Beep Mileena, it's Shao Kahn where in the Netherrealm are you? I can't hit the bull's-eye on the dart board and Shinnok is making fun of me.
Beep Mileena, it's Kitana I know for some demented reason you think we're sisters and all but that doesn't give you the right to steal my lingerie. Give back those crotch less panties you slut.
Beep It's Baraka, sweetheart, I'm sorry for trying to kill you. I know it wasn't your fault Bo Rai Cho kicked my ass. So please come back to me. You know none of the Tarkantan girls can satisfy me like you can.
Beep Hey, Mileena, it's Tanya I just want to thank you for the advice about Tarkatan men. Who knew masturbating in front of them would turn them from homicidal maniacs to sex crazed maniacs? By the way do you have any ice?
Beep Damn you, Mileena. Why did you have to tell Tanya that secret about male Tarkatans? I wanted them to kill her not have a gangbang. Oh well at least I don't have to worry about her trying to steal my Kungy for a while.
Beep Mileena, it's Frost. It's not my fault that it seems I stole your weapons, just because our styles are similar doesn't mean we have the same weapons. You need to talk to Li Mei about that.
Beep Mileena? Li Mei here. I was wondering if you can set me up with a skimpy outfit? I need to get Master Bo Rai Cho to let me off for a few days.
Beep It Johnny Cage, Mileena. Johnny Cage wants to know if you willing to play the monster in Johnny Cage's new horror movie? It's called Deadly Sexy.
Beep Mileena, come on baby. You know I love you. We can do that thing you like. Your blade wonder promises.
Beep Hey, Mileena, it's the author. We're still on for Saturday night, right? Oh and Shang keeps telling me Baraka keeps harassing you. Do you want me to do something about it? Bye, gorgeous.
Beep Mileena, it's Liu. Can you please give Kitana back her underwear? She never wants to have sex with me unless she is wearing them for some reason.
Beep Mileena, please give me back my underwear. I'm aching to have Liu, but, he doesn't want to have fun unless I have those on. I need them and him right now.
Beep Mileena, I heard you're with someone else. You better dump the punk or else he's a dead man. Nobody steals my girl. NOBODY!!!
Beep Mileena, it's Kung Lao. Can I borrow some of those message oils that you have? I want to make Jade squirm and we know what fun we had with them.
Beep Did you have sex with Kung? You know he's my man. I swear if you have I'll shove my staff up a place you won't like. I don't care how much Baraka says you like it.
Beep Uh, Mileena, it's me again. For some reason Baraka decided to stop by my place to try and kill me. Don't worry I'm fine, but, let's just say when Baraka meets Shinnok his blade is going to be a lot shorter if you know what I mean.
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