This is based on the Spanish Inquision sketch and another sketch that I have no idea the name is

The Numbnuts

Yomi and Chiyo were sitting, comparing their test results.

"Oh, man…I can't believe I got this one wrong! I forgot the 'T'!" Chiyo said.

Yomi chuckled, "Wow, Chiyo, I didn't expect such numbnutty-ness from you."

Chiyo giggled. Suddenly, Tomo, Kagura and Osaka came in and Tomo shouted, "No one Expects the Numbnuts!"

"What?" Yomi and Chiyo asked, in unison.

Kagura waved her arm and said, "Our Chief weapon is surprise…and fear….um two thing! Our Chief weapons are surprise, fear and stupidity…umm wait…uh no…Three things! Our Chief weapons are…oh damn, can we do this again?"

The Numbnuts disappeared and Yomi sighed, "That was unexpecting…"

The Numbnuts appear again and Osaka yells, "No one expects the Numbnuts! Our Chief weapons are…." Osaka gave everyone a blank stare.

Tomo poked Osaka and whispered, "Our chief weapons are surprise, fear and stupidity."

"Oh, yeah…what she said…" Osaka mumbled. Osaka stared to space out.

Tomo sighed, "No, no this will not do…"

The numbnuts disappear.

Kaorin looked at her cell phone, it was squished. She had accidentally sat on it. She sighed, "What a numbnutty thing to do…"

"No one expects the Numbnuts!!!!" Tomo shouted. There was a pause.

"Wait…never mind…" The Numbnuts disappear.

Kaorin blinked.

She went to a payphone and called the phone replacement place.

She talked to man from the other end.

"Yes…yes…yes…yes…yes…yes…no….yes…yes…no, um that happened later…yes…yes…no…that's a really personal question! ...um...let me check"

Kaorin looked at her shoes and told the man, "Um…around size 12? ...yes…yes…thank you" and she hung up.

Chiyo was sitting in her room when the phone rang.

She picked it up, "Hello? …yes….yes…yes…yes…yes…yes…no…yes…yes…yes…um let me check." Chiyo went over to look at her shoes and then she went back to the phone, "size 10 I think…um no, yes….yes…yes…ok I'll tell him."

Chiyo put the phone down and called out, "Dad its for you!"

I guess on the shoe sizes…I have no idea what shoe sizes are and I'm not sure if there is a phone replacement place…