Warning for those who accidentally clicked on to this M fic, and a notification for those who purposely did so. Though this is way out side my usual range, I've decided to do something naughty for a change. This fic will allow me to use words and situations I can't use in my other T fics(listed under a different author name)I will be using more mature humor(which means immature) and I can go further with the many sex scenes you will encounter. This is a fic for guys, and the sexual scenes are all that guys would appreciate. Don't expect love making, this is gonna be all out banging by pokemon characters, dont worry, they dont have any relations with the pokemon, like there are in some fics. Eww.
This is a fic for men, by a man, no complaining can be done, women can't complain either. you've been warned girls...and loser wussy guys. you know who you are. Ash and Brock are the guys that run the fic(Misty does too) but the guys portray what real men think about, in their heads they will express what I and hopefully all of you think about when your looking at an attractive female. not just 'she's pretty' like i read in some fics, pff this is gonna blow that crap away and show what we guys really think about, and how we act. You girls are welcome to review though, and if you get turned on through out the course of this series, god I want you to email me a pic of your self.
Let it begin:(oh and it's not all just sex. There's stories and conversations and such...mostly about sex, in case you can't handle just sex. Most of this first chapter has no sex what so ever)
Poke'Sexuals
"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy 18th, dear Ashy. Happy birthday to you!" a crowded dining room full of people sang to the new adult, Ash Ketchum.
"Make a wish, son!" Mrs. Ketchum told her boy. He thought about the wish, and blew out the candles. Everyone cheered.
Amongst the people that were cheering for him, were of course his mother, his first poke'mon Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Tracey, Gary, Professor Oak, May, Max, his uncle- Dan, and Mr. Mime.
"What did you wish for, Ash?" Misty asked, holding out a glass of 7Up.
"It's none of your business." he said back.
"Oh come con! You can tell us." Misty took a sip of her clear soda beverage.
"Can I jut open my presents now?" Ash turned to his mom.
"Of course, sweetie." she picked up some gifts off the floor and placed them in front of her son.
About 45 minutes after he opened his presents, the party had truly started. Max and the poke'mon were out in the back yard throwing water balloons at each other, while the older people were all in conversations. Professor Oak, Delia Ketchum, and Tracey Sketchit were all talking about cleaning products in the kitchen. Brock and Ash's uncle stood in the living room chatting, while Ash and the girls sat at the dining room table.
"So Ash, have you matured yet?" Misty teased him, she and May followed with laughter.
"Err. Of course I've matured. I've been matured for years." Ash angrily said.
"Oh Ash, your so easily angered." May said, she laughed along with Misty.
"I am not!" he denied.
"Of course you are. We both know the only things males can express is sexual feelings, humor, and anger." Misty
"So...at least I don't have a period." Ash crossed his arms and smiled, confident in his come back.
"But..." Misty's eyes welled up with tears and she started to cry. May took her in her arms.
"Ash how could you say that?!" May glared at him.
"I'm sorry, it's just I didn't know what to say and-and-and-"
"And you didn't realize i was faking this?" Misty came out of her crying stance and smiled at her friend. She and May both giggled.
"Girls are such bitches." Ash muttered.
Meanwhile in the living room stood Brock and Dan, talking about something they both had deep interest in. "I'm telling you there's so many horny sluts there. You'd love it." Dan told the friend of his nephew with much enthusiasm.
"Where is this place again?" Brock asked, drinking out of a beer bottle. Filler Lite.
"It's North of Pewter City. Right in between the Indigo Plateau and Mt. Moon."
"And there's slutty girls every where you say?" Brock asked
"No, HOT slutty girls. They want sex all the time. They have libidos like men. If you want more sex than you can handle, you better go there." Dan said, and gulped down the last of his beer.
"Hell yeah I want more sex than I can handle. Especially since I've never had it even once." Brock too drank the remainder of his beer.
"It's definitely worth abandoning your friends over, that's for sure."
"What is?" Gary asked, coming out of the bathroom.
"Uh..." Brock didn't want Gary to know about the place at all, since he already had so many girls "We were talking about...Disney World. It's worth abandoning your friends over."
"What?" Gary raised an eyebrow "Fuck no it's not. You must be a complete wussy. And here I thought you were the cool one in your group." Gary laughed as he exited the room.
"Why didn't you want him to know we were talking about Horn Top?" Dan asked.
"He's had plenty of girls, he doesn't need to know about that place." Brock explained
"He already knows. He goes there at least once a year to get him some easy action."
"...Oh..." was all Brock could say in response. Then he heard a conversation going in the dining room.
"So what are you planning do, now that there isn't an open league in sight at the moment?" Oak asked.
"I'm not sure yet." Ash said.
Brock ran into the kitchen to see everyone there, except for Max and the poke'mon who were still playing with water balloons outside.
"I think you deserve well rested vacation time." Tracey suggested.
"That sounds appealing." Ash smiled and everyone laughed.
"Not too long of a vacation or you'll become lazy." Misty said.
"Who says you get to choose the length of time?" Ash asked her, with an angry look.
"Misty's right, son. You can't take too long of a break. A month will be fine." his mom said, while rubbing his shoulders "Besides, you can help me do chores, so you wont be completely rested."
Brock thought he better act now if he wanted his way. "I have an idea, Ash." he stepped further into the room so everyone could see him. They all had their attention on him, Dan stood behind him. "There's a town, more like a resort up in the mountains which is a perfect vacation destination."
"Oh?" Professor Oak questioned
"Yes. It's in a very beautiful location. Lots of trees, gorgeous rivers and streams. And it's peaceful too." Brock had no idea what it looked like, but this was the best way to convince his friends to go.
"I don't know..." Misty wasn't too sure about it.
"You'd love it, Misty. We'll get to stay in a comfy cabin with a fire place. There's a hot tub on the balcony, which circles the cabin. There's a great view of a river and all the trees. Wild stantler sometimes come out to feed on the grass. You'll love it." Brock finished, with a sweat drop on his forehead. He quickly wiped it away.
"It does sound kind of romantic." Misty said, blushing at the fantasies she was day dreaming about.
"So let's go!" Brock threw his fist in the air with glee.
"But I'm not sure I can stay away from my mom for that long again." Ash said sadly.
'Stupid Ash. What the hell man. I'm gonna cut his dick off if he keeps acting like a pussy...oh wait, he doesn't know the truth about the place yet. Hehehe.' Brock thought, now smiling.
Gary crossed his arms and smirked, he knew what Brock was up to. "Oh come on, Ash. Your gonna have to live on your own some day, you might as well take this shot as practice." Gary told him.
Brock looked to Gary 'Sounds like he wants his rival to get some action, odd.' Brock thought, but his smile grew bigger in anticipation.
"Well...all right. Let's go...to where is it exactly?" Ash asked, and put a finger to his lips.
"It's Horn Top. It's in the mountains." Brock told him.
"Let's go to Horn Top!" Ash exclaimed, he and Brock high fived each other.
'Fuck yes!' Brock yelled in his very excited mind.
Later than night, Ash was in his room with Pikachu, packing up to leave in the morning. "Though I'm kind of sad about having to leave Mom again, I am kind of excited about what's in store." he said to his poke'mon.
"Pika." he nodded and smiled
"Hope there's girls there." Ash smiled, that's all he could think about. Now that he turned 18, he was in his sexual prime, meaning he'd be thinking about sex more often than he already was, and he'd recover his stamina faster after having sex. But 18 year old Ash Ketchum was still a virgin, so he wanted to have sex more than ever at this point.
He did always have a special eye on Misty, and had feelings for her that he sometimes thought was more than just a crush. But right now...he just wanted to get laid...BADLY!
He packed a razor and some shaving cream, his clothes and underwear, his poke'dex and money. He also packed several magazines. 'Pokemon Trainer' mags, and few Playboy magazines he just received from Brock for his birthday.
The new man finished packing and crawled into bed with Pikachu and turned out the light. He would dream of naked girls, but little does he know, he's gonna see plenty of them where he's going...
At about 6 in the morning, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, and Brock all left the town of Pallet. Brock had him self a 99 Kia geep. That's what they drove in through the Viridian forest, through Pallet Town, and up the mountains until they finally reached Horn Top at 3:15pm. A long 9 hour drive finally came to an end.
They got out of the car and each took a sigh of relief and stretched. "Whew!" Brock was the most relieved, since he drove the entire time.
"I hope this was worth the drive." Ash said.
Brock grinned, and then quickly frowned, realizing that he just met Ash's uncle and couldn't really trust him since he had never seen him before. He hoped to god that he was right about this being a major slut town.
"Oh my god. It's beautiful." Misty squealed at the sight of their cabin. It was just as Brock described it. He hit it dead on with his lie. The log cabin had a patio which circled half of it, there was a hot tub as well. They carried their luggage inside to see it was much bigger inside than it looked outside.
There was a couch, two recliners, and a fire place, a television inside an entertainment center. The living room, kitchen and dining room was all one big room, but big enough that it didn't look like it.
Down the hall was a bathroom, a large storage closet, a small bedroom with bunk beds, and a large bedroom across from it.
Upstairs was one big bedroom with two beds and another bathroom. "Wow." Misty said, while looking throughout their new home for the next month.
"Who gets what room?" Ash asked.
"I call the downstairs master bedroom." Brock ran into his room with his bags.
"I call the upstairs room." Misty ran upstairs with her back pack and luggage.
"So i get...the small bunk bed room?" Ash asked, sad, and his head lowered.
Soon out came Brock and Misty, they both looked at each other, it looked like they felt bad for their younger friend. "Yep." Brock's emotion suddenly turned happy
"That's right." Misty's emotion changed as well and they disapeared back into their new rooms.
Ash sighed and moved his stuff into his new SMALL room with Pikachu.
Hours later after each took a nap and got settled in, Ash and Brock were sitting in chairs on the patio. "Hey Brock." Ash started after about 15 minutes of nothing being said.
"Yeah."
"Um, I think I can tell you what my birthday wish was."
"Oh?" he turned to his friend "Why not keep it a secret?"
"Because, you'll understand this more than any one else that was at the party yesterday."
"Oh. All right, if you really want to tell me, let her rip."
"Ok, well...my wish was...to lose...to lose my virginity." Ash finally said
Brock perked up in his chair. "Really?...that's my wish too." he chuckled
"You mean your still a virgin?" Ash asked him
"Sadly, yeah. But now I have something to tell you that's gonna blow your mind...and soon your man hood." Brock scooted his chair closer to Ash. "The reason I chose this place is because the girls here are wild and horny and slutty. They'll put out with you without even having to take them on a date."
"Wha? No way." Ash turned his head, he didn't believe his older friend at all.
"It's true. In fact let's go meet our neighbors and see if they're chicks. I bet that if a girl opens the door she'll sink her claws into you right there and then." Brock got up and walked down the stairs to the ground.
"I don't believe it." Ash still didn't know what to make of Brock's crazy story.
"Come on." Brock marched back up there and pulled him off the chair.
They soon found them selves at the door of the cabin right of them. Brock knocked on the door loudly, as he anticipated a hot chick to answer. Out stepped a shirtless man who just wore gym shorts. He was very muscular, he looked like a body builder who worked out daily. "Can I help you?" the man asked with raised eyebrow.
"Uh...no. We're your new neighbors. Just wanted to say hi. hi." Brock said, disappointed. Ash waved to the man.
"Unless your a chick, I dont care." he slammed the door in their faces.
"Ok, next neighbor, the cabin to our left." Brock pointed and they quickly got to the next cabin. He knocked on the door, and out stepped a young man their age.
He too was muscular, but not quite as much as the last guy. He had facial scars, and wore a blue shirt and blue jeans. "What up?" he nodded his head.
"Hey, we're your new neighbors and wanted to introduce our selves." Brock said through his disappointment of finding another dude living next to them.
"That's pretty gay man." the guy pointed and laughed at Brock.
"I'm Ash, and the guy you called gay is Brock." Ash said.
"I'm Bryan." he poked himself in the chest.
Coming into the picture from behind Bryan was a blue haired girl, a familiar blue haired girl. "Dawn?!" Ash and Bryan asked.
"Yeah. Hi guys. What are you doing here?" she asked, curiously, but with a happy smile.
"We're taking a vacation here for a month." Ash replied.
"What are you doing here?" Brock asked her
"I was doing some training here and met Bryan. Now he's my boyfriend." Dawn wrapped her arms around her boyfriend's stomach.
"It's good to see you." Ash said.
"You too." Dawn smiled again
"Yeah-yeah. Blah-blah-blah. Let's go to the bedroom." Bryan shut the door in his new neighbor's faces.
"Guess there aren't any girls next door do us." Brock said, sadly.
"Oh well. I'm hungry. Let's eat." Ash put his hand on his growling stomach, and they went back home, where Brock started a barbecue.
Inside sat Ash in the recliner closest to the television. He was watching a TV show called Two and a Half Men, starring Charlie Sheen. He smiled at one of the sexual jokes Charlie made, and then out of the corner of his eye he noticed a terrific sight.
Misty had walked out of the bathroom and out of the hall after taking a shower. She wore nothing but a towel wrapped around her beautiful shaped female body. She was perfect and curvy, the way Ash...and all men liked it. Her hair was down past her shoulders, and still damp from the shower. Ash watched and drooled as she walked to the fridge to get something to drink.
'Oh god. I hope her towel falls off so I can see her naked.' he thought. His dick got hard as it grew in size. "Ahh." he kept as quiet as he could as his hard cock tried to escape the prison of his pants.
"Hey Ash." Misty smiled at him as she held a water bottle in her hands, then she walked back down the hall.
Ash got off his seat and ran into his bed room to release him self.
After eating dinner, Ash found him self back in his small room, writing in his journal. "Today me and Pikachu and Misty and Brock all enjoyed our selves in our first day in the cabin. We met the neighbors, who turned about to be two guys, not what Brock was expecting. And it turns out that Dawn lives in Horn Top too.-
"-But the best part was when Misty came out of the shower wearing just a towel. Man she looked so hot! I really want to bang her so bad. I want to bang any girl as a matter of fact. Oh and I also recorded the length of my penis today too. Turns out it's 6.5 inches. Not bad considering the average length is 5.8 inches. Oh and hopefully what Brock said is true. That the girls here are horny sluts."
he finished his entry, closed it, and got under the covers with Pikachu to get some sleep.
In the morning Ash got out of bed, brushed his teeth and walked outside to feel the morning air. He stepped out the door to see Brock...and Bryan talking. "Uh..."
"Hey, Ash, take a seat." Brock said, pointing to the chair next to him.
"Ok." Ash sat down in the chair beside Brock and Bryan.
"We were talking about the girls here, my friend." Brock grinned.
"Yep. All the chicks here are fucking dirty whores." Bryan said, nodding and smiling. "Most of them you dont even have to say anything to them. They'll just come up to you, grab your balls, and tell you to follow them to a secluded area and go nuts on their ass, pardon the pun."
"I find that hard to believe." Ash said.
"There's a reason why. It's because that's the way the girls were raised around here. They think their place in life is letting us fuck them. Which is the way it should be throughout the rest of the world. But here and Europe are the only two places like that." Bryan said.
"I'll believe it when I see it." Ash said, and went inside to get dressed. After he got dressed in his usual adventure clothing, he decided to take a walk around, to get to know the place. He left Pikachu behind, since he was still sleeping.
He walked down a dirt road, shifting his gaze back and fourth between the trees and other cabins. Not too many other people were outside with him. He eventually entered the main part of Horn Top where the restaurants and shops were. More people were in this part of the village.
He smiled at the sight of a restaurant and walked over to it. He went inside, just a few people were in there with him. An old man in the corner drank coffee and read the newspaper by him self. The other two were a couple of girls his age sitting together. One was a brunette, the other a blond. Ash walked up to order a bite to eat. Both girls noticed him right away.
Meanwhile back at the cabin, Misty awoke to find the place completely deserted. "Wonder where everyone is? Oh well. At least i get the place to my self." she smiled and walked out on to the patio.
Bryan noticed her from his patio. His jaw dropped when he saw how 'Incredibly hot she is.' he thought.
She wore her short yellow top, and had on a yellow bikini bottom to match it. With every slight move she made, her legs rubbing against each other, made Bryan hornier and hornier. He had to have her.
Back at the restaurant Ash sat at a table, eating pancakes when a brunette girl approached him. She wore a white t-shirt and baby blue jeans. But all Ash noticed about her was the nice full C rack she was sporting.
"Hi. Are you Ash Ketchum?" she asked and took a seat across from him.
Ash gulped the mouth full of food he had and nodded. "Yes."
"Oh my god! I am a huge fan of yours!" she squealed. "I've always wanted to meet you." she took his hands in hers.
"Really?" he blushed, having never gotten this kind of greeting from a fan before.
The girl examined his hands, she knew you could tell the size of a guy's member by the size of his hands. 'Your big, Mr. Ketchum.' she thought.
"So, what's your name?" Ash asked.
"I'm Jill." she said, still holding his hands.
"Ok." he smiled
"Do you want to come over to my house after breakfast?" Jill asked, seductively.
"Ok." he nodded, and started to sweat.
"I'll finish up with my friend, and you finish up here. I'll meet you afterwards." she walked away from the table to her friend.
"Ok." Ash gulped.
Back at the cabin, Misty continued to lean over the patio, looking at the scenery. "Sure is beautiful." she said to her self.
"Sure is." the voice of an unfamiliar male said.
Misty turned to see a man wearing all blue standing not too far from her. She gasped in shock "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm your neighbor, baby. I came over to make you happier than you've ever been." he said, as he advanced on her.
"What are you talking about?"
he took her arms and nailed her against the wall of the cabin. "I'm gonna do you so good, baby." he said, and kissed the right side of her neck.
"What are you doing?! Get off me!" she pushed him forward.
"What did you do that for? Don't you want to have sex?" he asked, very confused with her action.
"Hell no! Get off my property, ass hole!" she yelled, and went inside. "God, what a freaking jerk." she said, and walked away from the door.
"What a fucking bitch." Bryan said, upset, and walked back to his home.
Again, back at the restaurant, Ash finished his breakfast, and Jill finished hers too. Now the two were walking to her house. They got there, and Jill led him inside to the living room, where she sat him down on the couch. She stayed standing in front of him.
"Ok...so now what?" he asked. He didn't need a response with words, cuz he soon found out. Jill slowly removed her shirt, Ash's eyes widened and his jaw dropped, drool dripped from his tongue to his shirt. Her belly button was unveiled, followed by her pink bra-covered boobs. She had removed the shirt completely and threw it to the side.
Ash's dick got harder and harder in his pants. He had never been this close to a topless chick before. "Oh wow." he said, as he looked at her cleavage. Jill sat down on his lap, facing towards him. She put her hands behind his head and kissed him on the lips.
Ash kissed back, and roamed her bare back with his hands. He moved them upwards to her bra, where he attempted to unhook it. 'Oh my god! I'm making out with a girl! Her ass is pushed into my cock. God this is awesome.' he thought.
The girl lifted up his shirt and threw it behind the couch. He grew hotter and sweatier, as she moved her firm ass around his lap. "Time to give you what you want." she said, and got up off of him, and kneeled down on the floor in front of him.
Ash knew what was coming next 'I can't believe this is happening. Is this a dream? Holy shit.' he thought, his heart beat a million times a second. Then she moved her hands up his thighs and to the top of his pants. She unbuttoned and unzipped it, and slid his pants right off of him, and laid them next to him on the couch.
"You look big under there." she said, at the sight of the big cock shaped bulge under his boxers. Then she put her hands behind her back and unhooked her bra.
'Yes. I'm gonna see her boobs.' he thought. She took the bra off and tossed it behind her. Ash's jaw dropped and his heart beat even faster "Oh cool." he said out loud, and starred at her c cup breasts, and those big pink nipples. He wanted to grab them so bad. Jill giggled. Then she reached her hands out to pull down his boxers.
First she rubbed his boxer-covered dick with her hand, exciting him more and more 'Oh man. Oh man.' she then slowly pulled them off, his extremely hard dick slapped his bare stomach, with the sound of the slap to go with it. "Someone's excited." she said.
'Touch it, touch it, touch it!' he screamed in his head.
She wrapped her right hand around his 6 and a half inch cock, and began the motion of a hand job. 'It feels so much better when she does it.' he thought, and closed his eyes, where he just pictured his cock inside of her.
It started out slow and then she worked him faster. Ash moaned and opened his eyes to see her work in action. "Mmm."
she slowed down and then came to a halt. Ash watched as she licked her lips, then she dove in and put her mouth over the head of his dick. "Ohh." Ash was ready for the blow job to begin.
She sucked his head slowly, but with much force. Ash couldn't believe the pleasure he was feeling 'Oh my god! This is so incredible! Oh fuck yeah!' he tried to keep his hands away from her, as to let her keep working. He put them behind his head. "Keep going." he ordered her.
She continued to suck his dick again and again and again, while also pressing her tongue against the head to apply more pressure.
"Ah, ooh. Oh yes." he kept his moans and groans as quiet as he could. Then he took his hands out from behind his head and put them on the back of her head to he could push her down faster. Jill appreciated it because she knew he was really feeling it now.
She tightened her mouth around his cock as tight as she could and moved up and down faster. "Oh yeah!" Ash yelled 'God-oh god-oh god-oh god-oh god-oh yes. Yes-yes.' he said in his mind and moaned out loud. "Im coming." he said.
Jill slowed down and removed her mouth from him. Then she put her hand back on there and worked him hard and fast. "OH...oh...yeah." Ash panted and fell back in the couch after his cum squirted all over his thighs and Jill's hand. Jill gasped for air, and licked her lips.
"Did you enjoy?" she asked.
"...Yes." Ash answered softly.
A couple hours later Ash, Pikachu, Misty, and Brock all sat out in the patio in their chairs, looking up at the sky. "So how does everyone like it here so far?" Brock asked, his hands behind his head.
Visions of Jill sucking his dick came to Ash's mind. "I really like it." he smiled, and felt him self get hard "And I think i'm gonna like it more as time goes on." he put his hands on his lap and softy rubbed the area with his fingers to not create a scene.
I hope you enjoyed chapter one. This fic was meant to make you laugh, and make you horny. As chapters move along, expect more than just a lousy blow job. Girls are welcome to enjoy and review this fic too. I'd be happy to know there are some cool chicks out there that like this stuff!