Kim snuck down the corridors of Drakken's latest lair, her boyfriend following behind her. Kim brought her wrist kimmunicator up and called her tech genius. "Okay Wade, what are we stopping this time?"
The young African American looked up from one of his computer screens. "Drakken's been reading too many comic books. He's producing a line of scented candles with emotion controlling pheromones."
Kim didn't have time to respond as a ball of black and green tackled her through a door into what looked like a stock room, full of bright red candles. Ron watched as Kim and Shego collided with a crate full of candles, the wax melting over them from Shego's powers.
Ron ran over to the two to pull his girlfriend back and fight Shego himself. What he saw upon closer inspection was something straight out of his fantasies, Kim and Shego kissing. When the broke apart Kim saw Ron standing there slack jawed and glassy eyed. Shego followed Kim's gaze to the sidekick and she nearly drooled seeing him there, noting the tent in his pants.
Shego got up from her perch straddling Kim and grabbed the still half out of it sidekick and threw him down next to Kim.
Nearly an hour later two teens gathered their clothes along side a pale green villainess. The only things the trio had in common were red faces, an abundance of sweat, ruined clothes and satisfied smiles.
"Soooo, Kimmi, you have fun?" Shego asked, pulling her tattered jumpsuit back on.
"As much as you did. Ron, I hope you remember how to do whatever it was with your tongue that made Shego scream like that...," Kim said, grabbing Ron's butt.
"I do. What surprises me is that both of you carry Trojans in your pouches."
"I'm glad I do," Kim said then giving Ron the once over added, "Though I think magnums are in order for you."
Ron just stood there blushing until Shego pressed herself against his back. "Oh yeah. But I bet he's glad we're good little scouts and are always prepared."
"Yeah. The two most beautiful women on the planet practically attacking me, I can die a happy man now."
Shego grips Ron across the chest. "Oh no, nobody's taking my Ron away from me," Shego stated.
"Your Ron? He was my boyfriend first!"
"I'm willing to share. Though you're welcome to come along if you learn not to bite so hard..."
"Sorry. And I suppose we could work something out..."
"Don't I get a say in this?" Ron asked, pulling a shirt with only one sleeve on.
"NO!" Both women yelled at him.