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When all your dreams come true

"I'm pregnant"

"Yes! Oh holy Mary mother of GOD! YES!" Naruto screamed, jumped, hollered and laughed all at the same time. At the sudden moment his bones felt like they were set on automatic. He jittered with happiness and he couldn't even keep still. Overall, he could hear a melodious laugh of his lover over the line. Everyone gave a quick breathy release of relief.

"Shit! I'm gonna be a dad! Me! Dad! An-and you too, Sasuke!" He put his hands through his hair quickly and he realized the grin was starting to cramp his jaw. But he couldn't stop wiggling in his place. Sasuke laughed again and agreed fully.

"Well I'm on my home Naruto, so I'll see you-"

"Home!" Naruto interrupted quickly, "I'm going home, too! I'll be there!" He looked around quickly until his eyes caught Konohamaru and he grinned. "Kid. Can you take over for me?" Naruto started jumping in place again., obvious excitement rocking his legs. Konohamaru pointed to himself in shock and nodded slowly. He always wanted to teach, really. He was in shock. Too many good things were happening at the same time. There wasn't a sign of sadness is sight. A grin was pasted on every student in the classroom.

"Alright Sasu. I'll meet you at home? Alright?" He asked anxiously. Sasuke agreed and exchanged their goodbyes. Naruto immediately started jumping in his place again. He mumbled to screamed as he gathered his things for his quick leave. Gathering his bag and papers he quickly jet through the classroom door, wishing Konohamaru luck.

He ripped out of door and went straight across the hall to Sakura's classroom. She was in the middle of reading a passage from a book in her hand and writing something relevant to it on the whiteboard. When the door banged open she jumped, squeaked and dropped the dry-erase marker all at the same time, which also startled a few of her students who were silently working.

"Sakura! Sakura!" He ran and grabbed her shoulders and started to shake her furiously.

"Wh-What Narut-to!" Her words came out jumbled as she couldn't quite keep her head still with all the shaking. Naruto quickly stopped and looked at her with giant grin.

"It's Sasuke! We did it Sakura! I'm gonna be a daddy! Can you believe it?!" He clasped her shoulders and gave a small quick shake again. She seemed to take a moment to register this, but when she did she let out an inhumanely happy scream and jumped up and down with Naruto, urging him to do the same.

"Finally! My god. I'm so happy for you Naruto!" He thanked her quickly and nodded. Sakura quickly gasped and her eyes glittered. "Does this mean I'm an auntie? Have you thought of names yet? Do you have baby supplies? Can you-" Naruto cut her off with a quick frantic wave.

"We'll talk later Sakura. I have to get home to Sasuke!" He gave her a very quick hug which she returned the best she could and he zoomed out the door. She couldn't stop smiling the rest of the day. Her students were left in a confusion, but didn't quite care as much when she announced that there was no homework.

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Sasuke sat on the plush red couch in their living room, anxious to the point of fidgeting. He kept biting his lip quickly and smiling. Often he would stand up and start pacing in small circles before sitting down and fidgeting again. Itachi was in the kitchen chopping tomatoes and honeydew for he and Sasuke. He was always switching between a light smile and a grin every time he thought of his little brother's bundle of joy.

He gently put the slices of tomatoes on a small plate. He chuckled at the thought of wanting to put them in the shape of a smiley face and brushed it off. He carried the plate and a small cereal bowl of honeydew to the den and sat next to Sasuke. He put both of the snacks on the small coffee table in front of them.

"Little brother. Your quite antsy. Try to be a little calmer." Itachi chuckled and crabbed a small cube of honeydew from his bowl. He placed half of it in his mouth and bit down while Sasuke reached for the plate of tomatoes. He stopped and smiled before it reached his lips and looked to the older Uchiha.

"You can't say you weren't as excited as I am. I just can't wait 'til he gets home." He finally shoved the fruit in his mouth and savored it like a god's nectar. Itachi let out a small laugh and nodded.

"I was. I was so excited, I jumped on you, remember?" He laughed again and ate another piece of the green colored fruit. Of course Sasuke remembered. He had almost broken his wrist when his older brother suddenly jumped on him with not even an utter of a warning. Let alone he could hardly understand the poor man.

"I have to admit, I am being a little hypocritical aren't I? But never the less, being calm is what you really need to work on Sasuke. I know you." Sasuke nodded and crossed his legs on the couch. He turned his body towards his brother and stuck the plate of tomatoes in his lap.

"Itachi, what was it like?" Sasuke asked suddenly. It slightly caught Itachi off guard before he smiled and turned his attention to his little brother, sitting the same way he was with the bowl of fruit in his lap.

"Well, it wasn't easy. At first it was exciting of course. I was going to be a mom and I wanted her to be there right then. But being patient was the worst process of the whole nine months. But it's all worth it in the end." He placed a piece of honeydew in his mouth and began to talk around it.

"But after a while the morning sickness kicked in. It wasn't really all thatbad. Just like a bad case of flu, y'know?" He swallowed the food in his mouth before continuing. "After that the mood swings kicked in and I swear, I felt so bad for Kakashi. Even to this day I feel bad for making him handle me like that." Itachi shook his head twice and chuckled lightly.

"Handle you? What's so hard about that?" The younger of the two asked before indulging in the plate of fruits again.

"They were horrendous, Sasuke. I would go from the happiest person on the world to terribly suicidal in a matter of seconds. If I was ever mad I was down right cruel and degrading." Itachi shook his head again and this time sighed. Sasuke let out a low whistle and slightly set a hand to rest on his stomach. He wished that his imagination was broad enough to be able too feel what it would be like to have the full living organism inside of him.

"And that's not even the worst part. The cravings you might get will be fascinating." Itachi suddenly continued dragging his little brother from his thoughts. "At the time I adored it, but I will never look at sidewalk chalk the same way again." He grimaced and shuddered slightly. "I don't even remember how I got it. I think it was in supply closet, but, Kakashi had to hide it somewhere after that episode.." Itachi stuck out his tongue and made a 'plehk' sound while Sasuke laughed at his shenanigans.

"But in a way it was great because Kakashi was there for me every time I needed something." Itachi suddenly looked very hard at Sasuke. "And I know you don't like accepting help from others, but you really need to let Naruto help you, Sasuke. It's what he's there for and it's going to be instinct even if it's just the smallest things. You need to let him help you." The oldest Uchiha scolded. Sasuke's upper lip twitched slightly at the thought of being helped with everything. It was worth it at least and he was sure to get used to it. He silently urged him to continue.

"After that its mostly back pains and other things. But no matter what, you have to wait and cherish that one moment when your baby kicks for the first time." Itachi seemed to smile at the memory. "It was the best part and every time she kicked it reminded me of how much I truly wanted that baby." He shook his head lightly and smiled a bit wider as he went in-depth with the memory in his own mind. In a moment he was back on his train of thought and made eye contact with his little brother again.

"I really am happy for you Sasuke." Itachi muttered out in a low voice. It was the first time he really said it and it made Sasuke's heart bubble in a nauseously good way. He went to open his mouth to say something but the front door busted open. It swung so fast that it made a sickening 'thunk' and a rattle on the other wall, obviously doing some sort of damage. Sasuke spared himself the thought of a hole in his precious wall and whipped his head around to look towards the entrance. His eyes met a frenzied pair of deep sky blue orbs and he sprung from his couch to meet Naruto in a grasping hug. They both laughed until tears sprung at the corners of their eyes.

"I can't even believe it.." The blond whispered and leaned his head against his lover's. His eyes closed and he hummed contently. "It feels like it hasn't even sunken in yet."

"I know. I know. But you're gonna be a dad now." Sasuke whispered back. His arms were under Naruto's and joined in the middle of his shoulders while Naruto gently had his hands placed on each side of Sasuke's face.

"And technically, you're going to be a mom." Naruto grinned and they both laughed again.

Nearest to them on the red couch was Itachi with a rare sincere smile gracing his face. His heart bubbled with happiness for his brother and he couldn't even imagine if he felt this happy, how his brother felt right now. Itachi's thought stumbled on to his own daughter and his husband and the cheer rose another octave. He got up from the couch, leaving the two to themselves, and took his cell phone from the counter and hit the speed dial.

"Hello, love."

"I wish you would greet me as if you didn't have caller I.D." Itachi heard a chuckle from the other end of the line.

"I'm sorry. But I think I know why you called. How did everything go?"

"They did it Kakashi. They finally did it." Itachi smiled a bit wider while his husband let out a laugh of glee.

"They really did?! That's fantastic! I'll be over right away." Itachi nodded but then approved before clicking his tongue.

"And Kakashi? Would you mind bringing Kichi, too?" He smiled again at the thought of his daughter. He heard a car door and a beeping from Kakashi before he heard the door close and the car start.

"Of course, love. I'll be there soon."

"Thank you." They both hung up without saying goodbye. The older Uchiha leaned against the counter and sighed. Out of all the best moments in his life he could reflect on this as one of them. He was going to be an uncle. His brother was going to be a mom.

Back in the den the two were seated on the couch while Naruto talked animatedly about things that they would need and who they were going to tell. Sasuke nodded and listened while he added his two sense in every once and a while. They couldn't help but realize that all they're dreams were coming true right then and there. And everything was.. perfect.

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Why do I feel that this chapter sucks?

Oh. Maybe because it does.

And it's WAY shorter than the last one.

So cheesy. Want some macaroni with that? 8D

ARBEZ, bitch.

PS.

Summer's coming up.

Means that I'll update more than once a freaking year.

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