A/N: And I am back once again! I decided to try something new, so I present to you a KKM/Saiyuki crossover! I hope you like it… Anyway, please read and review!
The Stoic Maou and the Wimpy Sanzo Priest?
It was a normal day for the Sanzo-ikkou. They were riding around Togenkyou in their jeep in order to get to the west and accomplish their mission, when suddenly a huge band of demons swarmed in front of their jeep. All the occupants of the jeep got out and yawned, as this was another usual routine.
"Ah, I'm so hungry…" Goku whined.
"Shut up, stupid monkey, and just fight the demons!" Gojyo shouted.
"Who are you calling stupid monkey, you perverted water sprite cockroach?!" Goku retorted. Sanzo hit them both with his harisen before the 'fight' between them got worse.
"Shut up, you fools, and fight the demons or I'll kill you!" Sanzo scolded.
They then got to work. Hakkai was hitting demons with his chi, Gojyo was standing in the middle stabbing them with his shakujo, Goku was running around hitting demons with his nyoi-bou, while Sanzo was shooting them senseless with his shoreijyu. The group of demons was almost completely exterminated when a huge stream of light came out from nowhere, blinding everyone for a minute. When everybody regained their eyesight, Hakkai noticed that Sanzo was gone!
"Gojyo, Goku, where is Sanzo?" Hakkai asked the two.
"I don't know, wasn't he just standing there shooting demons?" They then turned to the now small group of demons, who were rubbing their eyes.
"You! What did you do to Sanzo?" Gojyo asked angrily while grabbing the demon's collar.
"Huh? How should I know? One time you were completely killing us, the next a blinding light came from nowhere. How should I know where that monk went if I can't even see a thing?"
"You do have a point, but still… You have to die." Gojyo then stabbed him and the remaining demons with his shakujo. They then began to search for Sanzo.
Meanwhile, in another alternate world called Shin Makoku, a loud voice calling a certain Maou can be heard around the hallways of Blood Pledge Castle. Günter was again looking for an always missing Yuuri Shibuya to resume their lessons.
"Heika! Heika! We need to study! Where are you, heika?!"
Yuuri was hiding behind the fountain in the garden when someone tapped him on the shoulder. He jumped and sighed in relief when he saw Conrad.
"Heika, Günter's calling you." Conrad greeted with a smile on his face.
"Conrad! Please hide me… Anywhere! Oh, and stop calling me heika."
"But Yuuri, I really think you should start studying with Günter so that you can learn a lot of things about this world."
"But I don't want to!" He then ran behind the fountain again when he saw Günter approach in his direction.
"Conrart, have you seen heika?"
"Why yes! He's… uhh… In the library!"
When Günter ran in the direction of the library, Yuuri emerged from his hiding place and thanked Conrad. He was just beginning to run in the opposite direction when Günter came running to him.
"Heika! There you are. We should really continue our lessons."
A sullen Yuuri was then pulled by an overjoyed Günter to the direction of the library.
"Günter, how did you know I was not in the library?"
"You would never go there on your own will, heika, because that's where we hold our lessons." Günter replied with a smile. Just then, the same blinding stream of light that appeared in Togenkyou appeared before them, therefore blinding them temporarily. When Günter recovered a few minutes later, he found out that he was holding the hand… of a very irate looking blonde haired man who was rubbing his temple. He quickly let go and brought out his sword.
"Who are you, and what have you done to heika?!"
"Huh? What heika? And who the hell are you? Where is this place?"
"It would be polite to introduce yourself first, kidnapper!"
"Who are you calling a kidnapper? I don't even know who you are!"
"Nice try, but I am not buying it. Now tell me who you are and what you've done to heika or I'll slash you to pieces!"
"If you'd really like to know, I'm Sanzo and I don't know who the hell this 'heika' person is! Why the hell would I kidnap your king in the first place? I don't even know where I am!"
All the noise brought Gwendal to where they were, and when he saw Sanzo he stopped and brought out his sword.
"Who are you? Is he your friend, Günter?"
"No, I don't know who he is either. Last thing I remember I was dragging heika to the library when a blinding light appeared from nowhere and then this man appeared and heika's gone!"
"What did you do to him? Speak, or I'll kill you."
"Like hell I know. I keep telling you, I don't even know where I am!"
Gwendal then went over to him and grabbed his arm. "Fine then, prisoner, you are coming with us."
Sanzo pointed his gun on Gwendal's head. "Who says I'm going anywhere with you? And why the hell am I a prisoner?"
"Gwendal, be careful! We don't know what that weapon is!" Günter warned.
"What do you mean, you don't know what this weapon is? What are you guys anyway?"
"Like we're telling you. Gwendal, take him away." They then heard a sharp bang sound coming from the direction of the stranger.
"What was that?"
"It's my shoreijyu, so let me go or I won't miss next time." Sanzo had fired his gun into the air.
"We can't do that. We have to inter-"
Sanzo fired a shot in Günter's direction, which narrowly missed his face by inches. His hair, though, was cut.
"Wh-what the hell?"
"I am not coming with you. I want to know where the fuck this place is and what I am doing here and where my companions are!"
Meanwhile, the remaining members of the Sanzo-ikkou had no luck in finding Sanzo. They were about to give up when they noticed an unconscious body lying down on where Sanzo used to stand.
"Why, fucking hell, it's a kid!" Gojyo exclaimed while investigating the boy.
"Huh? But what's he doing here? And he's human, too." Goku asked no one in particular.
"Now, now, please stay back, guys, we need to give him some air." Hakkai instructed while examining the boy for injuries. He was relieved to find there were none, when the boy stirred and woke up.
"Huh? What is this place? And who are you guys?" Yuuri asked while getting up.
"You don't know where this place is?" Gojyo asked, surprised.
"No… the last thing I remember, Günter was dragging me to the library and then there was a blinding light from nowhere, and then the next thing I knew I woke up and I saw your faces."
"Günter? Library? Sorry, kid, we don't know what you're talking about. Libraries are in town, which is pretty far from here. Who's the Günter person? Your parent?" Gojyo asked one thing after another.
"No, he's my teacher. Anyway, where is this place and who are you guys? I'm Yuuri Shibuya."
"Hello, Yuuri-kun. I'm Cho Hakkai, this is Son Goku, and he is Sha Gojyo. This place is called Togenkyou." Hakkai introduced while pointing to his two companions.
"Togenkyou? You mean, this is not Shin Makoku?"
"Shin Makoku? We've never heard of a place with a name like that."
"You mean this is another world? Oh man… I really should ask Ulrike-san about this…"
"Anyway, would you know where Sanzo is? He was with us but he disappeared into thin air."
"Sanzo? I don't know who he is."
"You don't? Wow, so you are really not from around here." Goku remarked.
"I guess so. Anyway, would you know why I am here?"
"Honestly, we are just as clueless as you are, Yuuri-kun. You see, Sanzo's our leader, and then he disappeared into thin air just as we were fighting demons."
"Demons? Do you mean mazokus? Are you guys humans?"
"Why, no. We're all half humans."
"Really? I never would have guessed. I guess you chose to side with the humans, huh? If so, then you should be killing me, then."
"Huh? Why should we?"
"I'm half human too, but I decided to side with the mazokus." In fact, I'm their king. Yuuri added quietly.
"We didn't choose to side with the humans or demons. It's just that if we don't kill them, they'll kill us."
"Really? So you really don't know anything about me?"
"Huh? What about you?"
"I'm a double black, and I'm wearing pure black clothes."
"Yes, but double blacks are common here in this world. And besides, it's common for people to wear pure black sometimes."
"Ah, I see. So this really must be a different world."
"Hey, now that I notice it, you said you're half human, right?" Gojyo asked.
"Yes…"
"How come you're not wearing any limiters? And are you dyeing your hair and putting contact lens on?"
"No, it's my natural hair and eye color. And what are limiters?"
"But half humans should have red hair and eyes, unless they were turned into a demon and are wearing limiters…"
This is going to be harder to explain than they thought…
End of chapter
A/N: So how did you like it? Please read and review… I need five positive reviews in order to inspire me to update! If you wanna know who's behind this, you have to follow the story… XD