutti…?
Shigure: Oh joy, we now have to explain the mutti factor.
Haru: (with his mouth full of bagel) Mmmmph!
Tohru: Yuki, the only reason I've actually kept this hat is because… I love you!
Kyo: (slaps Tohru) You can't love Yuki! He's a girl!
Yuki: I'm NOT a GIRL!
Hatori: We know…
Momiji: Hey! The wind is windy!
Haru: No duh.
Kyo: Why the (beep) is the (beep)-in wind (beep) blowing?!
Momiji: O.O
Yuki: Stop swearing, Kyo.
Kyo: (beep) you, rat.
Aaya: Hello, my dear, wonderful, and downright astonishing cousins! You know, a strange thing happened to me while I was watering the plants yesterday- Tori-san! Do you want to know what it is? I'll tell you anyways. I saw a purple-yes, purple- car carrying Daisuke Niwa!
(silence)
Aaya: And from your obviously stunned and amazed silence I can deduce that my tale has brought tears to your eyes! I accept the Oscar! I'd like to thank the Academy! Thank you, thank you all!
Kisa: Shut up, Aaya.
Hiro: Yeah! Shut up! You talk too much!
Shigure: Wow. I've taught them well.
Hatori: Ooooh snap!
Kyo: Where's my sensei?
Yuki: Dunno…stupid cat…
Kyo: (grows a gigantic manga vein) RAWR!!!!!
Yuki: (dodges)
Kagura: KYO! I MISSED YOU! I LOVE YOU! I WANT TO STRANGLE YOU, BUT I LOVE YOU!!!
Kyo: Waaaahhhh!!!
Tohru: I'm gonna go check on Uo-chan and Hana-chan. See ya!
All: Bye!
Onigiri: We're dancing onigiri…yay, yay, yay, yay, yay.
Haru: I'm going to EAT you!!! (scene changes to a Godzilla cityscape, Haru as Godzilla, onigiri as…people.) ROAR!!! (scoops up onigiri and stuffs them in his mouth) Yum-o…
Hiro: (to Shigure) You have something on your butt.
Shigure: (begins chasing his butt around in circles) No! Why won't it stay still!?! Come back here, butt! AAAHHHHH!!!!
Hiro: Watch, Kisa, for the "critical moment of frustration." If my calculations are correct, it should be right…now.
Shigure: (beep) you, butt! (takes out a sword and chops his butt off.) OW!! I just CHOPPED MY BUTT OFF!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(silence)
Kisa: Trial one, a success. Now for Hatori…
Mine: Ka-NINJA!
Aaya: Yes, indeed. I completely agree. Let us embroider all of Yuki's clothes with the phrase "I am a pansy". Okay?
Mine: Shure, boss!
Akito: (dancing) Two- steeeeep, two- steeeeeeep…
Kagura: You dance really bad.
Rin: But not as bad as me!
Kagura: True. You've got four left hooves.
Rin: I'm left-handed.
Kagura: Oh! Four RIGHT hooves. Gotcha.
Yuki: (reading off a script) Um… okay, I'm supposed to say… REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!!!! And I have to be excited!
Kyo: Shut up, rat.
Yuki: You shut up.
Kyo: No, you shut up.
So! Please review. Please, because otherwise I'll have to write some crappy stuff that makes no more sense than Shigure licking a lamp. (thinks) actually, that'd be pretty funny. But, for the sake of moo-ness, review.
-blake