A/N--- YAY...I've finally got chapter 3 up! Although this is part 1 of Rose's chapter...so it will be carried on soon in chapter 4. The post-it notes are making a comeback ladies and gentlemen! lol!

Enjoy!

Rose awoke with a jolt and looked around her room, her eyes straining to adjust in the darkness. She glanced at the clock that she kept by her bedside, despite the Doctor's demands of there being no time in the TARDIS, Rose liked to know when she was justified in yelling at him about waking her up too early. And at the sight of the red lights displaying 5:22am she felt very justified. She lifted her head enough to see her bedroom door swing closed behind a very shifty looking Doctor who had just slid out of her room. She sat up and with an indignant huff wondered what he was up to. She felt tentatively around her bed to find out whether he had plagued her with edible ball bearings again. She was quite confused when she didn't find any, and her confusion soon turned to embarrassment when she realised that she had fallen asleep topless and the Doctor had just been in her room.

Biting her lip nervously she felt around for a pyjama top so that she could follow the annoying alien and find out what he was up to. The Doctor sneaking around was never a good sign, especially for her as it tended to lead to one of his 'hilarious' ideas which generally left her covered in sweets, tripping over dozens of rubber ducks or just generally being confused, slightly bemused, resentfully amused and of course a little annoyed by the whole affair. Once she was covered up she sleepily shifted out of bed and turned on her lamp to assess the state of her hair. She was at once bombarded by brightness, not only of the lights but of seemingly millions of fluorescent post-it notes plastered almost everywhere around her room. In her hazy just-woken state she was more than a little confused and so moved over to the dressing table to read one of the notes. She didn't know where to look, the little post-it notes were everywhere, on her hairbrush, mascara, mirror, drawer handles, almost everywhere she looked. Her eyes were drawn to a bright red note on her earrings.

"I have licked this!" It read proudly. Rose didn't quite know what to think. She laughed. It was so endearingly ridiculous and she couldn't help but love her Doctor for how strangely adorable she was. Her eyes moved over the other notes, each one said the same thing. She began to get a little exasperated. As she glanced over to her chest-of-drawers the post-it there said simply,

"In here too."

She open the drawer and to her horror, shock and embarrassment found the same notes proclaiming proudly that the Doctor had been licking things, plastered to her socks, her underwear and…oh god…to her umm… 'home entertainment' as Shareen had got used to calling it around Jackie. On this there was also another note saying,

"By the way…what is this?" She laughed and felt relieved that although the Doctor had been licking her sex toys he at least hadn't known what he had been doing, or more importantly what she had been doing.

Rose had originally planned to follow the Doctor to see what he had been sneaking around for, but after the shock of finding exactly how much he had claimed as his own tasting experiments around her room, the urge to even see him was very much dissipated and to her dismay she found that she wasn't even tired anymore. She rubbed her eyes in an irritated way and decided upon having a long shower to wake herself up before going to chastise the Doctor about keeping his tongue away from her underwear. A large grin spread across her face as her mind began to wander to how she wouldn't mind at all him licking her underwear…as long as she was wearing it at the time. She allowed herself to fall into fantasy as she walked towards her bathroom.

When she reached the door she was once again pulled from her thoughts when a bright green post-it note caught her eye, on it was a scribble of what looked like an animal…a squirrel maybe? She cocked her head to the side and squinted her eyes, from that angle it sort of looked like a penguin with three legs. Rose sighed and gave up her examination of the picture, leisurely pushing her bathroom door open. At once she was bombarded with a dozen rubbery little bombs hitting her head. She gave a shriek and ducked back out of the room. The sight before her made her mouth drop open. What had just hit her head was a dozen rubber ducks on strings hanging from her ceiling. Inside the bathroom was now like a miniature town. There were rubber ducks everywhere, they even had their own rubber buildings. Her bath was full and six or seven ducks were bobbing around in it. By her sink was an elaborately constructed river running around almost all of her bathroom, it had its own current and ducks were floating past her. Rose's eyes were widened in shock and she burst out laughing. There was a large sign hung by her shower, it read,

"Duck World!

The ducks are no longer strewn but happily co-inhabiting with you Rose!"

She sighed through her laughter, a large smile still on her face. Why of all the men in the universe did she have to get the insane one? She tiptoed across her bathroom, dodging the ever moving stream of ducks and reached her mirror. She proceeded to notice a note it her hair and removed it,

"Yup, I've licked this too. Sorry."

"OH for God's sake!" Rose exclaimed. Right, this was it, forget the bathroom, it was time to confront Mr.-I'm-so-clever about this.

A/N--- What do you all think? How evil is the Doctor?! Rose is dealing with it pretty well...how long will that last? What will she do when she sees the Doctor's list for her?

Please review and let me know what you all think!!!