A/N: This story is from an idea my friends and I thought of. Credit goes to my friends Schuldig89 and Nagi 43. Thanks girls for the idea.
Title: The Adventures of Shark Man and Weasel Boy
Summary: Someone is stealing all the sweets. Can Shark Man and his trusty sidekick, Weasel Boy, get to the bottom of it in time for the bake sale?
Chapter One-Problems Arise
Itachi hummed as he continued baking. He was determined to have the best cookies at the Annual Bake Sale. As well as the best pies. Speaking of pies...
"The pie should be cool by now..." Itachi mumbled.
Turning to the window, Itachi let out a very cough manly cough scream. Kisame runs in and goes straight to Itachi.
"What is it?" he asked.
"someone stole my pie and cookies!!!!" Itachi yells.
"haven't you heard?" Sasori says, walking in.
"heard what?" Itachi asks.
"someone is stealing all the sweets and no one has a clue who it is" Sasori replies.
"who's all had them stolen?" Kisame asks.
"hum...Sasuke, Neji, Gaara, Sakura, Ino, and Shikamaru...oh...and you..."Sasori says.
"...Nara can cook?" Itachi asks.
"nah...first batch was lucky...you really haven't seen the smoke coming from his house, then?" Sasori laughs.
"not really..." Itachi sighs.
"THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR SHARK MAN AND WEASEL BOY!!!!!!!!!!" Kisame cries.
Sasori rolls his eyes. "loser!" He leaves.
"Let's get to work Weasel Boy!" Kisame says.
"Let me finish my cookies!" Itachi whines.
"no time!" Kisame yells, dragging a protesting Itachi. "The people hit are not suspects...their significant others aren't either...so...Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura are out of this...ouch...Naruto's got it from 2 sides...he's an idiot for agreeing to the threesome...Neji, Gaara, and Lee are out, also...Hinata, Kiba, and Shino, too..."
"why them?" Itachi asks.
"because...Hinata wouldn't want to hurt Neji and Shino and Kiba wouldn't want to hurt Hinata...DUH!!!" Kisame explains. "Now...my list...Shikamaru and Temari are off...Choji and Ino...Ten Ten because of Ino and Chouji...Asuma because of Shikamaru...Kurenai because of Asuma...Hayate is too nice to do this...and Genma and Raido love Hayate...hum..."
"how do you know all these couples and I've only heard of a few...?" Itachi asks.
"I've got my ways...oh!WERE GONNA STAKE OUT IRUKA AND KEKASHI'S PLACE!!!!"Kisame yells as Itachi gulps.
TBC
Haha...how was that guys? next chapter in 5 reviews. So...if you like it be sure to review...once again...random idea...lets see were it goes...
To Shaunna and Serena...Thanks for the idea, Darlings...