Hi Everyone! I got bored with my other fics and this idea just popped into my head so I just had to write it down. This is my first humor fic, I'm not even sure if I'm funny or not so please be nice.
Don't own Naruto.
Enjoy!!!
Chapter 1- Tsunade's brilliant plan.
Tsunade flung Tonton out the window in frustration.
"SHIZUNE, YOUR FAT PIG ATE ALL MY MONEY!" She yelled/howled/screamed.
"Tsunade-sama, please calm down." Shizune answered calmly.
Her eye twitched.
"SOME OLD SON OF A BITCH GOT YOU DRUNK LAST NIGHT AT THE BAR! YOU GAMBLED AWAY ALL YOUR MONEY! DON'T YOU REMEMBER?? AND NOW, YOU CAN'T PAY OFF KONOHA'S DEBTS, THE SHINOBI, AND…ME!!! PLUS, YOU CAN'T EVEN PAY FOR MY PIGS SURGERY, NOW THAT YOU'VE CHUCKED HIM OUT THE WINDOW!!!" Shizune said panting as she finished shouting.
Tsunade blinked.
"And my pig's not fat!"
Tsunade blinked again.
"Never mind your pig, Shizzy. We need money!"
"Since when do you call me Shizzy? Shizune asked her mentor with a questioning look.
"As of now! So what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? Screamed Tsunade as she started shaking Shizune violently.
After a couple minutes of shaking her apprentice, Tsunade released her.
Shizune started spinning around the room dizzily.
"Shizune we don't have time for dancing! Help me think of something!" Said Tsunade Frantically.
Shizune finally stopped spinning.
"Tsunade-sama, we could sell things." She said.
"Great idea!"
Tsunade paused.
"What should we sell?"
"Uhhhhhh."
"AHA! I KNOW!" Tsunade jumped onto her desk. "We could sell your pig!"
This time it was Shizune's turn to blink.
"What the hell? My pig?" Shizune repeated. "Not my pig your ignorant excellency! Something that would be worthwhile!"
"Hmmmm, your right." Said Tsunade agreed.
All of a sudden, Tsunade screamed.
"I got it!
Yay, Cliffy. What is Tsunade's brilliant plan?
Find out soon. Now I want you all to review.