Yo, minna! Um, this is my first fanfic ever, but I'll try to write it as best as I can! I should warn you, that English is not my mother language, so please don't kill me if there are collossal mistakes... hehe. ' Sooo... let's get to the point. This is a NarutoxHP Xover, 'cuz I love such crossovers so MUCH! I own neither Naruto, nor Harry Potter. I have no pairings decided yet but there will be in due time. Read and Enjoy as much as you can!
"Blah" - English (not in this chappie)
"Blah" - Jappanese
'Blah' - Thoughts
There was a knock on the door, which made the blond woman sleeping on her desk wake up. She slowly opened her amber eyes and blinked several times, trying to adjust to the sunlight entering the vast room from the wide windows. After clearing her throat, she yelled, "Enter!"
The door slid open and another middle-aged woman entered the office. She wrinkled her nose after seeing the ink on the left cheek of the blond behind the desk. The newcomer sighed and left some papers she was carrying in front of the other woman, her shoulder-length dark hair hiding her soft smile.
"You were sleeping again, weren't you, Tsunade-sama?" asked the black-haired.
"I was just resting my eyes, Shizune!" protested Tsunade, after cleaning the ink from her face with a handkerchief. She looked at the other woman and then out the window; it was dawn. She had spent another night at the Hokage tower, no wonder she needed some rest.
Now with the Akatsuki roaming the Five Great Countries and Orochimaru supposedly dead, Tsunade was wondering what to do. She was glad that at least Konoha wasn't in war; otherwise her duties as Hokage would become more difficult than they had ever been so far. The blond woman sighed, scanned her desk for a left-over bottle of sake and grunted something about not being able to do her morning activities after she found nothing.
"An important client came earlier, Hokage-sama," announced Shizune after seeing that Tsunade was just going to ask her to bring some sake.
"What kind of client?" inquired the blond, completely forgetting about her morning routine (drinking, of course); Konohagakure needed money, for its supplies on almost everything were very few.
"He looked pretty strange, if you ask me. The man said he knew you, I think you should talk to him personally, Tsunade-sama," the Hokage's assistant waited for an answer, as she stood before the desk, looking a bit frightened of the piles of documentary, threatening to fall any second now.
The Hokage scratched the back of her head sleepily and waved, thus showing Shizune to invite the client in.
After a curt nod, the black-haired woman exited the room and closed the door behind her back. She was heard telling someone to enter the Hokage's office.
Yawning for the nth time in the last twelve hours, Tsunade tried to give herself the most appropriate and impressive appearance she could master at the moment. The woman straightened her clothes and sat upright, hands folded on the desk in front of her.
For the second time this morning someone knocked on the heavy door and Tsunade barked "You may enter!"
All of Godaime's efforts were gone to a waste after a tall, silver-haired man walked into the room. His silver beard was almost reaching the stone floor and he wore the most interesting clothes a Shinobi could ever imagine. The pointed purple hat and the same coloured robes, the half-moon spectacles and his twinkling blue eyes gave off a majestic aura, which made Tsunade look like a little dirty kitten compared to him.
"Good morning, Tsunade. My, my, you sure look impressive behind the Hokage's desk," the silver-haired man greeted in perfect Japanese with a smile and a wave of his hand.
"Y-you…" stammered the Hokage, gaping at the old man. "Dumbledore Albus! I would've never guessed you would ever come to Konoha again after the last visit you paid Sandaime."
Surprise was written all over the Hokage's face. After she regained her ability to speak, she asked, "May I inquire the reason behind your sudden appearance?"
"Everything you say just pisses me off!" yelled an overexcited and angry blond teen. He wore an orange jumpsuit with a little bit of black on the shoulders. He was pointing at a black-eyed boy, standing next to him on a bridge, the sunshine reflecting itself on the blonde's forehead protector with the Leaf of Konoha embedded in it.
The other boy just smiled a fake smile and looked away after muttering "Stuff it, dickless."
His short black shirt revealed his pale skin and was another thing that angered his cerulean-eyed teammate. His black orbs drifted to the only girl from their team, who was leaning on the bridge's railing.
The water in the river reflected the sunbeams and shot them directly at her bright-green orbs. Sighing she lifted her head, which caused her bubblegum pink bangs to reveal her face's fair complexion and slightly large forehead. She directed her gaze towards the angry blond teen and then at the other boy, frowning at the sight of his warm, but still fake, smile.
"Mattaku, I wonder where Kakashi-sensei is… Probably helping an old woman or something like that… Humpf, as if," said the medic sarcastically and straightened her red shirt with the white circle on the back and her short skirt, under which she wore dark shorts, leaving only a small part of above and below her knees revealed, because of her high fighting boots.
"Ano, Sakura-chan… do you want to go to Ichiraku, while waiting for sensei?" asked the blue-eyed, hope evident in his voice.
"I'm not going on a date with you, Naruto, if that is what you are thinking. And besides, two hours have already passed, Kakashi-sensei should be here any…"
The three teens heard a 'Poof!' and from a cloud of smoke came out a man, the style of his silvery-grey hair breaking the rules of gravity to pieces.
"Yo!" he greeted cheerfully, his only visible eye arched, as he was smiling beneath the mask, which was covering most of his face.
"… moment," finished Sakura, a blank expression on her face and after that screamed angrily along with Naruto, "YOU'RE LATE!"
"Ah, wary, wary… You see I was just passing a high building when a piano…"
"Right! Another lie!" yelled again both Naruto and Sakura.
The third teen just looked at the newcomer blankly, not knowing what expression to put on his face.
"Well, at least Sai believes me," stated Kakashi, after he pulled out a green little book, which read 'Icha Icha Paradise'.
"Hmm, not really," said Sai, still looking at the silver-haired Jounin.
Kakashi sweat-dropped, chuckled nervously and after that told his team to go to the Hokage tower.
"Tsunade-sama said she had a pretty interesting mission in the store for you three," said the Copy Nin and disappeared with another 'Poof!'
Sakura lifted a pink eyebrow and looked at her teammates, smiling a bit.
"Let's go, shall we?"
"Enter!" Godaime's voice was heard behind the door of her office. Pushing the door open, Naruto walked in, his trademark grin plastered on his face, eyes closed and completely oblivious to his surroundings, yelled, "Tsunade-OBAACHAN! Sensei told us that… Oof!"
The Kyuubi vessel fell backwards after a heavy book about medical herbs hit him square in the face.
"You forgot this yesterday, Sakura," told Tsunade her apprentice after the young kunoichi entered the room along with Sai.
The black-haired boy examined all the people in the room emotionlessly. Besides Tsunade, Kakashi, Maito Gai, Hyuuga Neji, Rock Lee and Tenten, there was a man, who caught the boy's attention immediately. The old man's appearance was shockingly different than anything that Sai had seen. Before he could say something, Naruto picked himself up, after Sakura had casually taken her book back and thanked her master and eyeing the silver-beard man, pointed a finger at him and said in his usual loud voice, "Oi, ojii-san, who are you, Tsunade-obaachan's boyfriend? I must warn you she gambles and drinks a lot! "
With this he earned a hard punch on the head, given him by Sakura.
"Baka! How can you be so ignorant?" she glared at the boy, which now held his head in his arms, running around the office, screaming "Itai! Itai! Sakura-chan! Itai!"
'He has no idea how master acts when she's angry!' 'Damn straight!'
'I'm gonna get it afterwards…'
'…'
'I guess it's Naruto's destiny to remain a fool.'
'He's at it again.'
'Naruto-kun sure has a youthful spirit!'
'My rival Kakashi is blessed with such a youthful student, ne?'
Sai sighed and held his foot forward, tripping Naruto, who fell with a loud 'THUD' on the hard floor.
"Oi! What was that for, teme?" he shouted angrily.
"Dickless…"
"Idiot," finished the Hyuuga.
"SILENCE!" howled Tsunade, banging her fists on her desk, causing it to split into two and the mountains of documents to disperse and to start flying around the room and out of the open windows.
"Shizune!" the Hokage assistant's head popped through the door, as soon, as the medic heard the blond woman's voice. "Collect all the papers! ASAP!"
The young woman sighed and nodded, mentally cursing everything she could think of.
When things calmed down, Tsunade's stern look went through all the people in the office, finally stopping on the old man, who was chuckling all the time during the cerulean-eyed teenager's performance and was eating something he was taking out of his pocket.
"Now listen, all of you. This is Dumbledore Albus, a headmaster of a school, in which is located a person we are supposed to guard. The school is called Hogwarts and they teach witchcraft and wizardry there," she paused so the information could sink in.
"Tsunade-shihou, sumimasen, demo… witchcraft and wizardry?" Sakura asked confused, voicing the other shinobi's thoughts.
"That's right, Sakura. Magic. Albus-san here will explain to you the details of this mission Team Kakashi and Team Gai will handle," the Godaime turned towards Dumbledore, motioning for him to start talking.
"Thank you, Tsunade," he smiled at the Hokage and then continued his speech. "As you already know I am Albus Dumbledore, headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, which is located in England. The boy I hired you to guard is Harry Potter; he is around your age and has gone through a lot in the last four years. The person I want you to protect Harry from is called Lord Voldemort – an extremely dangerous man. He and his followers have just gained power and are trying to take over the Wizarding world, like he tried to do fifteen years ago. Your Hokage told me you are one of her best ninjas she could spare at the moment, so I have high hopes for you all. Quite unfortunately I must go now, but I will come to collect you tomorrow at the same time."
Dumbledore bowed smiling and left the room before anybody could say a word.
After a few moments of silence, Neji spoke up, "Hokage-sama, from what I've heard the school is located in England," he looked at his comrades. "We can't speak English."
"Don't be such babies, you'll find a way to speak in English. I don't have time to worry about such things, since the amount of money we are talking about is a lot and I cannot afford refusing. You are all Shinobi, right?" said an angry Tsunade and received nods from the ninjas in the room.
"Good," the Godaime turned towards the younger Nins. "You will gather tomorrow at a place where Gai and Kakashi will lead you to. From there you will take a portkey, which will take you to England along with Albus Dumbledore. All the other details of this task will be cleared to you later on. If you have no more questions, you may go prepare for tomorrow. Except for Gai and Kakashi, you are dismissed."
"Stupid Tsunade-obaachan! How are we supposed to learn a whole new language in a day? Even the thought makes me hungry," Naruto looked at Sakura pleadingly. "Ne, ne, Sakura-chan, wanna…"
"No."
"But why?" whined the blond and got hit on the head one more time.
"I can't right now, I need to go to the hospital. I have patients waiting for me," and the pink-haired kunoichi headed towards the place she could practice her abilities as a medic-nin freely. The streets of Konoha were as busy as they were any other day, filled with different people and scents. The kunoichi pretty much enjoyed this and liked her village mainly because of this.
"Tch, Sasuke-teme kicks in again…" muttered the blond under his breath, putting his hands behind his head and walked off to Ichiraku.
Unfortunate for him, Sakura heard him and stopped dead in her tracks. It was like the streets emptied in an instant and she was alone, her bangs, covering her face. She turned around to glare at her unpredictable teammate, but only saw his back. Her fists clenched and she gritted her teeth, but then closed her eyes and calmed herself down. She opened her green orbs and yelled after Naruto, now smiling, "I'll come, if Sai comes as well!"
The Kyuubi vessel turned beaming at his female teammate. Sakura laughed at the kitsune's expression and grabbed Sai's hand, dragging him along with her. The dark-haired Nin didn't have the slightest idea what was going on, so he put on again his fake smile, as he and his comrades were walking towards the ramen stand.
When they reached Ichiraku's, Naruto ordered three cups of Miso Ramen, not caring at all about Sakura or Sai's tastes. Discussing the mission that was supposed to start tomorrow, the ninjas didn't notice when they finished their meal. Somehow the blond was able to convince their onyx-eyed friend to pay the bill and soon after was gone, muttering that he had to pack some instant ramen for tomorrow, leaving Sai and Sakura alone in front of the stand.
"See you tomorrow, Sai," said Sakura and started walking away.
"Yeah, see ya, Ugly," the black-head smiled.
Ichiraku didn't have time to react and run for his life as something black went crashing into his store, ruining the whole stand.
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