Choose!
"Okay Inuyasha its time for you too choose!" Kagome yelled out to the hanyou. Inuyasha turned to see the young miko glaring at him with a very angry looking Kikyo in tow.
"Kagome!? Kikyo!? What in the seven hells!?" Inuyasha sputtered out thoroughly confused. "What are you talking about woman?"
"Its time for you to chose Inuyasha either me or this angsty bitch!" Kagome shot out.
"Hey!" Kikyo defended "I died twice okay? I have reason to be a little bitchy!" Inuyasha just blinked a few times, not really believing this was actually happening.
"Pfft whatever then, so Inuyasha which one is it going to be?" Kagome demanded. Sango, Miroku, Shippo and Kirara decided to sit and watch this whole ordeal, from the mysterious stands that just suddenly appeared. Inuyasha looked around and was shocked to see that him and the two priestesses were now in what looked like a boxing ring.
"Yeah Kagome woot!" yelled out Sango waving her GO KAGOME GO flag.
"I wish those two would fight over me" Miroku sighed. A snap was heard and Sango's flag seemed to have snapped in two over Miroku's dumb head.
"Hot dogs! Get you hotd- hey! Wait, why do I have to sell the hotdogs!? I'm still just a kid y'know!" Shippo whined.
"So who'd he choose?"
"Oh hey Sesshomaru, Rin, err the Kermit the frog reject?" greeted Sango.
"My name's Jaken! The demon fumed.
"Oh, lord Sesshomaru may I please have a hot dog?" Rin asked as the great demon nodded.
Back to the fight!
"So Inuyasha which will it be, me or that whiny little pre-teen half wit?" Kikyo smirked.
"Uh, well.." Inuyasha started, but trailed off as Kikyo started opening her shirt to show off more cleavage. Kagome fumed at this, but smirked as she rolled up her mini skirt just that much more.
"Ohhh, Inuyasha" she called. He turned and proceeded to drool.
"Oy! Keep it clean! There are children in the stands!" yelled out Kaede as she arrived.
"Arn't their child labor laws about this or something?" whined Shippo in the background as he served Kaede her hotdog.
"Only in Canada" said Jakotsu. (A/N Yays Canada and Jakotsu!)
"Oh hey Jakotsu! What's up man?" greeted Miroku "where are the others?"
"Ahh well the author doesn't care much for the others, I'm her favorite so only I get to appear!" grinned Jakotsu. The stands were pretty much crowded now and the onlookers turned their attention back to the fight.
"Come on Inuyasha me and you can burn in hell everlastingly!" Kikyo offered.
"She's dead Inuyasha! For kami's sake! D-E-A-D! And hell and eternity don't sound like a very good combination!" Kagome yelled out.
"I was your first love!" Kikyo yelled.
"Who killed him.." Kagome muttered sarcastically.
"I'm pale and emo, isn't that hot?"
"I'm a horny school girl" smirked Kagome.
"Yaaay Kagome!" the majority of the crowd yelled crowd yelled.
"Yay Kikyo" a small voice cheered.
"Aww thanks Kaede at least I can always count on you." Kikyo smiled at her younger sister.
"What are you talking about? I'm cheering for Kagome!" Kaede said.
"Not even my own sister cheers for me." Sobbed Kikyo as she took a razor and sliced her wrist (A/N oooh emo) "Well, then who did?"
"I did!" Miyoga the flea hopped into view "But only because you have a nice ass!"
"Allright! Allright! I think I'm ready to make my decision!" Inuyasha announced.
"If you don't choose me ill slit your wrists when you're not looking" Kikyo threatened.
"Ill sit you into oblivion." Kagome countered.
"Ahh, well umm I choose K-" with a crack of lightning Naraku appeared in the middle of the ring, interrupting Inuyasha.
"Never!" he yelled, "Kikyo is mine!" with that he ate the priestess whole "Omnomnomnom" suddenly Koga appeared.
"Never! Kagome is my mate! Bitch please!" and with that he picked up Kagome and zoomed off. And then Naraku left in a flash as well.
The audience gasped as Inuyasha sat there shocked.
"What. The. Hell!? Now I have no one!!!" he yelled frustrated.
"Don't worry Inuyasha" Miroku said as he stood up "You'll always have your left hand." The whole audience burst into laughter.
"BASTARD!!!" yelled Inuyasha as he jumped into the stands with his Tetseiga.
Next Time on Choose!
Sango must choose between Miroku and Kohaku.
"What the hell!? I don't love Kohaku like that!!" Sango yells
"We have our suspicions!" stated Miroku.
And, will Inuyasha find love, in somewhere other than his left hand?
"I heard that! Come here you bastard! WIND SCAR!!"
We'll see you next time on Choose!