A/N: This is the end. I actually reposted this chap so for those who already read it, I only added like 3 that I forgot.

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41. put a spider in ron's pants. (while he's kissing hermione)
42. Let out all the blond jokes on the Malfoy family.
43. saying to Harry 'chill out mate, its no big deal!'
44. saying to Hermione 'damn! the library and all the books in it have burnt down'
45. saying to Ron 'stop saying 'bloody hell'
46. saying to Ginny 'Harrys just using you for sex'
47. saying to Voldemort 'Im totally in love with you'
48. saying to Dumbledore 'youre a crap wizard and you know nothing'
49. saying to Molly Weasley 'I just killed your son!'
50. Killing Harry before Voldy does
51. Follow voldemort around and repeat everything he says, with a squeaky voice and elongating every 's'
52. Cut all of Dumbledore's facial hair while he's asleep, when he asks insist Fawkes needs a new nest.
53. Constantly drop glaring hints in front of Ginny that Harry might be gay.
54. Shake your head and say 'tsk tsk, those pesky kids..' audibly but under your breath to voldemort every time his plan gets foiled
55. Every time you say 'Lily' in front of snape, follow it with a fake cough -potter!-
56. Give Lupin a packet of Pedigree(c) for Christmas
57. Telling Voldyshorts he got ousted by that dorky kid in glasses again
59. Call him Voldyshorts
60. Drop hints that Snape elaborately caused Lily's death. Often.

61. Say "Oh look, Lily's eyes!" every time you're with Snape
62. Tell Snape his Shampoo just ain't cutting it
63. Suggest that Snape try Suave, at least