A/n: I type things as they come to me, and thus was this idea spawned. It's an Overlord crossover so Naruto gets to be evil with an army of wacky demons. Story wide Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto (which is owned by Masashi Kishimoto) or Overlord (owned by Codemasters I believe) they are the property of their respective owners. I am not making any money off this so for the love of god don't sue me. The fic is pre wave.

This fic is the story of Evilmidgetgod14 who was forced to leave and will most likely not return I Seer-Sandman will leave all of his authors notes in place and not add my own beyond this and those in the chapters I write.

I'm evil, Believe it!

"Where the hell am I?" asked Naruto to no one in particular as he opened his eyes to find himself staring at a dark stone ceiling. Attempting to move Naruto found that, much to his disappointment, that he was still unable to move. "That's just great first I get torn apart by a cat and then some little green freaks kidnap me."

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Flashback

"I say we kill it next time." said Naruto rubbing his face along the scratches the cat had given him. "I hate chasing that damn thing."

"Now now Naruto-kun, it's easy money and you can't complain about that." reprimanded his one eyed sensei lightly over his orange book. "And besides it's not like those won't heal easily."

"Yeah Naruto." said Sakura punching him in the back of the head. "We help the Daimyo's wife and she pays us a major amount of money."

"You mean I catch an angry cat and you guys get money for it." grumbled Naruto so no one could hear him, except Kakashi but he was to interested in his Icha Icha Paradise copy to care. "Hey Sakura-chan do you wanna go get some ramen?" he asked grinning at his crush.

"Why the hell would I do anything with you when Sasuke's nearby?" asked the pink haired girl turning to Sasuke eagerly. "Hey Sasuke-kun do you want to go do something."

"No." the raven haired Uchiha said walking away from the group.

"Oh ok." said Sakura walking away with a crestfallen look on her face.

"I have to uh, water my plants." said Kakashi walking off with his face still buried in his perverted book.

"Bye to you to." grumbled Naruto angrily. "Well it looks like I have the rest of the day off and since it's still pretty early for supper I guess I'll go train." Sticking his hands in his pockets and adopting the happy go lucky grin he always wore around other people Naruto ran off towards the nearest training ground.

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"Kage Bushin no Jutsu!" yelled Naruto spawning another set of clones. "Alright guys time to fight!" he yelled sliding into his combat stance as the clones all charged him. A few minutes later he had dissipated all of his clones and was sitting under a tree wiping the sweat from his brow and drinking from the bottle of water he had brought with him. Although he had only been fighting for around thirty minutes he found that he was wearing out already. 'Damn I never wore out this fast before.' he thought nursing the bruises, wincing as he hit a particularly bad one.

'I should probably go get dinner soon.' he thought staring at the setting sun in the distance. He jumped slightly when he noticed some movement in the woods. "Who's there?" he yelled attempting to go for a kunai only to find he was unable to move. 'Shit why can't I move?'

"I'm going to ask you one more time who's out there?!" asked Naruto acting as though nothing was wrong.

"Noooo one!" called back a shrill voice followed by a huge commotion in the woods around Naruto that sounded like an army of little feet running around wildly. "We came to get you sire!" yelled another voice happily as several small green creatures that reminded Naruto of the pictures of gremlins he had seen in a book he had once read when he was younger exited the woods and surrounded him.

"Come and get me?" asked Naruto raising an eyebrow while hoping his nervousness didn't show. "What for?"

"Because you're the Master!" squeaked one of the goblin like things waving his hand in the air causing Naruto to notice he had a pair of makeshift claws on each hand. He also noticed that they smelled quite pungent.

"I don't know what you're talking about." said Naruto fidgeting, mentally because he found himself still unable to move.

"That's we poison-ed you!" chimed in another gaining him the glares of all the others in the group. "Whoopsie!" it squeaked grabbing Naruto by the ankle while another ran behind him and hit him in the back of the head. "Don't worry we take good of the Master!" he heard one squeak out as the world faded around him.

End Flashback

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"Crap just figures that I'd get kidnapped by the first gremlins on Konoha's doorstep." grumbled Naruto. "HEY SOMEONE LET ME TE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!" he screamed using the only tactic he could think of at the moment.

"All in good time Sire." said a raspy voice from slightly below him. "And don't worry the ones who instigated your poisoning have been properly punished."

"Who's there?" asked Naruto trying to look down before giving up on moving.

"Forgive me Sire." said a hunchbacked one-eyed version of the creatures from before as it leaned over and stared him in the face. "I am Gnarl the Minion Master and don't worry about not being able to move we have given you the poisons cure and you should regain movement in a few minutes.."

Resisting the urge to throw up Naruto asked the question that came foremost in his mind. "You're going to kill me aren't you?" he asked apprehensively.

"Good heavens no Sire we wouldn't dream of doing such things!" cried the one called Gnarl. "In fact we are here to serve you."

"Serve me, what do you mean serve me?" asked Naruto hoping to god he didn't mean eat him alive.

"Why I mean attend to your every whim and help you spread evil through out the land Sire." said Gnarl giving Naruto a toothy grin as the young ninja finally regained enough movement to sit up.

"Why would you want to serve me and what do you mean spread evil throughout the land?" asked Naruto raising an eyebrow.

"Exactly what it sounds like my lord and to tell the truth we don't know why we serve you other than the fact that you are the Overlord." said Gnarl snapping his fingers causing several of the green creatures from before to appear and help Naruto to his feet.

"The Overlord?" said Naruto sending Gnarl a questioning glance while staring apprehensively at the little creatures dancing around his feet. "What's the Overlord?"

"You don't know?" asked Gnarl in surprise. "What are they teaching you kids in school nowadays?"

"How to kill silently and effectively." said Naruto cracking his joints.

"Hmm that's nice." said Gnarl smirking. "That's a good educational system."

"So tell me what is the Overlord and why would I want to spread evil through out the land?" asked Naruto again finding that even though a few minutes ago, in his time frame it could have actually been hours for all he knew, he had been kidnapped and poisoned by the creatures he found he was oddly comfortable around them.

"The Overlord is the lord of evil and ruler of chaos!" explained Gnarl happily. "And since you're him you must want to spread evil yes?"

"What makes you think I'm the actual Overlord you're talking about Gnarl?" asked the orange ninja surveying the room he was in only to find it void of anything other than a open tomb and a few mushrooms growing on the walls.

"Simple, the Tower Heart chose you as being the most suitable being to be the next Overlord." said the hunchbacked creature.

"Well that's odd cause I don't feel like spreading evil across the land." said Naruto smugly.

"That's what they all say Sire." sighed Gnarl taking Naruto in one twisted hand and leading him out of the room into another room that contained more of the strange green creatures engaging in various activities. In the center of the room however was a large glowing orb surrounded by floating rocks. "This my lord is the Tower Heart it is the power source behind your empire. These," he said motioning at the creatures running around the room. "are minions, they are your loyal subjects who will do whatever you want whenever you want at all costs. This room," he said gesturing widely "Is the spawning pit where all minions are born."

"So that's what chose me." muttered Naruto reaching out and touching the Tower Heart to find it felt like a finely polished rock. "It feels really smooth."

"Yes Sire, but with your permission we should really get this operation underway after all we still need to repair The Tower." said Gnarl from the top of a nearby staircase. "So if your Lordship would kindly follow me."

"Sure." said Naruto staring at the stone as he walked after Gnarl.

"I like how the Master dresses." squeaked one of the minions in the corner. "Do you think he'll give Minions like that?"

"Naughty, naughty!" squeaked another reproachfully "Goby just got new loincloth!"

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"This Sire is your Throne Room!" rasped Gnarl gesturing around the area that, quite frankly, did not look anything like Naruto imagined a throne room to look like. All over the floor where piles of rubble some of which where blocking passage ways and stair cases. Seeing the look on Naruto's face Gnarl rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "It isn't what it used to be, you see it has been raided several times."

"Uh-huh." said Naruto spotting a large pool of water at one end of the hall. "What's that?" he asked gesturing at it.

"That Sire is the Tower Portal." said Gnarl guiding the young ninja over to the pool. "This will take you wherever you wish to go and back provided you've been to the location before, it also allows you to summon minions wherever you like. Of course that requires life force but for now you needn't worry about that seeing as how your minions are out gathering that for you."

"I assume it involves killing." said Naruto.

"I think you're getting the hang of it Sire." snickered Gnarl. "This gate also has the added bonus of allowing us to watch you at all times and speak telepathically with you."

"Watch me at all times?!" yelped Naruto blushing.

"We aren't perverts Sire you needn't worry about that." said the old Minion Master tilting his head to the side.

"Better not be." said Naruto dodging a minion as it fell off the ceiling. "So if this let's me go wherever I want will it let me go home?"

"Of course Sire, but wouldn't you rather stay here?"

"No."

"Maybe when we fix up the private quarters." sighed Gnarl. "So as I was saying just think of the location you want to go and jump in."

"Well in that case see ya!" said Naruto waving at the aged creature behind him. "And to answer the unasked question, I won't become the Overlord and I won't be evil, if I did how could I become Hokage."

"That's to bad sire." said Gnarl looking crestfallen. "But if you reconsider just step on the platform that will appear where you appear."

"Thanks maybe I'll see ya but I doubt it!" said Naruto jumping into the pool.

"I think that we will meet again Master, very soon." cackled Gnarl.

-

"Weird." said Naruto as he found himself standing on a stone circle in his room. "That's all I can say about this day." Shaking his head he decided, as usual, that he would ponder his troubles over a couple of bowls of ramen. Stepping off the stone circle and noting it's location he proceeded to jump out of his window and take off across the rooftops towards his favorite eatery.

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"N-No way!" yelled Naruto looking at the charred remains of the Ichiraku Ramen Bar. "Who did this?" he asked the owner Teuchi clenching his fists and grinding his teeth. "And why did they do it?"

"It was some villagers." sobbed Teuchi as some medics zipped up the body bag that contained the burnt remains of his daughter. "They wore masks and yelled about us daring to feed the demon child."

"So it's my fault then?" asked Naruto hanging his head and letting a single tear drip down. "They burned down your only lively hood and killed your daughter because of me?"

"No Naruto." said the cook putting a hand on Naruto's shoulder. "They did it because people are to blind to see who you really are."

"Damn it." whispered Naruto turning and facing the man. "So what are you going to do now?"

"I can't stand it here anymore." said Teuchi gazing at the surrounding area sadly. "There are to many bad memories here for my tastes."

"I see." sighed Naruto rubbing the tears away from his eyes. "Will you at least stay to see the people who did this get brought to justice?"

"No Naruto." sighed Teuchi pulling off his hat and using it to dry his own tears. "Everyone refuses to even acknowledge it was anything more than an accident. I will leave after the funeral."

"What do you mean they refuse to acknowledge it?" yelled Naruto angrily.

"It's just that simple, it's likely that they are happy that it was done and they won't look into it anymore than is necessary."

"And the Hokage?"

"They'll most likely do every thing in their power to stop it from getting that far." sighed Teuchi.

"That's it." said Naruto turning and running towards his house.

"N-Naruto-kun where are you going? Don't do anything you'll regret!" the old man yelled eyes widening in surprise.

'I have put up with this for to long.' thought Naruto speeding towards his home as memories of his harsh childhood flew through his mind followed by memories of his team using him finished off by the sight of Ichiraku burning down with Ayame still trapped inside. 'These people have made my life terrible my teammates use me and now other people have gotten killed because these fools just can't look beyond the damn fox!'

'I won't stand for this!' he mentally raged as he flew up the steps of his home. 'Not when I have the power to stop it!' Breaking the door to his house down he ran over to the stone circle and stopped in front of it. 'I know that they won't let me become Hokage, they have that right reserved for their precious Uchiha, so instead of becoming Hokage I'll one up that.' he thought stepping onto the circle.

-

"I will become the Overlord." he said as he appeared in the Tower.

"I thought you said you would never want to be Overlord Sire." said Gnarl cackling.

"Not the way you want." said Naruto. "To create a greater good I will create the greatest evils! I can't stand people anymore not only do want revenge on those fools for what they put me through everyday but I want to create a world where no one is looked down upon for reasons they can't control. And if someone defies me I'll crush them!"

"Never heard that one, but we'll help you all the same." said Gnarl smiling. "After all we aren't picky about our evil."

"I guess he's never heard of two wrongs don't make a right." said another minion, this one wore a jesters hat, from where it sat on the throne. "The Tower Heart must be broken he doesn't look like much."

"Ah yes Sire let me introduce you to the court jester, if you wish you can use him as a living target." sighed Gnarl shaking his head.

"I might take you up on that offer." said Naruto glaring at the Jester as it paled.

"Now then Sire I know you are trained in the ninja arts so we have modified your armor a bit to suit your battle style." said Gnarl pulling on Naruto's hand and leading him down a staircase. As they descended the stairs Naruto noticed that it was getting increasingly hotter.

"Where are we going?" he asked as he began sweating. "It's so hot."

"We're going to the forge Sire, to get you your armor." said Gnarl simply. "We don't want you getting killed in battle."

"But I'm a ninja armor will just slow me down!" complained Naruto as they reached the bottom of the stairs.

"Not this armor sire we have it specially crafted for each Overlord. Here weapons strong enough to kill the mightiest of beings and armor strong enough to stop the strongest blows are crafted." bragged Gnarl happily. "And today we have made an extra special suit for you." Walking over to a pair of doors he pulled out a suit of black armor, with the help of several other minions. It was exactly his size and had a mighty spiked helmet along with long large two foot long metal spikes protruding from the glove's knuckles. "This is made of Arcanium my lord." said Gnarl proudly.

"What's Arcanium?" questioned Naruto secretly wishing the armor was orange.

"Why none other than the strongest and lightest metal in existence!" said Gnarl triumphantly. "But your lordship may wish to keep in mind that it does not make you invincible."

"Let me see it." said Naruto holding out his hands. He noticed as it was placed in his arms that it was incredibly light especially for armor. "Are you sure this will protect me?" he asked suspiciously.

"Would you like to test it?" asked Gnarl grinning.

"What do you mean?" asked Naruto eyeing the Minion Master.

"Put it on lord then follow me." said Gnarl walking over to the stairs while Naruto changed into the armor, with some help from the minions seeing as how he didn't know how to get it on. As soon as he was ready Gnarl lead him up the stairs and back to the throne room where he led him down a separate set of stairs into a small area at the very bottom of the Tower. "This Sire is the Arena where we keep monsters for you to fight!" the aged minion said happily. "Now if you would step into the arena through there," he said indicating a large gated doorway. "We will have you fight a few beasties."

"And if I get killed?" asked Naruto raising an eyebrow. "Then what?"

"Don't worry as an added protection measure the Tower teleports you back to your throne at anytime it senses you are in inescapable danger." said Gnarl. "So off with you I will start you off with a few trolls."

"Trolls?" asked Naruto heading into the ring to the cheers of the observing minions. "What's a…..HOLY SHIT THAT?!" he yelled in horror as before him stood two incredibly fat bipedal creatures with a small head sitting up on their shoulders donned with two beady eyes a squashed nose and a large mouth.

"Put your hands together for the Overlord!" squawked the Jester from his seats in the stands. "And clap even harder is by some grace of god he survives!"

Both of the creatures suddenly charged Naruto with surprising quickness for creatures of their size. Reaching out one of the trolls grabbed Naruto by the arm as he got over his shock and tried to dodge. Lifting him up in front of him it proceeded to punch Naruto in the stomach sending him flying across the room.

'Odd it hit me hard enough to fly across the room but I didn't even feel it.' thought Naruto dodging the other one as it charged at him. 'Well we wont' get anywhere dodging so lets fight back!' Putting his hands together in his favorite seal he called the name of his favorite jutsu. "Kage Bushin no Jutsu!"

Suddenly seven other Naruto's appeared and charged the nearest troll jumping on it's back and stabbing and slashing at it's neck until the beast fell, crushing three clones as it went. "Now for the last one!" yelled Naruto as his clones went dashing at the beast only to be dispersed as it body slammed them.

Charging the beast tackled Naruto into the wall causing him to grunt in discomfort. 'Well I felt that one.' he thought before stabbing his knuckle blades as deep as he could into the trolls head causing it to rear back in pain. 'And it seems he felt that one.' Taking the opportunity Naruto delivered a quick series of jabs to the beasts stomach causing it to eventually tear open spilling its guts all over him. 'Well there it is, my first kills.' he thought grimly before breaking out in a slight smile which was obscured by his helmet. 'I could get used to this.'

Later he swore he could hear a maniacal laugh in the back of his head at that moment.

-

Later he found himself sitting in his throne plotting his next move with Gnarl. "So what you're saying is that while I could easily take on a jounin in this equipment the minions would need to outnumber the enemy greatly to beat anything higher than genin unless it was in a surprise attack.."

"Indeed Sire." said Gnarl shrugging. "But they are quite plentiful so that is no real problem unless you wanted to take a great village." Sighing Gnarl continued. "It didn't used to be like this, in the old days the people were weaker and weren't practicing such large scale techniques."

"I suppose that I'll need to get some stronger warriors under my control then." said the blonde thoughtfully, showing that while he appeared stupid he really just never saw much point in thinking the small things out. "Any suggestions Gnarl?"

"As of yet no sire." said Gnarl shaking his head. "You see we've only been watching 'you' for the last few years as such we don't really know much about the rest of the world."

"Tch. To bad I was hoping for some big advice." grumbled Naruto unhappily.

"I can give you one bit of advice Sire." said Gnarl grinning in what Naruto supposed might be an apologetic manner. "To run a proper evil empire you will still need funds and to get funds you must have followers, plus you never know you might be able to hire some people when you have enough."

"And how do you suggest I gain those followers?" asked Naruto sarcastically. "Do you suppose that anyone will just say 'Hey look at that kid he's an evil Overlord but what the hell let's work for him and give him our money to fund his plan for world domination'?"

"No I expect they will say 'Oh my god I'm burning, I'm burning, please stop lord, please stop!' and then they will give you money." said Gnarl grinning.

"You're telling me to kill them?" asked Naruto raising an eyebrow. "So that they'll go to a ninja village and hire a team of elite ninja to come and kill me?"

"Yes well it worked fine in the past." said Gnarl rubbing the back of his head. "Maybe you could get them to follow you of their own will?" he suggested.

"There's another thing I'm worried about." said Naruto resting his head on his fist and sighing. "When Konoha realizes I am gone they'll send hunter nin after me and I'm not totally sure about killing a large squad of elite ninja."

"Well if you're worrying about them getting to you here you don't have to." said Gnarl walking over to a balcony beyond the Tower Portal and gesturing Naruto to follow him. Walking over Naruto noted that not only were they extremely high up but it appeared the entire tower was surrounded by steep mountains. "This tower is surrounded by an impassible mountain range that only the minions know how to get around. Add to that the fact that this is an uncharted island and you have an almost impregnable fortress." said the minion master proudly.

"Then how was it raided so many times?" asked Naruto raising an unseen eyebrow.

"Eh." said Gnarl stopping mid-laugh. "Ok maybe not so much impregnable as hard to get into."

"Keh whatever." said Naruto walking back to the tower portal. "I'm going back for now." he said offhandedly. "I'll be back when I get the chance to train in the dungeon more so make sure it's well stocked."

"Why are you leaving lord?" asked Gnarl hobbling after him. "Surely it would be comfortable for you to sleep here."

"You don't even have the private quarters fixed yet." said Naruto offhandedly. "And I'd like to see if I can work something out using information in Konoha's library."

"As you wish lord. And with your permission I would like to send a small force of greens with you." said Gnarl nodding.

"I don't think it'd be taken well if I just ran around with a bunch of little green creatures." said Naruto shaking his head.

"That's the beauty of the green minions sire." said Gnarl walking over to one of the small creatures. "They can disappear totally!" as he said this the one he had walked over to disappeared without a trace. "Perfect tools for a ninja yes?"

"That's awesome!" yelled Naruto pumping his fist in the air. "Give me one hundred of them!"

"Er, I'm not sure you're ready for that many master." said Gnarl a sweat drop forming on the back of his head. "I think it would be better to start you off with ten until you get used to commanding and fighting with them."

"Aww come on Gnarl I'm the Overlord! I should be walking the streets with a huge army at my back striking fear into the hearts of all who pass me by!" whined Naruto waving his arms around angrily.

"The armor should be imposing enough for now." said Gnarl pointing to one of Naruto's gloved hands. "And for good terms I also suggest you find some generals to help manage your army."

"Generals?" asked Naruto calming down. "What do you mean?"

"Well if you want to be fighting an actually war you'll need people to help you manage command." said Gnarl. "You can't command thousands of minions as easily as you might control say fifty."

"So what you're saying is to find people to help me multitask my army." said Naruto sighing. "Never thought being the master of evil would be so damn hard."

"It gets better lord." said Gnarl grinning. "I'm sure you'll find you enjoy it eventually."

"I hope you're right." muttered Naruto jumping into the portal.

A/N: This one is fun to write. Also it's going to be a little while before Naruto permanently leaves Konoha most likely after the genin exams. Next time Naruto is going to play around with his new found minions a little and before anyone send reviews or pms telling me to stop creating so many new stories and get back to my main one. It takes awhile to get good inspiration for it and I'm sure you don't want me to rush it and make the story suck. Now a vote. Should Naruto control more beasties besides the minions or not? Review please.