I am baaaaaccckkk! And with another Fic! This idea sprouted up right in the middle of the night, and I could not help but make it a reality and write about it!
As you can tell, still have a love for the KakaIru. Yes childrens, that means yaoi. Now... just to make sure we all understand something, I am going to give y'all some warnings.
WARNING: Swearing. Lots of swearing. Some raunchy stuff. Crazy random things that make you go "Wait... what now?!". Randomly tossed in characters!
If you like it, then great! If not, then you can reveiw about it. I shall read it, but I am terribly sorry that I can't change the story for you. You'll have to deal with it.
I am decided I will now have a special trade mark in ALL my stories. All of them. You see, in each story, a name is going to pop up. Exactly who the person is might change a little bit, but they will always keep that special... erm... Charm about them. It is not like the whole plot will be about them though. There are going to have a TINY part in it each time. What name is gunna pop up you ask? No matter what fic, genre, show, pairing... "Chippy" is going to find it's way in there. It is just my little way of making sure everyone knows it's a Chippy fic!
Now, just for a Summary again for those of you who didn't catch it on the first page.
Title: To Love a Convict...
Rating: M ((for swearing, occasional violence... for NOW))
Pairing: Kakashi x Iruka
Summary: It is a hard life in Konoha. Not nessisarily the uptown part, more like where the rats and scum live. What happends when one man, desperate for money, tries to rob... and happends to catch a bit more than a couple of bucks? ((KakaIru fic))
And now, like always, I have a character say the disclaimer:3
IRUKA!
Iruka: ... Thanks. I am thrilled. Now, Chippy sensei does not own the show. She owns the fanfiction though, and idea, and the character Chippy. If you do steal her work, she will be able to find out. And once she does... well you just don't want to steal it.
NOW ONTO THE SHOWWWW!!!
Konoha. At first glance, it seemed like a very nice little city. On the good side of the city, Houses lined up in perfect rows, everyone cut their grass down, to perfect length, children could play unsupervised in the streets and no one would get hurt, but parents watched anyways because they cared. All the houses were a rainbow of perfectly even based colors, and a scratch on a car was easily repaired by getting your neighbor to help you in a matter of no time.
None of them saw the other side on Konoha though. That was the side that was the birthplace of nightmares and the need for anti-gun-violence patrols. Where 13 year old girls were already masters of "working the corner" (1), and young boys who should only just be starting to learn about what it really meant to kill had already murdered hundreds, without even a second thought. If your car window was smashed in, asking your neighbor for help was the worst possible choice, for your neighbor is probably a cocaine dealer who needs that wallet in your car for some money, and will steal it right under your nose. Not even cops attempted to clean this place up. They didn't dare to even go near it. They just waited, like hawks, until everyone in the downtown part killed one another so they could make it into a mini-mall. Little boys who were dared to go to this part of town came home in a body bag or with scarring memories they will carry with them for the rest of their lives.
Hatake, Kakashi had grown up here, raised on the concept of killing and robbing.
Kakashi. A man of 27 years, sometimes thought of as older since he had "grey" hair. It was not grey... actually more of a silver. People called it grey though, so he went with that. Not only that was odd about him, but along with his odd colored hair was a pair of mismatched eyes. His right eye was normal, bright blue. His left on the other hand, red. This was actually a flaw he had since birth, something about a cracked up bit of DNA. That certainly would explain a lot. He was not considered the most normal of men. It was hard to keep a conversation going with him, without him decided to try to confuse you or mess up your train of thinking.
Despite his looks and general charm, Kakashi was very much down on his luck. He had been his entire life, even if he was one of the more well known men around. He had been able to get around and keep alive for so long, with only one scar on his face to prove he even lived there at all. That one he got when he was young, and his best friend died in his arms. Obito. The one thing that had kept him alive for the first years of his life. He had never gotten along with him before, in fact... they had very different views. Kakashi believed in looking at the proverbial glass of life as not only empty, but smashes on the sidewalk and neglected by society. Obito had seen the glass as empty, but there was a bottle of water right next to the cup, and all you had to do was reach it and fill the glass up to make it full. It didn't matter much now though, since he was dead. And Kakashi was alone, as always. The only reason he had been able to stay alive was by working under one of the biggest business-men of the downtown part of town. He was a mafia bosses or sorts. Recently though, Kakashi was more down on his luck then ever.
Recently, Kakashi had parted from Orochimaru's organization... but not without a lot of trouble about it. He had always been sick of having to join him to survive in the city, and decided that he did not need it... that maybe there was hope outside of the organization. He just had to go back to finding some way to get money, and keep getting into fights every day. Sadly, it sounded a lot better then staying with a group destined for evil and who tried to kill the innocent every day. Oddly enough, even though he grew up in a hard life... Kakashi was generally a soft person. Obito had made him into that. It wasn't a good thing to be soft and living in downtown Konoha... but he couldn't change who he was.
Now that he was finally out though, he was left with a few complications. Orochimaru had provided him with an apartment, money, food, and other necessary things needed to live. Now... he had none of those. This left him with not a lot of choices. Sadly... there was actually only one thing he would be able to do at the moment in order to get himself some money. It would be very very risky though. Not only risky, but it was going to take a lot of work and running power. Around in the downtown area, it was not easy to steal. None of the convenience stores had any money worth robbing (though there was only one. It was robbed all the time... by the cashier who pocketed money), and there were no banks downtown. This left Kakashi with no other choice. In order to get money, fast, there was only one thing to do besides running to Orochimaru for money.
Robbing a store in the upper part of town.
Kakashi knew just the store as well. There was a Nin-mart right up close to the edge of the slums, though still so far away that it would take a lot of running and sneaking to avoid the cops. Unlike in downtown, cops were everywhere in the clean part of town, trying to make sure it stayed safe from criminals who crossed over. They had security cameras, and all the people there were sure no criminal could even touch them. That would help Kakashi out a tiny bit, but it might be a close call.
At the moment, he stood right outside the doors of 'said convenience store. Everything was so surprisingly clean here. Even the concrete outside of the place had no blood or urine on it... Hell, there wasn't even a spot of dirt. Kakashi looked to the glass doors, and then stepped forward, going inside. He made sure to get a new set of clothing, which was a black turtle neck along with a leather jacket, and some jeans... in order to look like just a biker passing through. Grubby cloths would give him away easily. As he stepped inside, his mismatched eyes looked over the room, trying to see who was there.
At first glance, it was nothing to be worried about. There was barley anyone in the store. The Cashier was not going to put up a fight at all. She was a teenager, probably working there for a summer job. She had short pink hair, with a set of emerald green eyes. She wore a red t-shirt, with a white uniform-apron over it, with Nin-Mart tagged right on it, along with a name-tag. Sakura. Pretty name for such an insufferable pink color. He also noticed one other person in the room. There was a darker skinned man standing in front of the coffee machine, trying to get it to work and give him a cup of coffee. He seemed to be having a bit of trouble getting it to work though. He had dark brown hair, tied up in a tight ponytail high up on his head. No threat at all there. If the man could not work a coffee machine, he was going to hit the floor the second Kakashi got out his gun to convince the money from the teenager. He felt a bit bad for the man though, since he was going to ruin his day now and scare the pants off of him, so he decided to help.
Kakashi walked over to the coffee machine, taking a look at what the man was trying to do. He obviously was irritated, pushing the same red button over and over again in order to get something out of the machine, clutching his cup in the other hand. Before he decided to mash the cup out of frustration, Kakashi let out a sigh, and cleared his throat, to signal his presence. The man trying to work the machine visibly jumped, looking over to where he heard the noise from, smiling nervously.
"Ahhh... I-... I'm sorry I am holding you up. I just can't find out how to get the machine to-" he started to say, fidgeting with the cup in his hands. Without a word, Kakashi looked over to the machine, eyeing it for a moment. He lifted his arm slightly, giving it a quick jab with his elbow into the side of it, and it started to make noise, and the red button lit up, waiting to be pressed and deliver the coffee. The man, who by now was facing Kakashi, so he could see that he had dark brown eyes to match as well as a scar over the bridge of his nose, looked a bit confused, but happy.
"Ah, thank you very much." the man said, putting his cup under and pressing the button now, getting the coffee.
"No problem." Kakashi said, with a smirk, and picked up a random bag of chips, heading over to the cashier with them. Once he got over to the cashier, he placed the bag of chips on the counter. He looked down at the girl, who was smiling happily... but also kept on looking at the clock, as if waiting to get off the shift already.
"Hello sir." she said, forcing sugar into it because he was a customer... though he could tell it was all an act for the job. She scanned the item, looking up at him, as if expecting him to buy something else.
"Can I get you anything e-"
"That will be all." Kakashi said, before she could even ask.
"That will be 12.95 please." she said, opening the cashier now. And what do you know... it seemed like they kept all of the money right in there. It was stacked with cash. Didn't they worry about this happening? Leaving a TENNAGER alone with a box full of money right near the downtown part of Konoha?
With a sigh, Kakashi reached into his pocket, like he was taking out a wallet... but instead got out a gun, pointing it at her. Her eyes went wide; looking like she did not believe it at first, but soon horror went across her face.
"Sorry miss, but I am not the one who will be paying. Please just hand over all the money in a bag, and I won't have to do anything." he said, not happy about having to threaten people to get what he wanted, but had no choice. She was shaking by now, tears streaming down her face, looking like she had just been told she was going to die a slow horrible and painful death. "Don't cry... I am not going to do anything unless you don't hand over the money." he said, trying to hurry her up. Staying too long would get him a one way ticket to jail. After he said this, she continued for a moment... but then stopped shaking, as her eyes focused a bit behind him.
'Well that's odd. Normally they don't calm down so easil-'
Click.
That was... the sound of... a gun being loaded and the safety going off.
Shit.
"Lower your gun to the ground, and keep your hands up, and turn around." a stern voice said, sounding slightly familiar. Kakashi let out a mental groan, wondering who the hell suddenly popped up with a gun. Was there a police officer in the plants of something? Kakashi did as he was told though, slowly kneeling down and putting the gun on the ground, then keeping his hands at shoulder length, slowly turning around. When he caught a glimpse of who had got him, he almost swore out at his stupidity.
The dark haired one who was having trouble with the coffee had a gun raised, pointed at Kakashi's head, free hand holding a badge.
"I am Officer Umino of the Konoha Police force. You have the right to remain silent, all things you say at the moment can and will be used against you in court. Do not move, and make no move to reach for any weapon or I shall be forced to fire." he said just as sternly, with a spark of danger in his eye and a completely serious look on his face.
How could Kakashi had been so careless? Sure he was having trouble with the coffee machine, but it didn't mean he was an idiot. He should have been careful and aware of the extra man in the room. It was just Kakashi's luck that he ended up being a trained police officer, who happened to have a gun on him.
"... Aren't you supposed to not carry around guns unless you are in uniform and on the job?" Kakashi asked, not moving his arms or hands at all.
"I am working undercover at the moment, and have signed permission to carry arms in case of emergency. My job doesn't stop when I leave the office." he said, still the same serious as hell look on his face, tucking his badge away, and now reaching in his pocket for... handcuffs. What kind of man keep handcuffs and a gun and badge on him when he is off from work? The gun Kakashi could understand, but handcuffs? It made no sense at all. And by now, the friggin pink-tard was dialing the phone, calling the police most likely. That was... she should have been.
"Now, let's bring this outside and wait for the other authorities to sho-"
"OH! MY! GOD! Ino! You are not going to believe what is happening right now! I am working in that Nin-mart you said was totally safe and stuff, right? And I was waiting for the shift to get out so I could go over to Sasuke-kun's and try to deliver those cookies I ma-... oh... I didn't tell you about those? Well you didn't tell me about the time you made him a cake!!! Anyways, not the point. So I was waiting for the shift, when suddenly... a guy took out a gun! ... Yeah he is still here! But right when he was about to kill me, suddenly this random police officer comes out of no where and stops him! And you will never guess who! ... No, not him... no... getting closer... without the beard... never mind I will just tell you. Our old kindergarten teacher! Mr. Umino! ... Yeah! I know! Amazing ri-"
Officer Umino visibly twitched, looking more ticked then dead serious right now.
"Are you kidding me? Sakura! Call the police! Save the conversation fo-...r... later..."
While Mr. Umino had been distracted by the girl chatting on the phone with her friend, Kakashi had used the golden opportunity to slowly start to inch his way to the door. Right when Officer Umino spoke up, he pushed through the door, breaking into a sprint back for downtown.
"Oh hell no!" Umino yelled, cursing under his breath and making a break for the door, running through it and then to chase down the robber. He had been through a lot of training, and happened to be the fastest runner in his police academy, much to Kakashi's surprise and "joy". He was able to catch up with him a good hundred yards away from the store, while Kakashi was just entering a field to make a getaway. Officer Umino leapt through the air, able to leap onto Kakashi and wrestle him down to the ground, and get cuffs on him once his face was in the dirt. He stayed on him for a moment, pinning his legs down with his own, hands on his shoulder blades and trying to catch his breath.
"You know, I must commend you. This is the first time I have actually had a guy on top of me." Kakashi said, smiling, despite the fact that a rock was digging into his cheek and half his face was being ground into the dirt.
Officer Umino scowled, upset that the convict was not taking this seriously. "You will remain silent and following willingly over to the police cars as the come." he snapped, pushing down on his shoulder blades more, to force him into the ground more.
"Really? I though I had the right too. Just because I have the right do, doesn't mean I will." he said, smirking. If he was going to go to jail... why not have fun with it? "And what if I don't want to come willingly? Are you going to drag me?" he asked, trying to look over his shoulder at the police officer.
Officer Umino, at this time, got off of Kakashi, and stood up next to him. He was... smiling now. That couldn't be good.
"You know, I just figured out a way to get you to come, and silently." he said, looking very... scary. He knelt down next to Kakashi, still smiling evilly. "Now, this might hurt a little, but you won't feel it for long." he said, raising his hand up.
Kakashi wasn't able to see what happened next. All he knew is that he felt a sharp pain in his neck, and the last thing he saw was Umino putting his hands on his hips, triumphant look on his face, before he passed out.
(1) WORKING THE CORNER. In case some of you do not know, when prostitutes are trying to pick up customers it is called working the corner.
All right! Here we go! Chappy one!
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Much Love,
Chippy Sensei.