50 Things Syaoran Is Not Allowed To Do:

1. look up Sakura's skirt

2. ...while she sitting

3. ...when she falls

4. ...when the wind blows

5. look down Sakura's shirt

6. ...when they hug

7. ...after they kiss

8. feel Sakura up

9. ...even on accident

10. tell Touya about his experiences with Sakura

11. ...unless he wants to die

12. tell Eriol about his experiences with Sakura

13. ...unless he wants Sakura to break up with him

14. kiss Tomoyo

15. kiss Naoko

16. kiss Eriol

17. kiss anybody who's not Sakura

18. go into his sister's room

19. go into Meiling's room

20. make pictures with noodles

21. ...then give them to Sakura

22. get high then start singing Journey with Eriol

23. cross dress just to know howit feels in a skirt

24. ...then go to the mall

25. tell Sakura she's fat

26. ...or that her but looks big

27. tell Eriol he's fat

28. ...or that some regions look small

29. Tell anyone the are fat

30. ...unless true

31. ...even then!

32. go to the movies alone for a chick flick

33. ...or something mushy.

34. hack into Sakura's MySpace

35. ...and send himself love messages

36. steal nuclear bombs

37. ...and try to hide them in his backyard

38. Jack off to Hawthorn Heights

39. Cut himself when Sakura does break up with him

40. ...or when Eriol moves away

41. call anyone bambi

42. ...or thumper

43. ...or any other disney character

44. call having sex making babies

45. join a wet t-shirt contest

46. purpose to Sakura with a pen cap

47. ...or a soda tab

48. ...or anything else that isn't a ring

49. ...or fake diamonds

50. do math problems for the hell of it