Title: AkuRoku day!
By: slytherinette
Rating: PG13/T
Summary: Roxas has a problem with AkuRoku Day
"I have a problem."
Axel made a noise that could have meant he was paying attention or was just half asleep and just made a noise. Roxas frowned hard at the red head before picking up a pillow then slamming it against Axel's face.
"Wake the fuck up, I have a problem!"
Axel sat up, rubbing his now sore nose. "What the hell, Roxas! What is it? I'm trying to sleep."
Roxas just gave him a flat look then reiterated "I have a problem."
"Well I do too, you aren't letting me sleep!" but when Roxas just seemed to fume more, Axel finally rolled his eyes then responded with a sigh. "What is it?"
"This 'AkuRoku Day' thing... It's not going to work out."
Axel looked almost hurt then scowled. "You weren't complaining about it while fan girls all over the world were writing me pounding you into whatever they had me pounding you into."
"That's not it!"
"Or when you just now had that pretty little mouth wrapped around my…"
"Axel!" Roxas snapped, "They have us do that every day, I'm used to it."
The red head just looked confused. "So? AkuRoku Day is about celebrating us and our sex drives... oh and our relationship or whatever, the bonding over sea salt ice cream and stuff." A thoughtful look came across his face. "Speaking of sea salt ice cream…"
"Axel, it's not that! The problem is that this thing is just going to grow." He looked slightly panicked now, pacing back and forth.
"Grow?" Axel asked. "What do you mean, grow?"
"EVERYONE is going to want a day!"
Axel blinked, clearly not getting what his irate friend was getting at.
"8/13 is Axel/Roxas day huh?" Roxas hissed. "Well, what do you think 1/8 will be?"
Axel visibly paled. "Oh…"
"Yeah... Oh. And 9/8? That's less then a month away."
Axel jumped up, clearly as panicked now as Roxas was. "Oh, fuck! What about 2/2? People are gonna start demanding Xigbar masturbation stories!" He ran his hand though his hair. "Fanfiction dot net will have an over load. AFF dot net will be completely taken over by Vexen/Vexen fans!"
"Axel..." Roxas shifted back and forth. "It's not even that ether!" Axel looked at Roxas, finally seeing just how distressed the young Key of Destiny was.
"Roxas… what's wrong?"
"Well... there are only 12 months..."
"And?"
"Well, without a 13th month, I wont ever get to be on top."
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TOTAL crack! Just had to be written... And plot bunnies that needed planting.
Happy AkuRoku day!