Just a little Shikamaru short…

Disclaimer- Nope, sorry.

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Shikamaru let out a rather long sigh. He was more tired than usual, as what to expect when two women are chasing after you. God, he sure felt sorry for Sasuke right about now, with all those fan girls. Sad, really. Temari and Ino were chasing after to him. The local geek, the slacker, by far the smartest (In IQ level) of Konoha! In his mind, they were nuts. If he were them, he'd go for… Naruto. Well, if he were a female he would go for Naruto. Never a male. They were just friends you stupid sicko's.

"Hey, I owe you."

"You do?"

"Yea. We owe Konoha."

"For what?"

"For helping us."

"But we're allies. It's what we do."

"So?"

Oh, so you owe him because we helped you guys? I doubt that. You must be thinking something along the lines of romance. Bleck.

"You're weird."

"You're rude."

"Say what!?"

"Hey, you're the one who walked up to me randomly and said, 'You're weirdo'. So I countered with 'You're rude'. What'd you expect me to do? Say 'sure'?"

"Uh, duh!"

"Idiot."

"Ugh!"

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…

"Friends?"

"Do what?"

"FRIENDS?!"

"Uh, sure I guess."

Friends, my ass. Didn't stay that way Ino. Didn't stay that way Temari. You two must've decided to knock it up a notch at the same time. To crush or to love? From friend or from enemy?

"Oh, hey Shikamaru. Whatcha doin?" Naruto asked, appearing behind Shikamaru in his usual obnoxious way. Shikamaru nodded towards the clouds that he was staring at, watching Naruto blink. "Wanna go out?" Shikamaru died(Not literally). He didn't know anyone anymore.

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Sorry. I was bored. So, who liked it, who didn't… Don't care…