A/N: I love South Park so I had to make a fanfiction where Stan dies a horrible death :) xD xD XD :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Stan and Kyle were at the home.
"Dude! Cartman is a total fucking asshole." Stan said in a gay childs'accent.
"Go fuck yourself Stan." Kyle said.
"Save it for later Kyle. I fucking feel like some of Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls, so I'm gonna fucking make some." Stan said.
"Fuck you Stan. I'll will help you." Kyle said. "Let me get the fucking ingreedients." He left the house. Stan was alone.
Then a figure behind him stuffed Stan's hand in the fireplace. It burned him very bad.
"Ow...fuck." Stan said.He groveled in pain on the ground. He saw that a Cartman was standing near him.
"AHAHAHHA!"Cartman said."I'm am going to fucking kill your gay ass now, you annoying fucking bastard."
"Cartman. What the fuck are you fucking doing here?" Stan asked, mildly scared.
"I'm am fucking going to fucking kill you for all of the fucking shit you fucking gave me about being fucking fat. What the fuck do you fucking know my love of fucking Cheezy Poops, butt-fucker?"
"I fucking asked you first, you fat fuck." Stan added.
"You stupid fucking asshole." Cartman said as he took out a switchblade and threw it at Stan. It missed.
"Heh Heh, you fucking missed." Stan said. "Did Kyle teach you how to use that fucking switchblade? Jews were never good at fucking throwing fucking switchblades."
"FUCK YOU!!! YOU FUCKING SHITTING BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT EATING TESTICLE MONGER!!!!!!!!! YOUR MOM IS NOTHING BUT A STUPID WHORE AND YOUR A DUMB CUNT AND A DRUGGIE BASTARD AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cartman said. He took a chainsaw out and sawed off Stan's left arm.
"Oh God." Stan said as he looked at his lacerated arm. Cartman started to chuckle.
"DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!!!" Cartman said as he shot Stan in the head a lot of times.
"Any last words Stan?"
"Yeah, FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!." Stan said,
"YOU DICK LICKING FUCKING COCK SUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!" Cartman said. He took a broadsword and chopped Stan Into Pieces. Wendy walked in.
"Where the fuck is Stan? she asked Cartman.
"Your looking at his remains."
Wendy looked at the ground and saw pieces of Stan everywhere not to mention his decapitated head.
"You fucking bastard." she said.
"Thank you ho." Cartman said as went out the door. "Oh Wendy?"
"Yes fat fucking faggot?"
"DONOT EVER FUCKING CALL ME FAT AGAIN YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cartman screamed as he threw a bloody switchblade at Wendy. It nailed her in the fucking neck and she died slowly. Cartman went outside with a machine gun and started unloading on everyone. Chef, Mr.Macky, Ned, Jimbo, Mr. Garrison, Mr.Slave, Kyle,Tweek, Clide, Sheila Brofloaksi,Ike,Randy Marsh, Butters, Timmy, Jimmy, Mrs. Cartman, Prinipal Victoria, Tokin, Barbrady, Mr. Hankey, they were all dead. Kenny came up to Cartman.
"Fifa memememememememememe." Kenny said.
"Oh hi kenny." Cartman said.
Kenny walked away. He popped Kenny with a knifef loaded in a gun.
The next day a small funeral was held for everyone. Everyone was not there except for the Cartman who killed everyone.
"SO WHAT IF I"M FAT AND WEAR GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING DEAL WITH IT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M RICH AND YOU'RE NOT FUCKER!!!!!!' HE SAID. Then Mr,Derp came up the stand.
"MEESTER DERP!!!" he says,
Endo