BEEP BEEP BEEP!
A groan arose from beneath the covers of a black blanket.
A hand shoved itself out and smashed the alarm, making it turn off instantly.
Stupid alarm clock... Sakura thought as she picked herself up and rubbed her eyes.
I'LL KILL THAT STUPID ALARM CLOCK, HELL YEAH!!, her Inner shouted from within her mind.
Shut up... she ordered and lazily rose from her bed.
The pink haired 16 year old was going to be a sophomore at Konohagakure High. Also known as Konoha High. It was the first day of school today, and she couldn't wait to see the others.
Sakura lazily walked over to the bathroom in her room and took a shower. She washed her face and brushed her pink locks before picking out an outfit.
She decided on a black T-shirt that said 'Back off: They're Naruto's Ramen Noodles' in red.
Naruto and her were Best Friends, and Naruto just HAD to get a T-shirt with that embedded on it. Sakura laughed at her friend's idiocy and then picked out a pair of bootcut jeans. Sakura put on some black eyeliner, mascara and smoky eyeshadow to complete her look. She also wore some chapstick, since over the summer she hadn't really cared about her chapped lips. Sakura slipped on her socks and looked at herself, lazily at the mirror.
It was 7:45.
Sakura went out of her room and walked to her younger brother's door.
"YO! KYO!! WAKE UP BEFORE I BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN!!" she furiously knocked.
A scream could be heard from the other side of the door.
"Don't kill me onee-san!!" her younger brother rushed to open the door.
Sakura just smiled at him before telling him to get ready.
Then she went to her older sister's room.
"Yumi. Wake up, baka." She said.
"I'm already awake lil' fag" her sister replied, opening the door.
"Yeah, I figured" Sakura yawned and went back in her room to get her bag.
Sakura got her iPod and cell phone, plugging in her headphones into her heads.
She listened to 'By Myself' by Linkin Park.
"I can't hold
on
To what I want when I'm stretched so thin
It's all too
much to take in
I can't hold on
To anything watching
everything spin
With thoughts of failure sinking in" she
sang along.
She then went downstairs to the kitchen and grabbed a Rice Krispies bar, waiting for her younger brother.
When he arrived, Sakura put on her black and red, double tongue converse.
Heck yeah, they were hot (I have a blue and white one, I love it ).
"Kyo. You know the way to your school right?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah, yeah" her younger brother sighed.
"Good. Now go away" Sakura laughed and shooed her brother away.
"Hai, hai" he obeyed.
They walked in different directions to school.
There was about 5 minutes left until school started, so Sakura quickened her pace.
"NARUTO!!" Sakura waved at her blonde friend and ran towards him, glomping him.
"Sakura-chan!" Naruto yelled, grinning.
"Where've you been, Naruto?" she asked.
"Summer camp….my dad….don't ask. The worst thing is, I had Jiraiya as my counseler there."
"That must be terrible" Sakura said, taking off her black hat.
Naruto nodded in agreement.
"So, are you perverted now?" she asked.
Naruto blushed "Um…uh…er…."
"I'll take that as a yes. Anyways, you got taller Naruto" Sakura put her hand from her forehead to Naruto's. Her hand reached his nose.
"Yup! And your forehead got smaller!!" Naruto gave her a thumbs up.
Sakura's eye twitched.
An anime vein found its way to her forehead.
Inner Sakura had control.
"ASS!!!" she yelled, punching Naruto so hard that he flew back about 10 feet.
Naruto's nose bled and he landed face first on the concrete floor.
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"Oi! Sasuke-teme! Wassup?" Naruto waved at his other best friend.
Sakura wasn't really friends with Uchiha Sasuke. They barely acknowledged eachother's existence, nor did Sakura care. Sasuke was annoying. SO annoying, that she almost commited suicide because of how frustrating he made life seem.
"Dobe" Sasuke said, before being surrounded with a swarm of hyper fangirls.
Sakura laughed.
"SAKURA!!" the annoying voice of Dogboy was heard.
"YO! DOGBOY!!" Sakura yelled at Kiba and gave him a high five.
She was a tomboy.
Yup.
I'm sure you guessed that.
They began chatting until the sensei came in.
"So as I was saying, there was a cow in my underwear drawer!!" Naruto exclaimed.
Sakura and the other guys, Kiba, Shino, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Chouji gave him a 'WTF' look.
"I'm serious!!" Naruto tried to convince the others.
"Yeah….whatever Naru" Sakura rolled her eyes.
Sensei was over 20 minutes late. AND it was HOMEROOM. Going into 1st period.
The door finally opened.
"Sorry I'm late. My cow Charlie was lost, and I found him in Naruto's underwear drawer…." Kakashi said.
Sakura's eye twitched.
Naruto wasn't lying? But what was Kakashi doing in Naruto's underwear drawer?
Life is strange Sakura. Life IS strange.
I have to agree with you on that...
"I TOLD YOU!!" Naruto suddenly exclaimed.
Sakura's eye was still twitching from Kakashi's comment, so Kiba had to smack her face.
"DAMN! OWW!! THAT FLIPPPIN HURT, DOGBOY!!" Sakura strangled him.
Kakashi was sweatsropping "That's enough Sakura…."
Kiba's face was turning purple.
Sakura scowled and let go of Kiba's neck.
"Ok. Let's just introduce ourselves today….then you can talk for the rest of the period….or whatever it is you do at school…." Said the masked man with gravity defying hair.
"Ok…pinky. Introduce yourself" he pointed at Sakura.
"My name is Sakura Haruno" Sakura said lazily.
"Also known as forehead girl!!" Ino yelled.
"Shut up, Ino-pig…" Sakura yawned, not giving a damn.
"What a tranvestite" she heard Ino say.
"What'd you say Dammit?!!" Sakura had an anime vein on her head.
"Tran. Ves. Tite." Ino smirked.
"Hell no! You did not just say that you queer!"
"I am not a queer!!"
"Says the girl that made out with her mom!"
Ino got really pissed off now "Oh yeah?!! FOREHEAD!!"
"UGLY!!"
Ino gasped "LOOK AT THE MIRROR PINKY!!"
Sakura glared at Ino with evil eyes "PREP!!"
"TOMBOY!!"
"HAG!"
"BITCH!"
"WHORE!!"
"VIRGIN!!"
"OH YEAH?! YOUR MOM!!" Sakura ended.
"That's harsh Sakura-chan….." Naruto said.
There was a rush of wind….from who knows WHERE….and a tumbleweed suddenly passed by.
"Whoa. Cool special effects man.." Sakura said and sat back down.
"Are you done?" Kakashi spoke up.
Sakura nodded "Yes I am"
Old fart...
BUT YOUR SENSEI'S STILL FREAKING HOT!
That's a strange way to talk about a teacher.
You can't hide the fact that he's hot, Sakura.
I don't think that, you do.
I'm YOU. If I had a choice I'd be someone else.
Shut up.
Will do.
"Next person." Kakashi sighed, looking bored.
"Naruto Uzumaki!"
"Kiba Inuzuka!"
"Shino Aburame."
"Chouji Akimichi!"
"Shikamaru Nara….how troublesome…."
"Sasuke Uchiha."
There was a sigh and a few squeals….screams…..and some girls fainted.
"Ino Yamanaka!" Ino said in her annoying tone.
"H-Hin-Hinata Hy-Hyuuga…."
"Gaara"
"TenTen"
"Rock Lee"
"Neji Hyuuga"
Then some other random people. (Lee, TenTen and Neji will be the same age as everyone else)
"Ok….now do whatever" Kakashi went to his desk and pulled out a book.
Icha Icha Paradise.
Come Come Paradise? Pervert...
For the rest of the period, everyone just talked. Then it was 2nd period.
Sakura had Math with Asuma.
Then it was Science with Kurenai-sensei.
And then Music with Orochi-Iliketotouchlittleboys-maru.
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"No way…." Sakura's eyes widened with surprise as she looked at her schedule.
"What happened Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked.
"I-I-I have MUSIC next!!!" she cried.
"Oh no!! That means…..that means……Sakura-chan!!" Naruto cried along with Sakura.
"N-Naruto…..I'm to young to die!" she said in between sobs.
"I-I-I'm so SORRY Sakura-chan!" he hugged her and cried again.
"What's up?" Kiba asked, noticing the two crying.
Kiba then noticed Sakura's schedule that she was holding.
His eyes widened.
"OH NO!!!!" he began crying as well and hugged Sakura too.
"Spazzes" Sasuke said as he walked by.
For once, they ignored him.
"Hey. I said spazzes." He said, trying to get their attention, which was completely focused on crying and hugging at the moment.
"Crying like babies in the middle of the hallway" Sasuke smirked.
"Shut-shut up-Uchiha!" Sakura cried, wiping a tear.
"I-I have class w-with Michael Jackson next!"
Sasuke laughed "Too bad for you, I have…."
He went to check his schedule and his eyes widened as he gasped.
"No way….." he said, gaping at the sheet of paper "I have him too!! That freak is always hitting on me. HITTING."
Sasuke looked like he was going to get in a coma.
"There, there Sasuke. I'll help you go through with it" Sakura said, being friendly for once and walking with Sasuke to meet their doom.
"Be careful Sakura-chan!!" Naruto whimpered, snot flooding out his nose and a waterfall of tears down his cheeks.
Kiba sniffed and rubbed his nose "We'll miss you!!"
Then Naruto and Kiba began crying and hugging eachother, making them late for class and getting detention.
-Meanwhile-
"Hello, classsssss" Orochimaru hissed.
The class quavered and trembled with a blue, depressing aura around them as they cuddled their knees. Even Sasuke was having trouble keeping his cool.
Orochimaru passed Sasuke and gave him a touch of the hair, causing Sasuke to yelp slightly and Sakura looked at him, worried.
"It's ok Sasuke…..it's ok!" she said before bursting into tears and slamming her face and hands onto the desk.
Yes.
That's how terrible Orochimaru is.
And it wasn't even the first 10 minutes of class.
How terrible would a year with this psycho be?
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Orochimaru bashing, yeah. So if you don't like it then don't read, yeah.
REVIEW PLEASE, YEAH.
Oh crap, Deidara's rubbing off on me.
Deidara: -snicker- I told you I'm influential, yeah.
Idiot, yeah. OH NO! I gotta stop doing that!!
Deidara: Hey, when are you going to introduce me, un?
Some time in a later chapter, yeah. –hits self-
Kakashi: Meet Charlie my pet cow.
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Ok! So how did you like it? That was my first fanfic, yeah, so um….review? Yeah.
OKAY! Seriously! I am not doing that on purpose!!
The end.