[A/N: I wrote this for all my yaoi friendly forum-goers on Anime Chains. Thanks for the Motivation! Oh yeah...Blah dee blah, I don't own Naruto blah dee blah...

"Naruto!" Kakashi called from a tree above the blonde.

"What do you want?" the boy retorted.

"Go to Sasuke's house and take care of him. He's got some sort of virus that I don't want to catch."

"You're nuts...okay..." He blushed, leaving the training field.

'Wonder what that was about?' Kakashi thought.

"Hey teme! Answer the door!" Naruto yelled through the door. The door opened and Sasuke stood in the entryway, clad only in boxers that barely hung on his hips.

"What, dobe?"

"I was told to take care of you. Now, let me in."

"I'm fine. Go away."

"Never."

"Fine. Come in. I'm going back to bed. Leave me alone, or your ass is grass."

"Okay, but I can make you ramen if you want."

"No. Just leave me alone. I'm tired, sick, and all of the above of you."

"Liar," Naruto muttered.

"Heard and noted. You're right. I did lie. Come here." Sasuke beckoned him with his finger. Naruto nodded and walked toward him. "Closer." Naruto took another step. "Closer, dobe." Naruto moved again. Sasuke leaned in, lifting the blonde's chin up, placing his lips over the other's. It was a short kiss. As soon as he broke the kiss, Sasuke turned, dashing into his room.

Naruto stood, staring into space. He came back to reality and Sasuke was gone. 'Where did he go?' Naruto started walking down the hall. "Sasuke?"

Inside his room, Sasuke was slumped against the wall, panting. His heart was beating faster than his mind was thinking [A/N: That's fast. 'What was I thinking? He hates me now. Oh god, my eyes!' Sasuke started seeing spots. He passed out on the floor.

[A/N: Sorry! Gotta end chapter 1 right there. Sasuke started seeing spots because he's sick, remember? Oh yeah, and Kakashi might just show up again, so stay tuned for more! Thanks again to all the people on AC Forum! Especially GrenGoddess and Sakura 123, 'cause I can't remember anyone else! Don't worry, I'll get your ideas in!

With Love,

Nori Noshohime Noshohime (Teletha)