This is like 'Dear Abby' (you know, when you ask 'Abby' something and she answers - usually about a problem), except this is 'Dear Yellowfang'. I'm pretty sure no one else has come up with idea, but if this already is someone else's idea, I'm sorry about not asking but I never knew.
I went up to StarClan and CAPTURED YELLOWFANG!! Then I had to spend a week in the emergency room for that. So now I keep her tied up under my bed. Don't worry, she gets enough to eat and she's not dying...(again). Write to her before gets loose, murders me (I'm too young to die!!), runs outside, gets run over by a car and goes back up to StarClan!
Got a problem? Need some advice? Write a letter to Yellowfang and she'll do her best to give you comfort and solve your problems because she's so COMPASSIONATE, CARING and LOVING.
Mm 'kay, if you want to ask questions, go ahead. I have permission from Tainted Shadow Watcher/xXFlamingAssasinXx to do 'Ask' stories.
--deviL a.wakenn