A/N: YAYS!!!! NEW FANFICTION!!! This time in Tsubasa... my second obsession! I'm gonna have fun torturing Syaoran! Umm... NO FLAMES! Criticism is nice and go easy please... this is my first Tsubasa humor fic... NOW A WORD FROM OUR VICTIM... I MEAN HERO!!!!

Syaoran: DISCLAIMER: Umm...The author does not own Tsubasa. Now can you please give me back my chocolate bunnies? (twitch, twitch from lack of chocolate for the last two minutes)

Author: NEVER! (Stuffs them into her mouth)

The evening moon was beautiful and the breeze was just right. Sakura put her head on the balcony's rail and enjoyed the calm wind. This new world they entered was a quiet sort of city with peaceful residents and large apartments that overlooked the skyscrapers and everything…

"Sakura-chan?" a voice disturbed her thoughts… She turned to see Fai holding a blanket, "You shouldn't be out here in the cold without a blanket."

"Fai-san," she greeted, smiling gently. He laid the blanket over her shoulders and sat next to her.

"What are you doing out here on a night like this?" Fai asked slyly with a mischievous grin that our poor naïve princess could not see, "Could you be thinking about Syaoran-kun?"

At this mention, Sakura blushed ten shades of red and pulled the blanket over her head, shyly. She had always had a secret crush over the boy and a feeling that she had known him her whole life.

"You know what?" Fai tapped his chin thoughtfully, "I think you I have a way you can tell if he likes you back." He slid a glance at her and saw that her face had turn a few more shades red.

"Tell me!" she demanded. This was turning very unbearable for her. Fai's grin turned wider as he whispered something into her ear.

"Now, you need to know his weaknesses and hit them in the right places and at the right times," Fai explained. A confused look swept over her face.

"Why would I need to know that?" Sakura deadpanned.

"Because," Fai told her, "If he really loves you, then he'll forgive you right off the bat."

"Oh!" she smiled back, "I see! I'll do it! Thank you, Fai-san! Good night!" And she rushed back into her bedroom. Kurogane stepped from his place in the shadows and sat in Sakura's place.

"You heard everything?" Fai asked, a small smile appearing on his features.

"You know the next few weeks are going to be hell, right?" Kurogane replied. Fai nodded.

"WHICH IS WHY I'LL HAVE THESE!" Fai exclaimed, dramatically pulled out earplugs.

"YOU DAMN MAGE!!" Kurogane smacked him back, "YOU'LL WAKE UP THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!"

"WAI!!" Fai started to mock-cry, "Kuro-wanwan hit me!" And he broke into a run.

"GET BACK HERE, YOU DAMN WIZARD!!!" And Kurogane followed after him in a maddening frenzy.

Yep, and thus our hellish tale will begin with a very irked Syaoran in the end…

A/N: This may sound like a romance fic and is slightly is... but it's mainly humor. Okay... next chapter will be out very soon.