"Where's MacGyver? He was supposed to be here hours ago."

"We have just received news that he was kidnapped by some environmental extremists and is being held hostage in a warehouse somewhere."

"Kidnapped! Who is responsible?"

"We don't know, sir. One of our field agents followed them and discovered where he was being held. He couldn't get in to rescue him. All he could report was that the warehouse appeared to contain a vast supply of duct-tape, paper clips, and Swiss Army Knives... why are you laughing, sir? Shouldn't we try to rescue him?"

"Are you kidding? He's probably already at home!"