A.N. It's the end…The final chapter!

See the ending author's notes for full…thingy…Aww, you'll see.

Shadow didn't trust this guy. Maybe it was his shifty eyes, the hyperactive way he talked. Maybe it was just in Shadow's head, just a vibe that meant nothing. Maybe he just had something against weasels.

Or maybe it was the fact the guy's office was a truck with the keys in the ignition.

"Welcome to Wacky Wally's Wonderful World of RVs!" the weasel said, shaking Shadow's and Omega's hands rapidly. Shadow looked at his hand, expecting to see slime.

"This is your idea?" Shadow wondered, glancing to Omega, as shiny and not-so-shiny RVs towered about them. He could of sworn one of them growled at him.

"It is our only other option, Comrade Shadow," Omega explained, "These portable living units are cheaper then non mobile ones."

"Yah, but I don't have a license," Shadow said, "I don't know how to drive either. Are we going to have to go on another escapade?"

"Negative, Comrade Shadow," Omega stated, and showed Shadow a piece of plastic with Omega's name on it, "I already have a license."

"When did you get this?!" Shadow shouted, looking at the license. He turned it around, upside, and even up to the sun. It didn't burst into flames, so Shadow assumed it was legit.

"I spent a few years as a taxi driver in Westopolis," Omega explained, and turned back to Wacky Wally the Weasel.

"You haven't even existed for a few years!" Shadow shouted, incredulously, "Much less have the time to work as a taxi driver!"

"It was the eighties," Omega explained. Shadow just made a confused face, Omega plucking his driver's license out of his furry friend's hands.

"Now vender of mobile home units," Omega said, locking unto Wacky Wally the Weasel with both optical sensors and weapon systems, "State purchase price of said mobile home units."

As Omega and Wacky Wally the Weasel hashed out prices, Shadow wandered through the maze of RVs, looking at their shiny, and sometimes not that shiny, and one that was so shiny it went around the spectrum and became merely dull.

Then…he saw it. That was the only way to describe it. Italics simply had to be used, but only because a text option that could properly put into words how it was simply didn't exist in the mortal realm, and would set aflame the reader's eyes. This would be counterproductive to getting reviews.

It was large. Oh, yes it was large. Maybe even two stories. But for one who was just a little over three feet tall, this might not be saying much, but it seemed like this RV had two floors for even those Omega sized.

It was shiny, but not to shiny. It had large headlights, and the door was open.

Plus, it was purple.

Stepping into the shiny purple RV, Shadow's hands shook his excitement. He had not felt such elation since he saw Sonic trip into a mud hole.

This RV was full of happiness. It had a large room in the back, a shower, a small kitchen, and yes…It had a second floor, with other small rooms, mostly just places to sleep. It had a small living area by the front as well, and, Shadow noted, a working toilet.

This RV, it seemed, was built for Mobians.

Shaking with pure elation, Shadow stepped out of the RV, and made his way to Omega.

Now, Omega knew that Shadow found an RV he liked, as Wacky Wally the Weasel had suddenly become very generous and happy. As before, Shadow's happiness was washing out from him and cascading through the tri-state area.

"Omega!" Shadow shouted, spotting his robotic friend and the salesman, "I have found it."

Omega, noticing the italics, merely nodded his large body, then turned to Wacky Wally the Weasel.

"I believe Comrade Shadow has found one to purchase," Omega stated. Wacky Wally the Weasel smiled, folding his hands together. Time to strike a deal.

This was it. Sonic stared at the others behind him, all looking wary. Even Eggman was there, helping them this once. The whole world being destroyed meant he wouldn't be able to create Eggman Land.

They were in the abandoned ruins of some lost city, and the Chaos Emeralds laid useless by the hero's feet. The five World Destruction Gems stood tall on pillars, a strangely robed Mobian cackling madly as a portal began to open, which would bring doom upon them all.

Sonic wonder vaguely where Shadow was. Usually he didn't like to miss these things…Heck, even Blaze was here! Well, it meant the bet would be off, if he didn't think of something quickly to stop this guy.

And then the single most bizarre thing he had ever seen occurred.

Their was engine revving, and bursting through some ruins was a large, purple…motor home.

It smashed into the pillars, skidding about, the World Destruction Gems falling to the ground, shattering. The cloaked Mobian shouted in rage, as the portal closed, and he was run over by the RV.

Everyone stared, mouth agape at the door open. Picking his head up, the cloaked Mobian snarled, revealed to be a rat Mobian. He was about to say something when a white shoe with red trimmings stepped on his head, forcing it back into the dirt.

"There you guys are," Shadow said. Omega flipping a couple switches in the RV, and reading the Owner's Manual at the same time. He had put his driving on autopilot, and since he only knew how to drive a taxi cab, he had driven the RV like one, hence the smashing of things.

"How…what…how…where…why?" Sonic sputtered, mouth agape, like the rest. This was just to random to be true.

"Yah…Why are you guys here?" Shadow wondered, glancing at the scenery. "Come on, hop in Omega's and mine RV. It's party time."

Everyone stared at everyone else, not entirely sure what to say.

"Eh," Rouge spoke up, "A party's a party."

"May I come too?" Eggman wondered.

"No," Shadow said, glancing to Omega, who had not noticed Eggman, "You may not."

Fuming and plotting revenge, Eggman stalked off, the others piling into Shadow's RV. With a whistle, Omega was off…

Whimpering, the cloaked rat Mobian stood up, and crack his spine back into place. Looking at the ruined gems, he sighed.

"That's it…I'm going back to law school…" he muttered, and hoppled off.

A.N. I decided to end this story how I started it. On a completely random whim and full of goo.

HOWEVER…that does not mean we have the last of crazy antics. I have in mind a sequel, and the entire reason Shadow and Omega purchased an RV.

…Can you say road trip?

Shadow and Omega: Take A Road Trip, coming to a fan fiction site near you.

When will it start? Not sure. Hopefully soon. Like, a couple days.

As for the party…Well…You'll get hints and what not of what happen.

And to anyone who has enjoyed this bout of insanity, thank you. For those that didn't, why have you read this far? Seriously, I mean, like, do you like punishing yourself?

I do not own Sonic and all related titles.