Okay, so those of you who have read the first one, THANKS!! I got an idea for more Exploding Balls. I know it's really old but I thought some people might need a laugh. Oh yeah... I really don't own anything mentioned in here. Even if it is GENIUS!!

As for those of you who know and need a reminder, or are new I'll tell you what happend when we left off and what happens after that. In the dark caverns of the UNDERWORLD Sora went to save Meg (a helpless person) with the help of Donald and Goofy. Not to mention the toughest friend of theirs, Hercules(who is dating Meg or so I believe), went somewhere else... Sora met Pete and... Why don't you all just read the first one?!

"Why isn't anyone talking about me?" Pete asked, in his oh-so-whiny way. He started to jiggle- I mean- juggle while waiting for attention.

"Pete, if you don't shut up I'll zip your balls in a bag and throw it in a river filled with angry jaguars!" Sora told him. He was having an intellegent convo with Donald Duck.

"If I may say so they are exploding balls!" the dog repeated. Sora chuckled in a quietly hysterical way. "What do you think is so funny about my exploding balls! They're your average boxed kind!"

"You- he he- got your- ha ha- exploding balls in a -he ha he ha- BOX!!" This might surprise some of you but Sora couldn't take it so he decided to silence him. But first, he put earplugs in. "Hehe. Pete. DIE!"

"You can't hurt me! My giant ball of protection will save me!" Pete was going to gloat some more, but Hercules finally burst throught the ceiling.

"HYAHHHH! SORA I HAVE COME TO HELP!" Hercules yelled loudly. As if yelling normally wasn't enough. "I HAVE COME TO ALSO SAVE MY MEGGIE-POO-POO!"

"Hercules I'm not your POO-POO!! Somebody help me!" Meg said before a cute bat heartless whacked her. "Violence is not necessary cut little bat!"

"MEG BE QUIET OR I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Herc yelled again loudly.

Meanwhile, Sora was beatin' on Pete. To show up Hercules, because the dog thing is stupeed, he screamed, "My balls will destroy everyone in my way!"

"YEAH RIGHT! RIGHT SORA?" Hercules yelled in a repeated volume as before. "SORA? SORA?"

Hercules grabbed Sora with one meaty hand and took his plugs out of Sora's ears.

"What Hercules? I was punching my friend Pete into the ground."

"PETE SAID HE WOULD BEAT US DOWN WITH HIS EXPLODING BALLS!! I'M SCARED!"

"Pull yourself together man. What did he say again?" Imagine an evil smile on Sora's face. Think really hard... That's what Sora did while he was laughing in his head.

"I'M SCARED PETE'S BALLS WILL KILL US ALL!!" Hercules said. Sora was not laughing in his head anymore but out loud sqeezing his belly.

"Ready to kick Pete around, Herc? Your GF is still trapped." Sora montioned Hercules to him. They had a two-person confrence in the middle of the battleground.

"I'm going to throw my exploding balls at you if you don't speed it up." Pete taunted. Unknown to everyone but Sora and now Hercules(because Sora told him), the ceiling was starting to crack.

"Pete, will you stay here while I go fetch my spare pet Moogle?" Sora asked 'angelically'.

"Oh sure! I'll keep the Heartless fresh for you."

"Okay I'll be back!" Sora said. Then he whispered, " If by being back you mean in Ariel's World."

"What, Sora!" Pete called out. Sora, Hercules, Meg, Donald, Goofy, Phil, and a horde of little bubbles left the arena. Then they ran.

When they were out of sight, Pete giggled, "Ha! I fooled them. I'm going to leave after I collect all the little pieces of my balls off the floor."

Right when he bent over to grab the biggest piece a chunk of rock fell from the cieling. It hit him square on his buttocks and knocked him over. Then the WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE ceiling crashed to the floor making all the leftover balls explode causing Pete to never ever have children. I mean it! NEVER EVER!! Or else.

I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but if you're reading this part you must have liked it to read it to the end. Sorry about typos and stuff I have zilch of the Spell Check since I exploded the good computer. No puns intended.