Taken by Surprise

((A/N: Ok..this is my first story, so I'd like some reviews to see how it goes...))

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece, and technically only half of this story, but I have been given permission be the other author to post on here.

Chapter 1:

Outside, the sun just started to rise, sending very small rays of sunlight through the boys' quarters of the Going Merry. Sanji woke up to get started on breakfast. He groaned as he rolled out of his hammock, avoiding stepping on the swordsman sleeping below him. The blonde gently rubbed his forehead as he sleepily walked to the kitchen. But paused briefly as he heard their Captain mumbling something about meat in his sleep. Sanji glanced back, knowing no one would be up at this time, but he was sure he heard somethin. Maybe it was one of those stupid idiots sleep-talking. He stretched, cracking his back, got out some ingredients and all that stuff, and started making breakfast. As he shut the door Luffy turned over, still rambling about meat. Meanwhile Chopper's blue nose twitched some, the scent of food cooking having reached it and he mumbled "smells great" under his breath. Sanji continued to cook breakfast, taking out a cigarette to smoke while he cooked.

Back in the men's cabin Zoro was having a vivid dream of his fight with Kuina when he heard a distinct mumble of meat. Sanji finally finished making all sorts of breakfast foods, and set them out on the table. He put his cigarette out, tossed it in the trash, and headed to the boys' quarters, giving each boy a small kick to the ass (but a light nudge to Chopper) to wake them up. "Oi. Breakfast is done," he muttered. Chopper opened his eyes and smiled at Sanji, then nodded. "I smelt it, Sanji. Even in my dreams," he said with a small giggle, before he jumped down from the couch that was there, and he headed for the kitchen. Usopp did not hesitate. He woke up and started for the kitchen before the two with the large appetites wakes up.

Zoro distinctly awake from the meat noise hurried to get up before Luffy realized anything. Luffy started to smell the breakfast and stenches his arm to the end of Choppers horn. then sproings off "MEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!" the call came from down the hall, by the Captain. Sanji shook his head to his crewmembers and went to the kitchen to make sure there's still food there.

"Hey! Luffy!" Chopper whined managed to push Luffy away, before he went to sit down at the table, gathering himself some food. Usopp was already in the kitchen, eating like any normal person would. He was very cautious, too. He didn't need anyone, especially Luffy, stealing from his plate. Luffy hurried to the table grabbing everything in sight. Zoro grouched, from the Men's cabin seeing as all the guys are up he might as well, too. He knew that he would have to go out training soon.

Sanji grabbed himself an untouched plate of food and leaned against the wall in the kitchen, watching the guys eat...well, except one, which was Zoro. He huffed and looked to the door, swearing he'll kick the shit out of that marimo head if he thinks he's skipping a meal. "Luffy, cut it out! leave some food for us, dammit!" Chopper shouted from across the table. He whined again and looked back at Sanji, seeing an angry look in the chef's eye. Usopp let out a slight growl at Luffy as he grabbed everything, but his plate since he guarded it well, and he finished his food.

"Yeah. Cut it out, Luffy," he said. Being himself, Luffy ignored all of the others comments and continued inhaling food. Zoro, stretched still feeling tired but knowing he could sleep again while they were sailing, or otherwise doing nothing. He went out into the kitchen ignoring the evil glare given by Sanji and grabbed what little food was left.

"Usopp, do something! Make him stop!" Chopper whined as he tugged on his friend's arm. Usopp reached into his pocket and snuck one of those Tabasco stars of his into the food Luffy was shoveling down his mouth. Sanji's glare died down as Zoro got food, and he scanned what little food Zoro grabbed, seeing it really wasn't enough to fill the swordsman up, so he quietly planned to make more once everyone was out of the kitchen.

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!" (a/n: hot….with a really long 'O') luffy yelled after being hit with a Tabasco star. He pushed Sanji out of the way to get to the sink, stuck his head under the faucet, and tried to get the coldest water possible. Zoro ignored his food while watching the hilarious acts of their Captain. Sanji blinked, sort of out of it, before realizing he was 'pushed' and he snapped at Luffy.

"Watch it!"he said. Then he looked to Zoro, and then towards the floor, planning something. Chopper and Usopp were in fits of laughter at the table. Once Luffy's stomach was filled with water and was bloated he said, "MIZU LUFFY!" and then made a spout fountain from his mouth. Everyone just kept laughing and laughing. Sanji looked up at Luffy and couldn't help letting out that laugh of his. He shook his head and nudged Luffy away from the sink, so he could clean his dishes. Usopp got up with his and Chopper's plates and went over to the sink to help Sanji clean the dishes, still chuckling at Luffy's antics. Chopper pounded his hooves on the table, continuing to laugh at Luffy.