Ok, my friend Huma… known on here as ErikandChristine, and I had math class together last year. During the classs, we did hardly any work, and we ended up writing stories in the back of my math book... which, for the record, has over 85 pages of drawings, stories, and scribbles, and only 23 pages of math...
We would pretend that we were the marauders writing in one of our notebooks, or, usually, in Lily's. It was a good laugh for us. Ruchie-Smooch would help us sometimes in History… but she wrote maybe… two sentences. LOL Soooooooooo I think that most of these turned out really good. So I thought why not post them! They're a good laugh!
We'll put the initials of whoever is 'writing' beside the line that they write. Here's a recap of the initials, just in case…
LE: Lily Evans
JP: James Potter
SB: Sirius Black
RL: Remus Lupin
PP: Peter Petigrew
SS: Severus Snape
Disclaimer: We do not own any of the marauders, or any other characters from Harry Potter… no matter how much we wish we did. :(
Now, without further ado. The Marauder's Diaries…. Which are usually their notebooks.
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LILY EVANS + JAMES POTTER
LILY POTTER + JAMES POTTER
LE: JAMES POTTER!! STOP WRITING THAT EVERYWHERE!!
JP: Aw, come on Lil. You know it's gonna happen!
LE: Right, and we'll have a son who's name will be Harry and he'll be destined to do great things and save the world from a man named Voldemort! –SNORT–
JP: Hey! It could happen! Except maybe the whole… save the world bit. Who would name themselves that!?
SB: Hey James!
JP: Hey Siri!
RL: Why are we writing in Lily's book?
JP: Cuz it's fun!
SB: And it pisses her off. :)
LE: JAMES POTTER!! YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS BETTER STOP WRITING IN MY BOOK!!! Remus! I expected better from you at least!
JP: Sorry Lils………Lily Evans (LOVES) James Potter
LE: JAMES POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
JP: Whoops. Sorry… it just comes naturally…
RL: James… I must say, you've really improved your penmanship this year.
JP: Thanks Remmy!
LE: -SNORTS- Remmy?
SB: One day Evans, you'll call him Remmy too. After you marry James and spend all… your… time… with… … … us? OH CRAP! JAMES… you can't marry her! She'd never leave us alone!! She'd ALWAYS be there…ALWAYS!!! JAMES MATE PLEASE!!!! DON'T DO IT!
LE: Hey… who said I was going to marry him!?!?
SB: JAMES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE!
LE: I'm not marrying him!
RL: I never knew you had such a problem with her Sirius.
JP:…
PP: Hey I really like this book!
LE: PETER!?
JP: PETER!?!?
SB: PETER!?!?!?
RL: PETER!?!?!?!?
PP: Hey everyone!
JP: …
SB: Mate you have to choose!
LE: I'm not MARRYING HIM!
RL: Hey Peter.
PP: I like cheese!
JP:…
SB: It's either US or Lily!
LE: This should be good…
So Potter, who's it gonna be?
SB: HA! So you do like him!
LE: WHAT! NO!
SB: Right… sure you don't. but you really wanna know who he chooses.
JP: I… I like cheese too Peter! Oh look at the time! Time to go!
LE:…
SB:…
RL:…
SB: Hahaha
LE: Idiot.
JP: -POUTS-
SB: So James, MgGonagal give you detention tomorrow night?
LE: You should know better than to try and leave class early James…
SB: Yea James… listen to your wife.
LE: I'M NOT HIS WIFE! AH! GIVE ME MY BOOK BACK!
SB: NO! Not till James chooses!
JP:…
PP: Does anyone have any cheese?
RL?
LE: Is he always asking stuff like that??
RL: Yea, pretty much…
SB: POTTER! Choose! Forget about Peter.
JP: I'm not picking between you all…
LE: Oh for the love of… just pick already Potter so I can finish copying this note before the be-…. Rings.
SB: You mean like that?
LE: Shut up. Now I missed the end of the note! Thanks a lot Potter… Black!
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Hope you liked it! check out chapter two... which is a lot better than this one!!
Review!!!!
I promise... all the stories will get better. this was our first attempt at 'being marauders'.