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Kim crawled out of bed, her hair disheveled and her eyes bloodshot. She quickly made her way from her bed to her private bathroom. Kim stripped out of her pajama pants and t-shirt.

Kim looked at herself in the mirror and cupped her breasts, "Hmm, looks like the girls got a little bigger. This calls for some shopping, too bad Club Banana doesn't have a good selection for bra and thong sets," she muttered to herself.

Taking another look at herself she decided it was time for her leg shaving. About halfway through she looked at her crotch and remembered how Shego's had been bare. The memory of watching Ron and Shego's joining filled her with pangs of envy and shudders of desire. Without a second thought Kim started to remove all her body hair from the waist down instead of her normal trimming.

When she finished Kim looked at herself and couldn't suppress a shudder of desire. She then turned on the water, setting it just short of boiling. Once it was the right temperature she stepped into the steamy showerstall.

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Half an hour later Kim was in her bedroom wearing just a towel and a satisfied smile. "Boy am I glad I got that massaging shower head," She said flopping back onto her bed. Kim was planning her day when her phone rang. Picking it up she hit the answer button and held it to her ear. "Possible's," she stated.

"Hey Kim. It's Ron. I'm in the middle of cooking breakfast and was wondering if you'd like to join."

"Sure. I'll be over in a bit. Just got out of the shower so I'm still dripping and in just a towel," Kim purred.

"Mmm, Kimmie. Sounds like you'd make a tastier breakfast than Elzar here could possibly whip up," a second, throatier and more feminine voice answered.

A shudder of desire ran through Kim. Something she found incredably strange given she and Shego had nearly killed each other on several occasions. "Mmm, morning Shego. We on speaker phone?" Kim asked hearing pots and pans moving in the background.

"Yeah. Please hurray over Kim. Food's almost ready and the three of us need to talk," Ron called out.

"Be over in ten," Kim said walking over to her dresser. Before she hung up the phone she'd put together her outfit in her mind and was now going to pull it on. Four minutes later she was in black thigh high stalkings, three inch black high heels, a white miniskirt and a white blouse that clung tightly to her now expanded chest. She left the top few buttons open to show a bit of breast and a few bottom to show off her tight stomach. After looking at herself in the mirror she pinched her nipples through her shirt and headed to the garage for her car.

As she drove she was simultaniusly glad and disapointed nobody could see her outfit. At the time, she could have killed Monique for brow beating her into buying the outfit. Now dressing like this sent a naughty thrill through her semi-conservative sensabilities. She briefly wondered what kind of reaction she'd get if she started wearing outfits like this on missions.

Kim snapped herself out of her daydreams when she pulled into Ron's driveway. As usual his parents' cars were gone. His father being away in California surveying damage from the latest fire, his mother at a work retreat with Hana. Kim parked and locked her car, her hips swaying subconciously as she walked to the front door.

Before she could knock Shego answered the door in one of Ron's red jersey's and pulled first inside and then into a heated kiss. Kim had her hands moving up and down Shego's back as she kicked the door closed. Nibbling Shego's lower lip lightly when breaking for air Kim said, "Mmm, my kind of breakfast."

"Well Elzar has a nice little buffet of breakfast food set up. Croissants, bacon, sausage, french toast, eggs, bagels, whole wheat toast, fresh squeezed orange juice, coffee, and milk. I had to leave the room and get a towel I was drooling at the selection but he wouldn't allow anything to be consumed until you got here," Shego said, her long delicate fingers expertly playing up and down Kim's back.

"I take only a few things in life seriously. Food is one of them," Ron said as her wrapped his arms around Shego and leaned his head over his shoulder for a kiss from Kim. After receiving one Ron lead the way into the dining room.

A folding table was filled with steaming plates of food and three more plates awaited filling. The dining table was covered in a simple white cloth with three candles providing illumination while the blinds were drawn. The candles, one red, one green, and one blue, gave just enough light to illuminate but kept an air of romanticism going. "Nice touch with the candle lit breakfast Ron," Kim said.

"Indeed. Hung like Ron Jeremy and cooks better than Emeril. Hang on to him Princess, if you don't I will," Shego said with a playful smirk.

"Oh don't worry, he's mine," Kim replied with her own smirk, though slightly less playful than Shego's.

"Ladies, please, no fighting during breakfast. That's part of why we're here about to glut on this food, so we can discuss how this," Ron said indicating the three of them, "is going to work out."

"Okay," Kim and Shego said together. The trio filled their plates, got their drinks, and sat down, Ron between the girls.

For a solid minute Kim and Shego could do nothing but moan in pleasure from the food's taste. "So, Shego, any word from Drakken on fixing the candle's effect?"

"No. But he didn't argue when I told him I quit," Shego said buttering a croissant.

Swallowing her forkful of eggs Kim's head shot up, "You quit?"

"Yeah. Frankly I'm sick of Drakken's screwy plans. He's paid me enough, and I've invested wisely enough, to never have to work again. Bill Gates has nothing on my Swiss account," Shego said taking a bite from her pastry.

"It'll be nice not having to fight you on a weekly basis," Kim said with a smile.

"Oh, didn't say we were done fighting. I expect a daily or at least weekly sparring match," She replied.

"I can do that. On one condition, you help train Ron."

"We'll see," Shego said.

"Don't I get a say in this?" Ron asked.

"Don't worry Ronnie, you'll like my training," Shego answered.

"And I promise fun rewards for every achievment," Kim said running her fingernails up Ron's arm.

"Booyah," Ron said as desire clouded his chocolate brown eyes.

"Do I get any sort of payment Princess?" Shego asked with a playful pout.

"What are you looking for? Us to drive you mad with pleasure or to have Ron cook for you?"

"I was thinking, after a talk I had with Stoppable, about maybe rejoining the 'white hat' side of the law," Shego answered honestly.

"I could have a chat with Dr. Director. Global Justice still owes me a favor from when I had to deal with Will Du."

"He the guy you worked with when Duff first broke onto the villainy scene? He said the guy sounds like the FBI agent on Law & Order: SVU."

"Yeah, that's the one. Real jerk," Kim sighed.

"Too uptight," Ron agreed.

"Before you two go and annoy her for me, I'm still hungry," Shego said eyeing Kim, "And Princess, you look delicious." With that, Shego slipped under the table and over to kneel infront of Kim.

Kim, not even thinking about resisting just pulled up her skirt to allow Shego easy access.

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Thirty minutes later Kim was looking at the loading screen to talk with Doctor Director herself. Wade had been kind enough to hack his way through the red tape and directly into her office.

"Miss Possible, what can I do for you?" The cycloptic woman asked, her annoyance very visible.

"Been a couple years but I'm calling in my favor from when you drafted me to work with Agent Du."

"Oh?"

"Yeah, it involves Shego. She's willing to surender herself into my custody on the conditions her outstanding warrents are dropped and Global Justice doesn't hound the members of Team Possible."

Shock doesn't begin to describe the expresion plastered on Betty's face. "Miss Possible, I don't know if I should congradulate you for catching the most wanted woman on the planet or send a shrink over to exam your head. What makes you think I would honor such a request?"

"Letting it go down in the spy world that you were the one who got Shego off the path of evil."

"Where is Shego?"

"Does she have her pardons?"

"Not a chance. Where is she?!" Doctor Director yelled leaning in towards the camera.

"I thought you were a reasonable woman. Goodbye Betty," Kim said hitting the end button. As soon as the link was cut Kim was contacting Wade. The young African-American genius popped up on Kim's screen, he was in usual blue t-shirt and holding a bottle of Bawls.

"Morning Kim," he said before taking a swig of the liquid caffeine.

"Hey Wade. I need you to do another hack job, you up for it?"

"I take it Betty wasn't feeling to charitable?"

"That's not the half of it."

"Gonna guess you want me to go in and wipe her criminal record from every known source."

"Can you?"

"I do believe I've been insulted. I can have her digital files cleared and notices issued to every law enforcement agency on the planet that she's been cleared. For a finishing touch, I'll put the GJ seal on it. They'll never admit to being hacked, it would make them look weak," Wade said as he started clicking away at one of his keyboards.

"Thanks Wade. This time yesterday if you'd told me I'd be doing this for Shego I would have laughed in your face, now..."

"I know. Whatever Drakken put in those candles, I can't find it in any medical journal about an antidote. Since you three are probably going to be affected the rest of your lives, the least I can do is help make it less annoying."

"Once again, you rock. I'll leave you alone now. Please go do, that voodoo, that you do, so well," Kim said with a smile.

Kim shoved her borrowed Kimmunicator into Ron's discarded pants and walked upstairs to his bedroom. Without missing a beat she watched from the door as Shego lay on Ron's bed, her legs spread as wide as she could get them while Ron had his face burried between them. Shego wasn't even trying to contain her moans as Ron worked.

"Hey Princess. Mmmm, gonna stand there all day or, oooh, join the party?" Shego asked between moans.

Kim pulled off her shirt, the only clothing that covered anything she still had on. This left her in her heels and thigh-highs as she crossed over to the bed. "I have good news and bad news Sparky," Kim said laying next to the soon-to-be former villain.

"Oh?" Shego managed.

"Bad news is Doctor Director's a bitch and wouldn't even negotiate the deal I offered. Good news is Wade is now hacking his way through the NSA, IRS, CIA, FBI and the rest of the world's alphabet soup to clear up your record," Kim said, stroking one of Shego's boobs.

"Thanks Kim. The air-head was right, you are the best. Though the Ron-ster is a very, very close second."

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Author's note: And with that, Kim Possible: She Can Screw Anything goes on hiatus. I have no clue where I want to take the story so I'm going to work on some of the others jumbling about in my brain. To my reviewers, thanks guys.

Also, big round of applause for mkire for Beta-ing this chapter.