Hi everyone *screams of many horrified readers echo throughout the world as they realize this deranged author-ess is still alive* Umm…well here more TWISTED fun for all of you!! Mew-Two is umm umm goooooooood!!!

Growing Up

He was beautiful, our little boy. Mew-Two seemed pleased with how our new child had turned out, I was ecstatic. Our child, Mewryn, had my eyes and nose and his father's tail and cute ears and hands. He could already speak telepathically and was very demanding. Mew-Two took special interest in him as I knew he would. After all he is the boy's father. Many a day I would watch them as they destroyed various replaceable things, a warm glow suffusing my entire being.

How can I describe the degree of joy I felt? I know I can't but I will give it a valiant try. Every time I looked upon Mewryn I felt as if my heart would lift out of my body and when I saw him playing with his daddy I wanted to cry in happiness. I spent many lazy night's cuddling him as I read various stories and taught him all the basics he would need for preschool in the coming years.

The only argument Mew-Two and I had was over our son's education. He wanted Mewryn to be home schooled. We had to "keep him away from the morally degrading and mentally stagnating influence of the parasitic abominations known as humans." I disagreed. I felt that every child needs proper education and neither of us was capable of teaching our growing tyke everything he would need to know in a changing world. This issue became a sore spot in our relationship, but we finally reached a compromise: he would attend human school during the weekdays, but during the weekends Mew-Two would teach him what he 'really' needed to learn.

Once again everything was perfect. I know every marriage has a few rough spots, but true love smoothes everything over in time. I never once lost faith in my extraordinarily amazing love and I never ceased to adore him as the supreme being he is.

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School Days

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