P.L: Okay I'm back in action. This is a brand new chapter, although I know the other one was done before.

Kag: it's about time!

Naru: yeah I was beginning to think you don't care about the stories you wrote!

P.L: No! My Baby! I'll always love my story! (Bawls hysterically)

(Minato comes out of nowhere and smacks Nauru on the head)

Mina: you know better! Be nice!

P.L: (peeks out from fingers) *sniff* my poor other laptop was killed, and I had to really dig deep into my savings to get another one, and now I realized I have to type all my stories new chapters over!

Everyone: USO!

P.L: yep. Goodbye funny quips, goodbye new ideas, goodbye Chests of gold…

Kakuzu: What? Oh hell no!

P.L: (Nods) yes it's all gone now. All those twisted plot Bunnies in the dust now. So anyway… let us move on. To the Disclaimer!

Miroku: doesn't that get old?

Inari: Dude! Seriously don't ask! Just…don't.

Miroku: I'm just saying that all she does is announce a new chapter.

Kisame: this conversation seems vaguely familiar…

Tobi: Ooh Tobi remembers! In her other story she told you that happened and what she had to do! You wouldn't even let her finish the list! Do you remember?

Kisame: ooh yeah *thinks* *remembers* *pales* *Shudders* I will never look at you the same way again… You're Evil!

P.L: thank you, I do try. Now… the DISCLAIMER!

Kagome: Poetic love doesn't own Naruto or Inuyasha.

Naruto: Really? I thought she put in a bid for some shares?

Sesshoumaru: and who exactly told you that?

Tsunade, Inari, Itachi, and Pein: (looks away and whistles innocently)

P.L: *glares* oh you guys are so on my Shit list.

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Previously on this….

"As you can see, we are capable of handling business ourselves. So in light of this event, since my brother is now in his other persona, we will leave and tell future plans to lady Hokage and her personal Advisors, as you have pissed of one of the most influential family in all of Japan. I hope you had a pleasant life." She said. Sesshoumaru bent near her ear and whispered something.

"Also, my Aniki asks that council members Sarutobi, Jiraiya, Yamanaka, Nara, Akimichi, Inuzuka, and Hyuuga please be inside of Lady Hokage's office with your respective heirs to your clans, and for you Sarutobi to gather your best shinobi and Kunoichi alike. We have much to discuss." She said as she looked to Tsunade.

"This meeting is adjourned, my lady." And with that, Kagome gathered her entourage and left for the office.

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NOW:

"That was Awesome!" Shippou said bouncing on Naruto's shoulders. The group was walking back to Lady Tsunade's office and Shippou was talking animatedly about the happenings in the counsel room. He excitedly looked at him mother and then back to his uncle Souta.

"I mean did ya see what he did? He was like 'Pow' then 'snarl' then 'you threaten my family, meet me outside' and stuff. So cool!" he ended with a squeal.

Naruto looked to Kagome and smiled at her. She looked up and blushed as he went to hold her hand. She moved closer to him and purred quietly. Naruto looked down at the young vixen. It was like the world only had them in it. Both moving closer and he was about to raise his hand to cup her cheek…

"ne, ne otou-san! Did you hear me?"

"I heard you loud and clear Shippou-kun." Naruto said, swiftly stepping away from Kagome. She pouted at him and huffed when he chuckled at her.

"So what did I say?" Shippou said narrowing his eyes at his new father.

'Hey Kyuu?'

'What brat?' Kyuubi said stretching out from his Cat nap.

(Kyuu: for the LAST TIME, I don't take cat naps! P.L: sure fuzz-bucket. Kyuu: one of these days…)

'What did he say?'

'Just say no kit. He wants to help beat up the councils' bicycle'

'Oh ewww, I did not need that mental image!'

Both males gagged as the thought raced through the mindscape and took the form of the elder Haruno. They both screeched as they raced to kill the image. Kyuubi, being the manly Male that he is, stood on his hind legs and screa… ahem, yelled:

'KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT!' all the while dancing from foot to foot. Naruto who was chasing the apparition and the apparition itself stopped to watch as the great tailed demon acted like a housewife telling her husband to kill a mouse in her clean kitchen. Watching this spectacle for a few moments, the apparition turned to the Sun-kissed Shinobi.

"Put me out of my misery?" she asked handing over an automatic shotgun.

'Sure, why not' Naruto said as he shot her a few dozen times, in the head. As the image vanished he looked down to his hands.

'How the hell did this get in here?' he asked Kyuubi, pointing the gun at him.

"OI! Don't point it this way!" Kyuubi roared at him, quickly making Naruto point it down.

'no, but seriously where did it come from?" Naruto asks looking very confused.

Suddenly a door appears and a certain Blonde-haired demon stumbles out looking as if he just got out of the showers. He clenches the towel tighter on his waist as he surveys his new, but temporary surroundings. Squinty black eyes widen upon seeing a familiar 'gun'. He briskly walks over to the confused Neo-Kyuubi and grabs his gun from him. He looks over the gun and nods as his inspection is complete. As he looks over Naruto he says, "Fuckin' kitsune! Don't Ever Touch the Guns!" he then conks him over the head and proceeds to walk back to the doorway where other naked young men were cowering from a demonic dog, smiling cheerfully or "HUH"-ing. The door slams and in colorful lights, it disappears.

Both kitsune look at where the door was and then turn to P.L, who was looking innocent. "What?" she says "Fan-Service" and goes back to writing.

Naruto looks at Kyuubi and shakes his head.

"this never happened." They both say in unison as one disappears and the other laying back down. As the huge fox lays down his paw hits something. He looks at it quizzically.

"A football?"

~back in the real world~

"Man, Naruto is really out of it." Jiraiya states as he looks at the spacey blonde.

"Nope he's just talking to Kiyo-kun." Kagome says, pulling Naruto along so he won't get left behind. She laced her fingers into his and sees his eyes getting clearer. Naruto shakes his head and blinks.

"Crazy authoresses" he mumbles and looks at his Mate-to be.

"what was that Naru?" Kagome looks up to him. He was about to repeat it until an eerie creak sounded as a doorway opened slowly. Crazed brown eyes glare with lips pulled back in a sadistic smirk. P.L looks to the now-sweating blonds. She holds up a memory stick threateningly and mimics slicing her throat while pointing at him.

'Character death early' she mouths, and does the motions of watching him. Naruto pales and nods his head rapidly as the door closes slowly. He Swallows and turns back to Kagome who had an eyebrow raised.

"I said nothing! Nothing at all, don't worry about it!" he squeaks out making others wonder about his mental health.

Everyone continues to the Hokage's office where the meeting was taking place.

~~~~~~Tsunade's~Room~~~~~~~

"okay thank you for coming to the Hokage office. I am Taisho-Higurashi Kagome, and this is My Lord, Taisho-sama, and the rest of my family that you were introduced while we were… talking to the council." Kagome said, bowing to the other ninjas in the room. Mostly everyone was standing and watching her and Tsunade talk pleasantries.

"It's nice to meet you Kagome-dono, Taisho-sama, Minna-san." Tsunade says, bowing back. "Now that we have met, there is something I need to do with you. And after the show from the Council room, it's best that we do this now." She said seriously, drawing the attention to herself.

Everyone watched as Tsunade closed her eyes and adopt a serious face. Nearly all the ninjas were on edge thinking that she was going to do something drastic. Naruto especially was nervous because he did not know how Tsunade will go on. The tension was mounting and the room felt stifling.

"What do you want to do Tsunade-sama?" Kagome asked, edging towards the door.

Tsunade opens her eyes and in a sharp movement pulls out a huge bottle of Sake from some place.

"CELEBRATE!" She cries out waving a flag from nowhere. Everyone in the room face-faulted, and groans at her.

"TSUNADE-SAMA!" Shizune says scandalized, looking at the bottle. "Where did you hide that?"

"I don't know?" Tsunade Asks, and turns around to pull out a compact make-up kit to cover-up the seal on her chest. (Which suspiciously looks like the kanji for "Emergency Kit.)

(P.L: BTW you still owe me Eighty bucks for doing that.~ Tsunade: I still don't believe you're a seal master. P.L: Who said I was? ~Jiraiya: Wait, you did the seal, and you're not even certified?~ P.L: I reiterate, WHO said I was? ~ Inari: *whistles innocently*)

"Tsunade, you really want to drink now?" Sarutobi asks, rubbing his forehead to stave off the incoming headache.

"Wouldn't you have one after dealing with those idiots on the Civvies Council?" she retorted holding up enough cups for everyone.

Who could argue with that?

"Pour me a Cup!" Shippou pipes up, holding up a saucer.

"Not on MY life kit." Naruto said taking it away, making the little kitsune pout.

"All the adults get all the fun."

Souta looks over to where his mom was. He notices she was looking away and reached for a cup. Suddenly he freezes as he hears metal hitting flesh and looks back to see her hitting a pan against her hand, smiling menacingly at him. He puts his hand down faster than a blink of an eye and he walks away to the designated 'Children's corner'.

"Not gonna chance it?" Shippou asks.

"Nah. I wanna live to see tomorrow." Souta replies looking rather pale.

~~~~~~~~~~~~No Sake for you! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

P.L: here is that chapter for everyone!

Kagome: it's about time.

P.L: yea I'm sorry for the long wait, but I'm getting back into the groove!

Naruto: so wait, we're off of hiatus?

P.L: kinda. I'm being bombarded by teachers giving me essays left and right and I am a stone's throw away from getting my associate degree. So updates will be sporadic at best.

Sessho: I thought as much.

P.L: but I did get so many Reviews and I feel so loved from everyone, I had to do this for them, Even if the chapter is pretty short.

Inari: you still get reviews?

P.L: yes, and alerts, and favorites so I'm very happy.

Kagome: so you gonna do another one?

P.L: I'm working on it as soon as I finish that 10 page paper for a midterm.

Youko: yikes.

P.L: I know. But I'm holding strong

Ibiki: hey why is there a Prompt for essay in my paperwork in I &T?

P.L: its torture to me, maybe you can use it too.

Ibiki: Thanks. (Sarcasm)

P.L: well later my loyal Followers!