Pajamas

It was a quiet day on the going merry. The ship was docked on a friendly port and the crew was shopping, eating, sightseeing, drinking, whatever in the new island. Everyone was out, but our favorite swordsman who was guarding the ship... of course he was napping at the back of the Going Merry. Everything was so peaceful.. Until...

Nami: (Poking Zoro) Zoro... Zoro!.. Hey Zoro! Wake up!

Zoro: ZZZz..zz.. wha... WHAT WOMAN!!!

N: Oh! I thought you were sleeping... but well, since you are up...

Z: Wha?!! Well I was! Until-...

N: Listen Zoro, there is something about you thats been bothering me...

Z: geez woman! I told you over a 100 times!! Its not an special toothpaste, its just... that my teeth... are strong.

N: mmm... but how have you never broken one?.. Anyway, thats not it!

Z: pfff...then?

N: Zoro, You cant train and sleep in the same clothes!

Z: (sigh) ok nami... you see that peace of wood over there... thats a plank Nami... Not a catwalk... and you know why?... because WE ARE PIRATES, NOT FREAKING FASHION MODELS!

N: AND YOU ARE NOT BART SIMPSON, SO CHANGE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES!!!!

Z: Bart..Who?

N: Oh shut up... you know Zoro.. Technology is advancing minute by minute... scientists have developed a new special suit for sleeping called: "PAJAMAS"(showing him a shopping bag)

Z: (He takes it quickly from her hands) This is the most stupid thing I´ve ever heard, dress up to go to sleep...whats next... (Ironically) changing underwear...hehe

N: I pray to all gods for that last to be a joke...

Z: (laugh) (He opens the bag) (Serious) no no No NO NO! ... Theres no way Im wearing this!!!

N: You have to wear it.. For three reasons.. (pointing with her fingers) One: Its healthier and CLEANER to sleep with different clothes that the ones you wear everyday.

Z: (Examining the pajamas) no.. No way...

N: Two: Ive already bought it so, its already added to your debts... and you now about interests...

Z: But... I cant wear this.. Not with that love-cook around.

N: Listen, Pajamas are nightclothes worn for sleeping so, you dont have to wear them around... just when you go to bed...Unless.. You were thinking on going to bed with Sanji.

Z: (Furious glare) OK, THERES NO WAY IN THE WORD IM WEARING THIS STUPID PAJAMAS! (He throws the bag to Nami)

N: (Calmly catches the bag) and Three: you are not getting into my bed with that rotten clothes of yours...

Z: (Furious)

N: (Winner smile)

Z: (Takes the bag from Nami and starts going away)

N: Hey wait Zoro... Try it on! I want to see you!

Z: (Giving his back to her ) Ooh.. Id love to... but... you know how this pajamas rules are... you can wear it just to go to bed... so, if you want to see me wearing this... youll have to invite me to sleep over... (Smiles to himself)

N: (Smiles to herself)