A/N- I got bored in Italy and decided to write this, as I can't write properly without my laptop. Don't worry, I do have ch. 6 of TMATNB planned out. This is just crack.

THE 10 FANFICTION COMMANDMENTS

1. Thou Shalt Ignore the Laws of Physics.

Because physics was made up by boring old men who've never even heard of Hot Topic.

2. Thou Shalt Give Someone a Makeover.

Because you can fill up tons of space with long, boring descriptions of clothes, plus you get to imagine them nekkid!

3. Thou Shalt Invent Bizarre Pairings.

Any pairing is possible under the name of crack!

4. Thou Shalt Claim Characters as Thine Own.

And, like, flame that bitch for, like, touching your man!!1!1one!1!eleven.

5. Thou Shalt Use l337 in Thy Author's Notes.

Wh0 u$3$ gr/\/\/\/\r //ywy?

6. Thou Shalt Write a High School A/U.

Always. In any genre. You are not a fanfic author without one. And it must be clichéd.

7. Thou Shalt Have at Least One Mary-Sue.

Even if you never write her, she exists, lurking with evil intent in the back of your mind.

8. Thou Shalt Plagiarize a Better Writer's Work.

Everybody does it! Call it inspiration, whatever, they thought of it first.

9. Thou Shalt Have No Plot.

SO overrated. Pointless rambling always gets reviews! (See that, there? Sarcasm.

10. Thou Shalt Deny All of the Above.

A/N- Guilty as charged. Treat a review as a confession of your sins, for which you will be granted absolution. Bless thee, my children.