I do believe I've reached the end of the road with this one...

Ways to Annoy Kira

1) Call her a bitch

2) Repeat number 1 as much as possible

3) Tell her Aaron's obviously gay 'cause he eye-fucks Caleb like there's no tomorrow

4) And Chase

5) Mock her in a high pitched voice whenever she talks

6) Ship her with Sarah or Kate 'cause they're like perfect for each other you know

7) Sing "Barbie Girl" at the top of your lungs horribly

8) Smack her and yell "That's for all of the Mary-Sue siblings you have!"

9) Prank call her every night

10) Tell her she looks old

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Ways to Annoy Bordy

1) Ignore him; it's easy enough to do

2) Tease him about his tiny screen time ( Seriously, one line. That's the highlight of his career)

3) Tell him he needs to hold his liquor better

4) Mimic Ken Tidus and call him a "Wussy"

5) Give him his own story line and slash him with Gorman

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Ways to Annoy Nicky

1) Start a fight in his bar

2) Ask where the hell the beer is 'cause all of these kids aren't there just for the foosball

3) Make him grill up 20 burgers and run away and hide when they're done

4) Drive around his bar and make siren sounds

5) Steal his bat and beat Sarah and Kate with it

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Finally I'm done with this one. But have no fear my wonderful fans, I will keep doing Covenant humor but I'm moving "Ways to Annoy" to another fandom. I'm thinking 300 so keep an eye out for it. Thanks for reading and I hope I made you laugh.