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In the Cloister of Trials

"We're not doing it on the altar!"

"Why not?"

"Well… I can't really… think of anything… now, if you'd… just stop… doing that… for one second…"

"No…"

"But we can't… Ah!... do it here! It's holy ground, or some-oh!-thing!"

"Like that bothers you."

"No, but…ooh… the others'll – loud moan – be here soon."

"So we have to hurry up."

"Auron! Oh, holy machina! Ah! Faster!"

"I thought we weren't doing it on an altar."

"Too – shriek – late for that… uh!... now."

"We could stop…"

"No! Oh, ma-aaaah!-china, yes! Ah! Auron! Harder!"

"You – groan – might want to quiet – grunt – down, Rikku."

"Ca-can't, you – scream – meanie! Ah! There!"

-CLANG-

"You – grunt – broke the sphere, Rik- moan- ku."

"Oooooh! Auroooon!"

"Uhn… Rikku…"

"…-heavy breathing-…"

"…"

"I… s'pose we're stuck here."

"I suppose."

"Sooooo..."

"…"

"So, you wanna try the holy statue next?"

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