JGOG132: Hey there, my fellow readers
Naruto: Exciting stuff here, Dattebayo!
JGOG132: yes, and I have a new story for you…
Naruto: They'd be excited, I'm sure!
JGOG132: Please drop the yes-man act. I beg you!
Naruto: ok, boss!
JGOG132: ARGH! DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Naruto: Oh Sorry, won't happen again, boss!
JGOG132: (steaming) you little (sighs and calms down) just read the new story, folks
Disclaimer: Naruto: JGOG132 doesn't own Naruto or any of it's characters, Dattebayo!
Bored
Midday in the village of Konoha, there are people going around doing there usual routines. Guards on the walls of Konoha keeping lookout for any kind of danger. Tsunade working on reports (or more rather making it look like she's working, while taking sips of her sake when nobodys looking) in her office. Lee and Gai taking hundreds of laps around Konoha, on their hands with boulders tied to their backs. Kakashi walking along the streets of Konoha, reading his latest edition of Icha Icha Paradise. Sakura working double shifts at the Konoha hospital. Ino watering plants at her family's flower shop. Tenten working on her accuracy at the training grounds. Shino collectiung bug specimens in the forests. Choji eating barbecued ribs at one of Konoha's restaurants. Hinata training at the Hyuuga Estate. Yep, everyone in Konoha was just doing fine in another day in Konoha. Well, mostly everyone.
At the house of the Inuzuka clan, in bedroom of Kiba Inuzuka on the second floor, there were 5 of Konoha's strongest ninja who were just plain bored. Naruto and Kiba sitting on the edge of the bed, facing the tv, playing cooperative mode of "Gears of War" on Kiba's X-box 360 console. Shikamaru laying on the other side of the bed, relaxing. Neji, sitting on the floor in front of the dresser next to a sleeping Akamaru, watching the game. Sasuke, sitting on a chair next to the nightstand with a boombox on it, listening to Rammstein's "Hallelujah" playing on the boombox. Needless to say, they were very bored.
Er ist fromm und sehr sensibel
an seiner Wand ein Bild des Herrn
er wischt die Flecken von der Bibel
das Abendmahl verteilt er gern
"Come on come on, Kiba, your player is falling behind and I need help over here!" said Naruto, who's player, Cole, was being surrounded by Theron guards.
"Hey, I'm not exactly on a picnic myself, baka!," said Kiba, who's player, Marcus, was a few feet behind Naruto's, being attacked by Drones and Berserkers.
Er liebt die Knaben aus dem Chor
sie halten ihre Seelen rein
doch Sorge macht ihm der Tenor
so muss er ihm am nächsten sein
"Are you guys ever going to finish?" asked Shikamaru without opening his eyes, getting annoyed by their game playing. Neji and Sasuke agreed.
"Damn it!," yelled Naruto. "I got overrun by Theron guards, thanks a lot Kiba!"
"Well, fuck you very much, if you bothered to stick with me instead of going on ahead, I wouldn't have gotten rammed in by this freaking Berserker!" Kiba snapped.
Suddenly the television screen went out. "What the...Neji!" yelled Naruto and Kiba at Neji, who apparenty pulled the plug on the television.
"Enough playing this crap, it's a wonder you guys aren't as bad on missions as you are at this game," said Neji who recieved to controllers to the head thrown by Naruto and Kiba.
auf seinem Nachttisch still und stumm
ein Bild des Herrn
er dreht es langsam um
Naruto layed back on the bed. "So, you guys want to grab a bite to eat at Ichiraku's?" asked Naruto.
"Can't, Ino's got plans for me to take her to the mall to shop for new clothes, jewelry and crap," yelled Kiba.
"Yeah, and Temari wants me to take her to see that stupid "Rush Hour 3" movie," Shikamaru said with his eyes still closed.
"Yeah, Tenten's eager to see that movie as well," Neji said.
"What about you, Sasuke-teme?" Naruto asked his emo-like friend. There was no response.
Wenn die Turmuhr zweimal schlägt
halleluja
faltet er die Hände zum Gebet
halleluja
er ist ohne Weib geblieben
halleluja
so muss er seinen Nächsten lieben
halleluja
"Hey, emo dude," said Kiba, knowing full well that Sasuke didn't like being called emo, considering the last person that called him emo was put in a coma. Sasuke still didn't respond, apparently he was being distracted by the music.
Der junge Mann darf bei ihm bleiben
die sünde nistet überm Bein
so hilft er gern sie auszutreiben
bei Mus- (Neji turned off the boom box)
"Neji, what the fuck! I was listening to that," Sasuke said, pissed that the music stopped.
"Would you get your head out of this music and pay attention?" Neji asked annoyed-like.
"Does Sakura have you doing something too?" Naruto asked.
Sasuke scoffed with his arms crossed, "No".
The four stared at him unbelievingly. Sasuke went into an anime depression state, "She's forcing me to have dinner with her family," Sasuke said gloomily.
Naruto stood up and spoke, "I don't believe this, your women have complete control over you guys, for Kami's sake, where the hell is your manhood?"
"So, I'm guessing that you want to wait for 2 hours for Hinata to get her hair done when she has you accompany her to the hair salon later?" Kiba said.
"Fuck! She told you that?!" Naruto asked.
"Yeah, during training," Kiba replied.
"Talk about taking your manhood," Neji muttered which Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Kiba laughed at while Naruto was red facd with embarressment.
After the other four calmed down, Kiba spoke, "Face it guys, our girls do have complete control over."
"I hate to say this, but he's right," Shikamaru said.
Sasuke nodded and spoke, "They waste up our time with meaningless things."
"They take away our dignity," Neji added.
"And worst of all our MONEY!" Naruto added.
Kiba nodded, "Yeah, I swear if it wasn't for Ino and her charm, blue eyes,...blondish good looks...huge-" he recieved a bonk to the head by Sasuke and Shikamaru which got him out of his daze.
"What happened to meaning of being "the man in the relationship", these girls play these mind games with us and use us to do whatever they want," Naruto said.
"Now you know how I feel," Shikamaru said.
"Why the hell should we put up with this? What are we afraid of? They are just girls?" Kiba said.
"I say we put worms in their beds while they sleep," said Naruto who recieved a bonk to the head by Neji.
"What are you? Seven years old?"
"Hold up a minute, that's not such a bad idea," said Kiba.
The Neji went wide eyed. "Are you kidding? Of course it is!"
"Hold on. I think what Kiba means is that perhaps we could construct a plan. Like a series of pranks to show our women who's boss," Shikamaru said.
"I'm sure if we put our heads together, we can come up with the ultimate plan," Sasuke said.
"Yeah, and then we'll show those girls that no one controls us, I think it's time to get our control back boys, Dattebayo!" Naruto said pumping his fist in the air.
"Yeah!" the others said pumping their fists in the air as well.
JGOG132: That ends my first chapter and looks like the boys are going to try to get their manhood back.
Naruto: Yeah, we'll show them that boys aren't weak servants.
JGOG132: Good luck with that. Just be careful, Naruto. Women are like fire and you know what they say, "If you play with fire, you will get burned"
Naruto: That's such an old saying. I'm not afraid.
Hinata: Naruto-kun, could you help me pick out some clothes?
Naruto: No way!
(Hinata sends Naruto a death glare)
Hinata: What did you say?
Naruto: (Cowering) That came out wrong! I meant to say was "No way I would pass up a chance like that! (nervous giggle)
Hinata: that's what I thought you said.
JGOG132: Oh, boy. R&R please