Yakisoba

Because I never put yakisoba in the culture festival ficcy, here it is now, for Chocolate Confection. Once again, it's featuring Solitaire Pair. And... no, I don't own TeniPuri!

x Yakisoba x 200 words x Prompt - Yakisoba

'So, why don't we just walk around?'

Niou and Shishido were meandering through the Rikkai Dai halls, looking at various classroom displays and stalls.

Shishido shrugged. 'I wasn't planning on getting back to Hyoutei anyway.'

Niou then paused, and said, 'Wait a sec, will you?' He went off in the direction they had came from, and in a minute or two, returned with a bowl of fried noodles and a pair of wooden chopsticks.

'Yakisoba?' Shishido questioned.

Niou nodded. 'I made it for the class café.'

Shishido snapped his chopsticks apart unevenly, and tried some of the yakisoba out.

'You know, Niou, this really does taste like crap.'

Niou raised an eyebrow. 'Reusing my retorts now, Shishido? Can't you think of something better? And it doesn't matter if the yakisoba tastes horrible, as long as we've got pretty maids selling it.'

Shishido replied, 'I suppose...' Then, he asked, 'Why didn't you bring yakisoba for yourself?'

'Self-preservation,' Niou said with a grin. 'Because I was the one cooking the food, and Marui was serving it.'

Shishido suddenly felt the urge to go to a washroom, and regurgitate the yakisoba, so any of the possible toxins inside of it wouldn't poison him. x owari

x omake

'Niou, you didn't actually put anything into the yakisoba, right?'

'Of course not! People were paying for it!'

'Oh.'

'But I can't say anything for Marui. He was getting pretty annoyed. So I don't think that you should forgo the throwing up option just yet.'

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Wow, this has absolutely no plot! But whatever. Please review if you enjoyed it, however slightly? -awinchan