Ten Bottles of Beer on The Wall!
By: M14Mouse
Summary: Vida is drunk and poor Chip has to drive her home.
Disclaimer: No ownage here. Sorry…
Themes: PRfic100—58. Alcohol and for 30kisses---10. 10
"Fifteen Bottles of Beer on the Wall….Fifteen Bottles of Beer on the Wall…Take One Down and Pass Around….Fourteen Bottles of Beer on…" Vida Rocca shouted happily out of the bar. Her arm wrapped tight around Chip Thorn's neck as she stumble onto the sidewalk. He tried very hard not to drop her but she was making this very hard with all her arm waving and singing.
"Twelve Bottles of Beer on the Wall…Twelve Bottles of Beer on The Wall… Take One Down and Pass Around..." she shouted again.
Maybe, he should tell her that she missed thirteen. Come to think about that. That wouldn't be a good idea. Where did he park his car?
"Eleven Bottles of Beer on the Wall…Eleven Bottles of Beer on The Wall… Take One Down and Pass Around..." she sung happily.
He wished he brought his earplugs. Wait a minute, there is it! He never has been so happy to see his car…expect during Christmas shopping season. But that isn't the point.
"Hey…V…we are almost to my car." he said softly.
"But I don't want to go home, Chippy. I want get another drink and dance." she said as she giggled. She swung her arms off his neck and almost fell onto the ground. He was quick enough to catch her.
"No more beer…or whiskey…or vodka…or another form of alcohol drinks for you." he said as he tried to open the passenger's door. He could feel Vida slipping from his arms and landing on the ground. .
"But…we could have a drink together. Wo…wouldn't that be fun?" she said with a giggle.
"Uh..huh." He said as he was finally opened the door. He reached out and helped her to her feet. Carefully, he slipped her into the car seat and he bucked the seat belt around her.
"You are always my knight in shining armor." she said as she reached out and stroked his cheek.
"I try to be. Sometimes, you make it difficult." he said.
"Because I am crazy!" she said with a giggle. The she laid her head on the head rest and closed her eyes. He closed the door and moved to the driver's side. Quickly, he slipped into car and started up the car. He looked over at her as he put on his seat belt. She looked so peaceful. He wondered what could have upset her so much. Vida was the type of person who only drinks when they are extremely upset.
He backed his car out of the parking spot when she woke up again.
"Hey…Vida…what.." he said.
"Ten bottles of beer on the wall…ten bottles of beer on the wall… Take One Down and Pass Around. Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall…" she said as she burst into song again. Her face seemed to light up as she sung.
"V…what is…" he asked again.
"Why doesn't anyone loves me?" she said softly. He glanced over from the road to her. Her expression has changed to this serious and dark look. Damn, he hated her mood swings when she drunk. It is like he getting a free ride on an amusement park.
"Of course, people love you, V. There are your parents, Maddie, Nick, Xander, and m…" he said.
"NO! I don't want friendship love. I want to screw me into the bed love. I want someone to wrap me their arms love. I want…" she said as she cut herself off.
"V…what do you want?" he said as he tried to pay attention to the road.
"I want nine bottles of beer on the wall…nine bottle of beer on the wall… Take one down and pass around. Eight bottles of beer on the wall…" she started singing again.
"V…I want to know what is. You don't get drunk unless you are upset." he said.
"You are screwing someone." she said angrily. He could see her folding her arms across her chest.
What in the world is she talking about?
"Uhh…I am not screwing anyone. I have been relationship free for sometime now. You know that." he said. Why would she care if he was in relationship? She goes through guys quicker than Xander goes through girls.
"You lie! You are dating that stick figure blonde Barbie doll!" she said angrily.
Who in the world….OH!
"V…that is my cousin…Leona. I told you that she was coming down to look at some colleges." he said softly.
"I may have remembered it." she grumbled.
"No, you completely forgot, V." he said. For a brief moment, there was silence between them.
"Why can't you screw me?" she said. He hit the brakes in surprise.
"What?!" he said as he turned at her.
"You heard me the first time. Why can't you screw me?" she asked.
"First off, you are drunk. Second off, you are my best friend. I…" he said.
"Of course, you are my best friend. That would make it so much fun!" she said as she gave me this evil grin.
He could see her trying to get out of seat but the safety belt prevented her. She tried to unbuckle herself but she failed at it.
"Stupid belt thing." she said angrily.
Thank you, safety belt.
"V….I am not going to have sex with you like this." he said softly.
"Don't you love me?" she said as she gave him this puppy dog look.
"Of course, I love you but…" he said.
"Then why don't you screw me?" she said.
"V…" he said.
"Shut up!" She shouted. She reached over and grabbed his shirt. She pulled him directly into a kiss. His brain pretty stopped thinking at that point. He was paying more attention to the sensations of her lips on his. Finally, she let go of his shirt.
"That was nice. You are mine now." she said happily as she curled up against his shoulder.
It took his brain a minute process everything that just happened.
Vida isn't allowed to have alcohol…ever again! Sad thing is Vida is probably going to regret tomorrow morning.
He started moving the car again.
"Eight bottles of beer on the wall…eight bottle of beer on the wall… Take one down and pass around….seven bottles of beer on the wall." She hummed under her breath.
The End.